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Chapter 8

Note: Ninjas tend to ignore you if you annoy them

~Laura's POV

"Someone is in a moody mood today," I say while looking at Pein as he glares slightly at me… hey I didn't say who I just looked at you, "sorry to say your glares don't affect me I have a dirt bag at work who is very prissy," I say to him as he turns away from me to the maps on the wall as I see Kisame covering his mouth snickering. At least Kisame has a sense of humor along this group.

I yawn a little more while leaning against Kahlan. I'm tired and a tiny bit hungry seeing as I had cake at the café.

I soon remember something and it sets me off in a wave of giggles.

"What is so funny?" Kahlan asks while nudging me in the sides.

"The stake went off yesterday I was meant to throw it out this morning but I forgot," I whisper to her as my giggles start to die down. Kahlan nods her head slowly then covers her mouth to I think hide the giggles.

As Pein, Konan and a few of the smart Akatsuki members look through the maps the other members look round the room while Zetsu keeps an eye on us.

I wave while grinning at him while the white side smiles a tiny bit and I have no idea if the black side is smirking or glaring… I'm not sure no more.

Soon after I wave Hidan, one of my favorites characters but he is tied with Deidara, walks in with a banana… probably one of the few foods he knows in the kitchen which doesn't need to be cooked.

Kahlan glares at him slightly as I make a gagging noise. I hate bananas… a lot.

"Eww," I say as I look away from the banana, I may puke if I look at it any longer.

After a long~ 20 minutes (I read my Shugo Chara book while waiting) Pein and Konan pulls themselves away from the maps and books and walks in front of Kahlan and I with a plain expression.

"It seems you were telling the truth about this 'America'," he says while mentioning to the maps. Kahlan gives a look like she knows all.

Deidara takes one of the maps down and Sasori starts to pile the books neatly… ha it seems the ninjas like to keep things in order even if it isn't their own home.

"Yeah America rocks though I wanna visit Japan; it rocks it has sushi," I seriously LOVE sushi. Raw fish or not it's my 5th love.

"Japan is a small island," Pein says with a nod… damn he has learnt geography and is most likely going to use it against me now.

I nod and so does Kahlan. I think about Japan and decide not to say anything seeing as the Naruto world is more or less Japan in an older era. I look round the room and see that Konan has the scroll with weapons in it… damn I wanna be a samurai lady again.

"My next question," Pein says while taking a step towards us like he's almost threatening us. Kahlan pushes her arm in front of me while I smile to the two; smiles make happy people last time I checked. "How did we get here?" he commands an answer as he looks to us both, well mostly Kahlan seeing as I wasn't here when they got here, I was at work being a super waitress.

I shrug as Kahlan shakes her head slightly. "I don't know really, there was a loud boom, I went to get a weapon in case some murderer was outside, there was thunder and lightning, and I saw someone by the tree in the backyard, it was you guys so I have no idea why you guys are here," Kahlan explains while pushing me more back into my seat… ahh the sofa is eating me!

I quickly jump out of my seat and almost bash into Pein but I steady myself before I fall into him. As I get a firm footing I look up at him… damn he is tall.

"Damn," I say while looking up at him as his ripple eyes look down on me… damn him I feel small now.

"Excuse me," he says while raising a brow, aha he seriously is taller than me but then again a lot of people are and some are younger than me.

"You're very tall," I say then sit back in my seat quickly before he gets a chance of pushing me back into it.

He seems to ignore my comment and turn to Konan looking like he normally does. I look round the room and everyone is just standing there while Tobi is almost jumping on the spot by Zetsu and Deidara and Kisame are looking round the room, almost like judging our front room.

"It's getting late," Pein says while looking at the clock… oh right their clocks at the same to ours seeing as it's in roman numbers so it isn't in symbols.

It's almost 11pm and still haven't had dinner. I pout slightly while hugging a pillow as my tummy decides it isn't getting any attention and growls loudly.

I blush a lot and burry my face into the pillow. I'm sure maybe half the people in the room heard it.

"Hungry?" Kahlan asks while tapping my shoulder lightly as I start to lean on hers. I nod a little as I look up at Pein and Konan as they have a little private conversation in the middle of the living room.

I hear snickering and I look and see Hidan grinning with the half eaten banana still in his hands.

I cover my mouth and gag a little at the sight of it.

"What the fuck is her problem?!" Hidan yells / asks while looking to us too.

"It seems just looking at you makes her gags," Kakuzu says while smirking at Hidan as he glares at him, throwing the half eaten banana backwards into Deidara's face as he pulls his cloak sleeve up like he's ready to punch him.

"I fucking dare you to fucking say that again fucker!" Hidan yells while pulling a punch at Kakuzu who just simply grabs his fist, Hidan goes to punch him with his other fist and that fist gets grabbed by Kakuzu's other hand.

"Enough," Pein says, raising his voice slightly while glaring at Hidan, hearing that he started the fight by throwing the first punch.

"Meh," Hidan grunts while pulling his fists back and turning his back to Kakuzu as Deidara pulls a face at the half eaten banana and throws it away in the bin in the corner of the room.

Pein shakes his head slightly and turns back to Konan continuing his conversation with her, probably about what they are going to do for tonight. I lean my head against her shoulder but quickly pull my head up as I hear Pein walk over to us both with a stern look on his face.

"You two go get something to eat while I speak with my members," he says while narrowing his eyes at us slightly, I pout at the glare as my eyes more or less say 'glares don't work'.

Pein grabs both of our arms and forcefully pulls us to our feet as I roll my eyes and Kahlan's pulls her arm away from him.

"Okay captain popcorn," I say with a salute while grabbing Kahlan's hand and quickly pulling her into the kitchen as she grabs the 1st aid kit with her.

I cannot cook for my life so Kahlan cooks the meals in this apartment.

I glance back into the living room as we enter and see the whole Akatsuki gang standing near each other and I guess they are talking about something that I cannot hear from here.

"Well here comes the ramen and rice balls~" I sing while getting all the stuff out for them and Kahlan goes to wash her hands. We better be quick before they drag us out of here before we have even eaten anything. I mean they are super fun to mess with and I doubt they will hurt us~ they are fun people~!

May Jashin save us with ninjas in the house~ joke is on them seeing as I have butterfly shaped ninja stars hidden in one of my kimonos upstairs.

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