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Chapter 26

Note: Ninjas aren't good ninjas.

~Laura's POV

"Jerry brought a scary friend ghost!" I hear a scream as I roll over a little and cling onto my Sasori and Deidara plushies… so soft… Jerry the Ghost… wait… WHAT?!

"AHHHHHHHHHHH," I yell while rolling out of bed and onto Konan's bed which results in her jumping up, into attack mode while pulling out a random kunai from her yukata.

"He brought a what?!" I yell while looking up from under my covers then quickly rip them off of my head. Damn covers tried to kidnap me to the world of Narnia… I don't wanna met the witch or the lion… they will most likely be like Pein or No One and I don't ever wanna meet those two… or at least not when they have a knife in their hands.

I look to Kahlan who is holding her heart, panting slightly. I quickly rush over to her and start shaking her, panicking.

"Kahlan breathe! Don't die! You can't go with Narnia without me you promised we would go together and beat the witch! WE need to beat the ice witch! She can't become Haku! He's a guy who cross-dresses they can't become the same!" I ramble on as Kahlan takes my hands off of her and holds my shoulders as I start babbling things. She can't go without me THE WITCH IS HORRIBLE!

"Calm down Laura," Kahlan says as I slowly stop babbling, the witch is evil, Haku could kick her behind if he wanted to, "I'm not going to die just yet, if I did I wouldn't go to Narnia till the witch died and I could take over the place," Kahlan says with a little smile and quickly walks over to Konan, giving a blank look, "there is a ghost in the apartment."

"A ghost?" Konan asks while tilting her head a tiny bit.

"No its two ghosts now seeing as Jerry is already haunting this place and his hair is pink which makes him an evil ghost," I say while pointing at a wall which has sparks of different colors painted all over it. I thought all the colors would look nice on the wall but I ended up drawing lots of multicolored rainbows.

Konan nods softly before sighing and looking to the clock on the wall, "it's only five am," she says before walking back over to her bed and lying down, pulling the covers over her, "good night," she says as I see her shift, making herself comfy.

I pull a face before walking over to my bed and hiding my plushies under my covers. I murmur a good night to them before walking over to my desk and pulling out a glow-in-the-dark flashlight. I point it at the wall and to check to see if it works… it works.

"Let's go find Jerry's 'friend' Kahlan~" I sing while tightening my yukata. I quickly look through my desk again and sneak three butterfly throwing stars into my huge pocket on the side before skipping/jogging (it's a mix of both) over to her and handing her the flashlight.

Kahlan looks scared for a second before taking a huge breath and takes the flashlight from me.

"Night Konan~" I sing before slowly opening out door and walking out, I give the hallway a quick look and nod, no ghosts so far.

"Night," Kahlan says slowly while walking over to me with the flashlight in hand.

"We should check the living room but be ninja silent since the ninjas are sleeping," I whisper to Kahlan as she nods softly, she grips the flashlight tightly as I start tiptoeing towards the living room while covering my mouth to stop breathing so hard. I grin softly as we get to the door of the living room, being a ninja; I put my ear to the door to listen for anyone who might be awake or asleep.

I listen and hear A LOT of snoring. I roll my eyes a little as I hear them snoring… very loudly by that.

I look to Kahlan, smiling as I slowly and silently, turn the knob and open the door, I see everyone sleeping but notice that a few members aren't there… Itachi and Kakuzu aren't asleep.

I look to Kahlan with a confused face while tilting my head… where DID they go.

Kahlan takes a deep breath while walking in front of me, slowly and carefully stepping over the sleeping bodies. I notice she is heading towards the kitchen so I pull up my sleeves and also pace round the sleeping ninjas, being very careful not to touch them or make any loud noises.

As we get to the kitchen I let go the breath I was holding. Air tastes and smells oh so nice.

I look to a cupboard that has been open and check to see what was taken out. Going on my tiptoes; I notice that the first aid kit isn't here and neither is the bottle of pain killers.

I blink confused and look to Kahlan who puts a finger over her mouth, telling me to be silent as she slowly and silently, adventures towards the door.

