Day 7: exhausted
Set after last chapter...ish
Luffy opened the door, oblivious to what was inside.
"Usopp! Sanji said you were making meat! Can I have some?"
"Ummm... yes you can but be warned! I was trying out my new tabasco sauce recipe! It could blow your mouth off!" Said Usopp. He wasn't lying this time, there really was a tabasco sauce recipe on that piece of meat. That one. The other one was hidden somewhere Luffy would never find it.
"Thanks!" Luffy stuck it in is his mouth whole. He then yelped. That sauce really was hot! He ran to the fridge and pulled out the milk, then proceeded to down it. Usopp could only watch. Sanji walked in after being assessed by Chopper, then stopped dead in his tracks.
"Luffy."
"Ah! Sanji! Usopp's tabasco sauce is too hot! He needs to tone it down!"
"Why were you drinking the entire milk carton?"
"To get rid of the heat!"
"Luffy. Don't drink all the milk. I need it to make desserts for the LADIES!" Sanji kicked Luffy square in the face and took great pleasure in it. Luffy promptly ran. Sanji went after him. The next few minutes were spent with agonising screams as a backdrop.
After his confrontation with Sanji, Luffy crawled back to the kitchen, exhausted from all the dodging he had needed to do to get out of Sanji's wrath.
"No you are not getting any more meat. Did you or not feel what happened? Because your, I'll say it again, your agonised screams of pain even woke up Zoro! Do you know how hard it is to do that?" Usopp said as Luffy entered his sight.
"Awww..."
Hey! That second piece of meat will be saved for another time, and you wanna know why? Because I have a brilliant situation where it will become useful!
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