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Chapter 4

Note: Use ghost as a confusion method

~Laura's POV

If I was a sword in Kahlan's room where would I be? I quickly run through the hallway, the best I can wearing a knee length kimono and slowly and silently close the door behind me.

I slowly put my ear against the door and hear footsteps run pass the door and I happily grin at that. He hasn't found me. I turn to Kahlan's room and see a lot of stuff… I mean the closet open with a little sword hanging out… if I was a sword I would be in there. I slowly and carefully tip toe to the closet and pull my sleeves up even more as they continue to fall pass my fingers.

How am I going to use this I do not know? I mean the people didn't kill me and my arms and legs aren't hurt either. Plus it's rude to hurt a girl as everyone knows. I shrug slightly and fish out a white sword with an orange-ish red-ish handle… damn everything is fitting my outfit today.

As I slowly swing it around I see that it's pretty light.

I slowly put it in its holder and tighten my obi so the sword is nice and comfortable in it / too lazy to hold it.

I look in Kahlan's mirror and see that I look like a samurai… well a lady samurai by that.

I grin happily as I calmly walk to her door and open it. Me, being me I pop my head out and look around. No ninja cosplayers… nope, not one in sight.

"Well that was easy," I whisper to myself softly while walking out her room, slowly and silently closing it behind me. As I take a soft step forward I feel someone's hand on my shoulder… please be Jerry the ghost please be Jerry the ghost!

Wait… ghost!?

"AHHHHHHHH JERRY THE GHOST," I scream VERY loudly, probably making the people in the living room hear me even if I'm upstairs and quickly run towards the stairs and down them. I'm pretty sure I left Jerry very confused back there.

I quickly run into the kitchen and fish out some water seeing as Jerry doesn't like water… he prefers flavored water. I quickly fill a sports bottle with water and make sure it's the bottle where you can squeeze it and the bottle sprays out like in football / soccer… same thing.

I hear the kitchen door open and feet walk towards me.

"If your Jerry, beware I have water and JUST water," I say calmly while holding onto the bottle.

I do not want Jerry near me he has PINK hair like Sakura; I hate the color pink with all my heart.

I hear a slight chuckle from behind and two arms wrap round my waist, pulling me onto whoever's shoulder this is.

"AHHH JERRY LET GO OF ME YOU PINK HAIRED WEIRDO!" I yell loudly while thrashing my arms about, making the bottle fly around, spraying water at everything; including me and Jerry. "… Oh wait you're not Jerry never mind," I say while laughing slightly, this guy has black-ish blue-ish hair while Jerry the ghost has pink.

"Let's go," the guy says while repositioning me on his shoulder as we walk back into the living room. Me being me I place my elbow on his back so I can look up and around. I see 9 people since 1 of them is carrying me plus Kahlan who is looking at the ripple eye guy; they seem to be talking.

"Hello people I have returned~" I say while using my other hand to wave as I'm placed down on the floor, slowly.

"You were meant to stay hidden, Laura," Kahlan says, giving me a slight glare, she then looks at the sword which is being held by my obi.

"They aren't scary I'm more scared of Jerry," I say while rubbing the back of my head, "I think I saw him again upstairs," the guy who brought me into the room chuckles slightly then taps the guy who carried me downstairs on the shoulder.

"How are you Jerry, hmm?" he says as the guy who carried me glares and pushes his hand away roughly, aha so he was the one who grabbed my shoulder… oops.

"Go eat your clay, Deidara," he says while walking over to a guy with long black tied in a loose ponytail and red eyes… cool eyes they rock. The guy known as Deidara glares at him before clicking his tongue and walking over to a guy who looks about my age, maybe younger or older I don't know, and he has red hair and brown mud like eyes… cool.

Me being as dense as a rock… I just noticed something… they are all wearing Akatsuki cloaks and they are cosplaying as the Akatsuki… cool I have a cloak upstairs hidden away secretly seeing as its one of my few treasures that I don't wear unless it's a Cosplay con.

"Well… what are talking about?" I ask cheerfully while putting one hand on the sword. I feel so samurai right now. Damn but I want that Kisame cosplayer's sword but then again… its bigger than me so I'll stick with this sword.

"That is none of your concern," the lady cosplaying as Konan says while walking up behind me and stopping behind me, "you do realize we can kill you at any second right," she asks while pulling out a kunai and holding it right in front of my face, millimeters away from my nose.

I screw my nose up slightly at it as she pulls it away, "I know," your cosplayers so I doubt you can, "but I'm weird like that," I say happily as Kahlan continues to glare at the Pein cosplayer… damn I want his contacts.

I then notice something… Kahlan is bleeding since her blood and gone through pillow.

"I shall be right back," I say as I quickly leave the room only to have the Konan cosplayer follow me, "I'm going to get a 1st aid kid you don't need to follow me ya know," damn I seriously sound like Kushina saying that.

"I have to, I've been ordered to," she says while walking closely behind me, damn it I hate being followed I normally stop in my tracks so they stop and leave but since she is following me and she know I know so I can't do that.

I quickly adventure into the bathroom and stand up on a stall to reach the cabinet and pull out a green and white 1st aid kit. I jump off the stall and slid it back under the sink.

"Got it," I say while showing her the 1st aid kit, she simply nods at it and pushes me out the bathroom roughly, as she does that I analyze her carefully.

Her hair has either been dyed recently or its real which is kinder impossible and her eyes are real since I can tell contact from fake… but that means Pein's eyes are real… damn lucky bugger. DAMN I have the whole Akatsuki group in our apartment… okay when I get my PC I am showing off to all my friends in England… mwhahaa.

As I enter the living room everyone is still doing what they were doing before but Kahlan is keeping a straight face while looking at Pein… bleh lucky girl he looks cool I want his damn eyes.

I quickly walk over to Kahlan and hand her the 1st aid fit then quickly go back to Konan, why? I know she's kind seeing as she tried to kill Tobi, well she was in my good books before but when she did that she went from 'good' to 'god-like' in seconds, plus I love her like a sister so yeah I doubt she'll kill me if I get her to like me plus she's cool.

"Hello~" I say as I stand in front of her with a grin on my face.

She whispers a hello back, so no one else hears but I cover my mouth to hide my bigger grin, if people see it they will ask why and if they ask why I'm screwed. Why you may ask? Because they are ninjas who know when you lie that is why I would be screwed BIG TIME~

Speaking of lying… I can't lie to them they will know… DAMN IT I will have to upgrade my poker face if I'm gonna sneak pass them or persuade myself that the lie it true… I will do just that.

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