Hey Fanficcers! Only one more day of half term then we go back to school. As always,this will mean less updates than normal 'cos we'll have home/school/course work that'll need completing and if we abandon that stuff for this,we'll be in trouble. Well done to RachelBerryGirl for getting the quote right again for the third time in a row. There's going to be 2 quotes this time. The first one is"Touch me again, and I'll drown you, you bastard." and the second one is"The space goes down, down baby, down, down the roller coaster. Sweet, sweet baby, sweet, sweet, don't let me go. Shimmy, shimmy, cocoa pop. Shimmy, shimmy, rock. Shimmy, shimmy, cocoa pop. Shimmy, shimmy, rock. I met a girlfriend - a triscuit. She said, a triscuit - a biscuit. Ice cream, soda pop, vanilla on the top. Ooh, Shelly's out, walking down the street, ten times a week. I read it. I said it. I stole my momma's credit. I'm cool. I'm hot. Sock me in the stomach three more times."Peace Out! TG101 :-D x

The Question

As soon as Puck saw his daughter for the first time,he knew that one day he'd have to answer that question that all parents dread

"Daddy.."

They were all sitting at the table,eating breakfast

"Yeah Ava?" Puck mumbled into his waffles

"Where do babies come from?"

Rachel went out to answer a telephone call which left him alone with Ava

"Aves...you really sure you wanna know that?" Puck asked half coughing half choking

"Uhuh...Jessica and Emily know but they said I'm too niyeev to understand"

"Well...um...basically,there's some eggs in mommy and some eggs in daddy okay? Sometimes,they decide to get together for one big party but daddy's eggs can't get to mommy's eggs so they build a bridge to go across. They have an awesome time and sometimes they go home together and accidently get glue on them and if that happens,that big glue ball turns into a baby"

"I think I get it"

Puck smirked

"You'll understand when you're older"

A/N: Okay,we usually don't have a note at the end of a story..wait...here it is...LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Anyhoo,here's a clue for the first quote "I eat wood! dun nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh,it tastes good! dun nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh...NO MEAT! DUN,DUN! BIG FEET! I EAT WOOD!" It's sad that we actually know that :P