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Chapter 6

Note: Stupid questions do not work against ninjas

~Laura's POV

I sigh slightly as Kahlan keeps an eye on Kakuzu and Kisame. Since I am very bored; I slowly stand up, having the eyes of the two on me as I walk over to the bookshelf and search for a fun manga book to read.

"Aha!" I say while reaching for book one of Shugo Chara and easily pulling it out of the rest once I'm on tip toes… we need a smaller bookshelf. As I hold the book close I adventure back to the sofa and sit down cross legged, thankfully my kimono is wide at the bottom and covers my legs completely.

After about 4 minutes of reading… I sigh… bored already… new record.

I look to the two as they are both staring at us… okay K and K are boring me now.

"Hey," I say gaining both of their attentions, "who is better at the 'why' questions?" I ask happily while grinning.

You know when someone asks you a question and see how long till you can't answer their 'why?' after the questions… this drives everyone nuts.

"The what," Kisame asks while raising a brow at my question. I laugh slightly while placing my manga book beside me and turn to the two with a grin.

"You know when someone asks you a question and they ask 'why' after it, and I asked who is the best at having an answer each time after each 'why'?" I say while confusing myself a little.

Kisame nods his head slightly as Kakuzu rolls his eyes.

"Him," Kakuzu says while glancing at Kisame, probably not wanting to play this simple but annoying game.

Kisame grins slightly while giving a slight chuckle.

I will annoy one of them to death till another person gets back and I'll get Kisame to get them to play it.

Since I kinder know his personally he WILL do that.

"Wanna play?" I ask grinning as I look to Kahlan who is giving a 'oh great' look while looking at Kisame.

Kahlan is one of the people who don't get angry while playing it. Which is a first seeing as Luke and Mimi both get mad while playing it while Yuki doesn't she is as calm as snow falling.

Kisame shrugs slightly while his grin fades a little bit but is still there… cool he still has his sharp teeth.

"Okay~ I must now think of a question," I say while going into thinking mode, "a shark is a fish so… are you a fish?" I ask cheerfully while grinning. His grin is now completely gone and is replaced with a straight line. Kakuzu's smirk increases a little as Kisame pinches the bridge of his nose. Aha this is gonna be fun~

"1, I am not a fish, 2, a shark is a mammal not a fish," he says while giving me a blank look. Oh this is where the fun starts~

"Why?" I ask innocently while giggling slightly. Kahlan covers her mouth so I guess she's covering her mouth to stop herself from laughing.

His eye twitches slightly, "oh this game," he says then laughs slightly. He knows the game so this should be fun, "because I was born human and a shark has life young not eggs," eww I don't wanna know how but why should do. I laugh a little more as Kakuzu crosses his arms watching, slightly amused by the look of it.

"Why~?" I ask happily as Kahlan takes my manga book and starts reading it… she's faking seeing as her mouth is threatening to before a smile. So yeah she's listening but pretending to read so it doesn't seem like it.

His laughs dies slightly then leans forwards with a sharp grin… cool, "ask my mother she should know and because they are mammals," he says while sighing slightly. This is getting fun.

"Why, why, why~?" I ask while giving off an annoying tone of voice which seems to work as his eye twitches slightly, Kakuzu seems to notice it and taps his shoulder slightly pulling him back.

"Calm down," Kakuzu says while leaning back against the wall… ha-ha I can annoy a ninja… well Kisame at least it doesn't work against Kakuzu.

Kisame nods slightly while giving me the cold shoulder… dirt bag.

"We're back, un," Deidara says while walking into the living room holding some geography books while Sasori walks in with a bunch of maps… HEY those were pinned to my walls with blue-tac! Oh yeah blue-tac doesn't ruin walls so it's okay.

Neither Kisame and Kakuzu greet them which makes me laugh slightly, I'm not the only one getting blanked today. Sasori raises a brow at my laugh before walking past Deidara and into the kitchen.

"Oi Danna wait, un," Deidara says while walking after Sasori who has less stuff to carry unlike Deidara who has like 11 books… those aren't my books the maps are mine… okay the books are almost mine which means… THEY HAVE BEEN IN MY ROOM!

I will get them back later; they need permission to go into my room like everyone else in this apartment.

I sigh slightly and stand up stretching out, that feels much better now. I look to the two leaning against the wall as they keep an eye on the both of us.

"Kahlan them staring at us is creeping me out," I say while sitting back down beside Kahlan.

"Ignore them Laura," she says while giving a blank no emotion look to the two of them before looking out the window.

I pout then look to the door as Itachi walks in… with A LOT of weapons.

"There are more," he says while going into the kitchen, soon coming out of the kitchen and again walks out the room. Whoa there are like 8 swords he was carrying and some other items… I can only name the Sais and that's about it.

"Kahlan how many weapons do you even have?" I say slightly excited at how much he may bring back.

Kahlan taps her cheek slightly in thought and shrugs, "lost count," she says as my head drops in disappointment… damn I wanted to know, "can I borrow your kimono sleeve for a second," she asks while looking to my sleeves.

I nod while grinning as I give her my sleeve.

She uses it to cover up her stomach as she opens the 1st aid kit up. Ahh she is dressing her wound but doesn't want the guys to see… I wouldn't either they ARE guys.

Kakuzu slowly gets off of the wall and walks into the kitchen for some strange reason leaving me alone with Kahlan and Kisame… this should be fun~

"Hey-hey," I say while using my other sleeve to wave at Kisame. He eyes snap from the kitchen to me as he also slowly gets off of the poor wall.

"What?" he asks while looking to me. I grin as an idea pops into my head. I know a little bit of yaoi but hey this should be fun.

"Question~ who is gay in your group?" I ask innocently while I get a hit round the head by Kahlan. Oww… mean… well I did ask a pretty embarrassing question.

Kisame does a slight gag at the question but quickly composes himself, "no one is," he says quickly while averting his eyes from me. I'm guessing someone's sexuality isn't talked about much in the ninja world.

I give a blank look as I whistle slightly to gain a weird atmosphere like you see in shows. I wink to Kahlan as she shakes her head; she knows where I'm going with this.

"Doesn't seem that way~" I sing slightly in my murmur. Kahlan puts the 1st aid kit to the side as she finishes and I get my sleeve back.

"Excuse me?" Kisame says while walking over to us both, behind the sofa. Aha I got him interested now.

"One of your co-workers seems to give the other the 'eye'," I say while tapping my nose saying I'm keeping it a secret.

Honesty I have no idea what I'm talking about I'm making it up on the spot right here. And since I haven't thought about it being true or false yet he can't tell if it's a lie or if it's the truth.

He just raises a brow at that while walking back to the wall and leans back against it; that didn't last long as both Pein, Konan, Sasori and Deidara walked into the room as Konan held the weapons, Deidara held the books and Sasori with the light maps.

Soon after they did Itachi walks in with more weapons and stands near Kisame with the weapons… oh great this can't end well. I just know it in my guts. But I have to laugh, Kisame is looking round at the other Akatsuki members with curiosity in his eyes… aha he is really thinking about what I said.

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