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Chapter 5

Note: Lying does not work

~Kahlan's POV

I toss the pillow down. It's going to have to soak in some cold water. Grabbing the first aid kit, I grab all the necessary items. I'm not sure how Deidara did it, but he was able to fix his nose. Lucky, they can't show the courtesy to do the same for my wound.

Taking a deep breath, I go through the disinfection process. I then proceed to bandage the wound up tightly. Luckily, I'm not bleeding as badly before, but now I'm hungry. That will just have to wait because we have to deal with these people. Hopefully I'll be able to get an icepack for my ankle when this is over with.

Closing the first aid kit, I look up over at Laura. It's great that she was able to get my sword, but it sucks that she doesn't seem to have register the danger of these people. It's only a matter of time before they take my sword from her. They'll probably search the house for any more weapons. I slightly smirk at that thought because anything can be used as a weapon if handled correctly.

Shaking my head, I get rid of any thoughts of using something as a weapon. Leaning back into the couch I look at the leader. Once again I just give him a blank expression. It seems to be getting on his nerves just slightly.

"Okay, you have both of us," I say. "What now?

"Where are we," Leader asks.

"Heaven," I lie.

I've always wanted to tell that to someone. That didn't seem to be the type of answer he is looking for because his eyes narrow and he moves the weapon closer. Now that I think about it, that weapon looks very similar to the weapons from a video game I play.

"Do not lie or joke around," he replies in a scary voice. "Unless you want to see your friend get hurt."

I keep my face blank so not to allow him or any of his groupies realize the impact his words have on me. My hands feel like they're shaking. Meh, that's either from the lack of food or the fear I'm trying to keep hidden. Maybe it's both.

"I'll only ask you once last time," Leader says his eyes turning into a scary glare promising death. "Where are we?"

"In our home," I reply honestly. If he wants more than that then he should add more details to his questions.

"Yep, yep, yep," Laura says grinning.

"Konan, bring the girl to me," Leader commands.

Okay I have to keep calm. I watch as the woman named Konan brings Laura over to Leader. Laura just keeps on grinning and I have the urge to hit my head against the wall. This is one messed up night.

"We're in a small town," I say as he starts moving the weapon away from me towards Laura.

"That was fucking easy to get her to talk," Albino says.

"Hidan shut up," Leader says. "What is the name of this town?"

"It's Cape something," Laura replies shrugging her shoulders. "I always forget. You can ask Jerry he might know. Then yet again he is evil with the color pink so he wouldn't know."

"Cape Breeze," I quickly say before Leader has a chance to do anything. "It's about a thirty minute drive to the beach."

"Drive? What the fuck is drive," the guy Hidan asks.

"Who am I supposed to be answering," I ask before there is any confusion that takes place.

"You'll answer me," Leader says then looks over to Hidan glaring. "Kakuzu take care of Hidan."

"What the fuck don't let him fucking come near me," Hidan yells.

"Baka shut up," the guy with the Christmas eyes says. He then cuts off Hidan's head off and walks out of the room with the head that starts swearing.

"That was cool," Laura says while I just stare at the fallen body with wide eyes. "Where is his real head?"

"Kakuzu just left with it," Leader replies. "Kisame go place the body somewhere else before it starts moving around and causing a mess."

"Hai," replies the blue guy now known as Kisame.

It looks like he grumbles something under his breath as he picks up the body and walks out of the room with it in the direction that Christmas eyes Kakuzu went. If they can carelessly just cut off a head to their own people then they'll have no problem cutting our heads off.

"Now," Leader says looking back at me. "What village does this Cape Breeze belong to?"

"Village Inn," Laura replies as she looks like she's thinking. "I pass it all the time on my way from work."

"Which country is this," Leader asks.

"Hong Kong," I reply trying to hide my annoyance.

Really, these people just kill one of their own and are demanding to know where they are at. They should freaking know what country this is. Everyone knows what country it is. A lot of people complain about our country. Sure, America isn't the most perfect country, but I prefer it than any other country; though I would like to visit other countries.

Leader presses the blade to Laura's throat. She makes a face. I clench my hands into fist and close my eyes to calm down before I let my anger take ahold. If I don't calm down I might do something that I will regret. I just need to shove these emotions back where they belong and keep a calm head.

"I told you not to lie or joke around," Leader says and I open my eyes. "You have three seconds to give me an honest answer."

"America," I reply through clench teeth.

"I warned you," he says.

"Don't you dare," I shout standing up. I almost fall from the sudden weight put on my ankle but I keep myself standing. "I'm telling the truth this is America."

"Okay well this was a fun game," Laura says with a yawn. "I'm getting hungry and tired so can we finish this now."

"This isn't a game, hmm," Deidara says.

I continue standing with my hands balled into fist as I glare at Leader. The woman Konan walks over to him and whispers something in his ear. He nods giving a small reply back then removes the weapon away from Laura's neck. My eyes narrow even more just waiting for something to happen to give me a reason to fight back. Instead the only thing he does is take the sword away from Laura causing her to pout.

"Hey I want that back, I was enjoying looking like a lady samurai. Plus that matches my outfit," Laura says.

"No," Leader replies. "Itachi check for any more weapons. Zetsu scope the place out and see what you can find. Take Tobi with you."

"Yay," the swirly orange mask person shouts. "Tobi gets to do something! Let's go Zetsu-san!"

"Tobi be silent," the dude that's in the flytrap says in a deep voice. Than another voice still from the same flytrap person says, "Tobi is just happy to be helpful. It's annoying."

The masked person known as Tobi now leaves the room. The flytrap person sinks into the floor. Holy hell how is that even possible? Know what, that doesn't matter because the weirdest thing that has happen is seeing him in the flytrap alive. The guy with the red eyes –I swear he's a demon- walks out of the room just as Kisame and Kakuzu walk back in.

"Where did you place Hidan," Leader asks them.

"I place Hidan's head in the freezer," Kakuzu replies. My eyes slightly widen with the knowledge of a head being in the freezer. Thank God the food is protected from the blood.

"I threw Hidan's body back in the forest," Kisame says with a grin.

"Great," I mumble and reach out for Laura's hand. Grabbing it, I let myself fall back onto the couch pulling her to sit down next to me so I can protect her better. "I'm either going to die at a young age or be in jail for life."

"Don't worry Kahlan," Laura says to me with a smile. "We're not going to die or end up in jail."

"I hope so," I mumble in reply. I just need to look on the bright side of all this. Laura is still safe and unharmed. That's all that matters.

"What are we supposed to do, un," asks the guy Deidara.

"Take Sasori with you and search the rooms for any information that proves if they're lying or not," Leader replies.

"Let's go brat," the red head says as he leaves the room.

"I'm coming Danna, un," Deidara replies following after the guy. Okay so is that guy Sasori or Danna?

"The rest of you stay here and keep an eye on these two. Konan follow me," Leader says then he goes in the direction of the kitchen with Konan following him.

"So who's in charge of us," I ask hoping for them to turn on one another.

"I am," Kakuzu says. Kakuzu just leans against the wall with a smirk. This night really sucks and I know it's stupid to think this but I really want to go take a shower before I catch a cold.

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