I nod slowly before following after her, the cold tiled floor sending small shivers up my spine. I hate the cold soo much.

I slowly couch down beside her as I see that the backdoor is slightly open. I bite my lip a little while closing my eyes and look.

"You seem to be getting careless Itachi," I hear someone say… I think its Kakuzu… the voice is very low. I blink a little and look to Kahlan who shrugs; looks like she doesn't know either.

"Hn," Itachi grunts as I hear a bottle of liquid before turned upside down or upside down to upwards. After a second I hear Itachi hiss which makes me even more confused.

"Stop whining," Kakuzu says as I look slightly through the open door. Kakuzu has the bottle of disinfectant and Itachi has a pretty big cut on the right side of his forehead, "be thankful I got the glass out and it doesn't that deep," Kakuzu says as another hiss is heard. He just dabbed a cloth which I think has disinfectant on it, onto Itachi's wound… I guess Itachi does feel pain then.

"I am thankful," Itachi says while looking to the side, letting Kakuzu get a better look of the wound on his forehead.

Kakuzu glares at him slightly, probably thinking he's being sarcastic before putting his hand near Itachi's forehead and a thread comes out of his sleeve. I cover my mouth as I watch it go to his forehead and starts to sew up the pretty big wound, Itachi glares to the forest, and I can hear him growling in his throat from here.

Kakuzu nods slightly at his handiwork before taking his hand away.

"Good," Kakuzu says while looking in the first aid kit which is beside him and takes out a plaster thingy and places it on his forehead, earning yet another hiss from the Uchiha.

I think a little as Kahlan looks to the sink floor; wonder what she's looking for… wait how did Itachi get such a fresh wound on his forehead? Did he get into a fight with the other members… but what about the glass bit?! Did they break one of my crystal glasses! They better not have they were passed down from my grandma!

I smile a little at our spying job~ we're doing good at this and they don't seem to notice a thing!

"There," Kakuzu says while putting everything back into the kit and zips it up, oh right they have zips in the ninja world too, "also, be grateful I don't charge you for that," he says while turning his wrist a little, hearing a loud click his makes Kahlan cover her mouth a little.

"Hn," Itachi says while placing his fingertips on the wrapping before taking his hand away with a nod to Kakuzu.

Kakuzu stops for a second before looking to Itachi's wound, "what are you going to tell Leader," he asks before turning back to the kit and standing up. I hold my breath and slowly stand up and so does Kahlan, oh no we're gonna get caught spying like ninjas!

"I'll tell him I dropped a crystal glass which shattered and cut myself," Itachi says while standing up, holding his head a little, probably dizzy from the blood loss.

I widen my eyes before turning to the door, those where the only glasses I have left of my grandma! She's in heaven and she left them to me!

Kahlan gives me a 'no don't do it' look as she knows the crystal glasses are very special to me, seeing as I spent most of my summer breaks at her house.

I glare at the door more before kicking it right open, slightly startling the ninjas as their heads snap towards me with a slightly surprised but it quickly turns to an annoyed look… well Kakuzu looks annoyed at least.

"You horrible ninjas! Those crystal glasses are special to me!" I yell slightly as Kahlan holds me back from tackling the guys, I mean seriously! How would you like it if I broke your grandma's glasses!

"What are you two still doing up," Kakuzu asks while standing tall, making me feel weak and less angry… more scared right now. I crower slightly but try my best to glare back… I am failing terribly.

"None of your business, it's our apartment we can stay up as long as we want," Kahlan replies as she glares back at him, it seems she is more scared of Pein then Kakuzu. Kakuzu glares more before taking a step towards us. Itachi takes two steps forward and blocks Kakuzu by putting an arm in front of him.

"It's too late for this, if we continue there is a high chance everyone will wake up and Leader-san certainly isn't in the mood for this childish behavior," Itachi says while giving me a clear view of his forehead, most of the right side of it is covered in a bandage thingy… damn Itachi knows some posh words.

Kakuzu sighs while nodding before turning to us two with a slight glare, "go back to bed," he orders while I try to glare one more time, once again failing as I look away. Damn ninja can stop glares.

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