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Chapter 30

Note: Terrorist attacks are a no-no

~Laura's POV

I shallow hard at the fight which is soon to happen. One way or another I'm going to get blamed for this seeing as I know the anime and well… Kahlan doesn't… she doesn't know the show's awesomeness.

"I think we should get going… before Hidan kills someone and we all get put in jail," I say while giving Konan a scared look which works as she nods slowly and walks over to Pein. I love acting seeing as you can make people do the things you want. I may sound evil but it's easier than watching them destroy themselves~

"Your skills in acting are improving," Kahlan says as I laugh slightly with a grin. I didn't even notice… Really I didn't.

"I guess, I'm not really trying," I say while giving an awkward chuckle, no really I'm not, I'm just talking like I normally would.

I watch as Pein forcefully pulls Hidan over to Kakuzu who punches him in the face, successfully knocking him out… no doubt Kakuzu has wanted to do that for a long time.

I whine slightly as Kakuzu throws Hidan over his shoulder like a dead deer, clearly not bothered by the strange looks he is getting.

"Yeah… well we're go pay for these, then," I say while giving a slightly sour look to the gang who decided to join us. I wanted to hide the fact so the best I can do now is… pretend I don't know what's she's talking about… I hate lying but getting killed isn't going on my to-do-list till I'm forty.

"Okay," the girl with straight blonde hair says while waving slightly. Forcing a fake smile, I hold onto Kahlan's hand while softly pulling her over to our 'group' while Konan is talking to Pein who is nodding, listening to her.

"Are we going to pay?" I ask softly to the two adults while tilting my head to the left softly. Both of the two snap their heads at me while I continue to tilt my head, this works… some times. I watch as Konan gives Kahlan and me, a small but soft smile while Pein… is being Pein.

Pein nods softly as Kahlan takes my hand and drags me over to the payout center while Sasori follows us with his trolley.

I slowly and carefully give the clothes to the cashier at the payout as he gives a small smile while taking our clothes. He gives me, Kahlan and Sasori a questionable look at the underwear and shirts but shakes his head and continues to check the clothes out. I blush and turn away at their weird choice of underwear… I do NOT want to know which belongs to whom.

I laugh slightly as Kahlan starts packing the clothes into some shopping bags and Sasori copy cats her actions, putting some of the clothes into another bag.

I watch Kahlan as she pays for the clothes just as a bloody scream fills the air, along with an explosion.

"Uh oh," I say aloud as I hear panicking and screaming behind me. I look to Kahlan who has gone a little pale and Sasori is watching with a small smirk on his face… no… whenever Sasori smirks... bad things happen.

"Get the hell away from me Tobi, hmm!" Deidara yells as I hear Tobi screaming, probably panicking.

"That's it we're leaving," Kahlan says while grabbing my wrist and starts pulling me towards the shop doors, successfully getting out of the building as I hear police sirens in the distance… uh oh.

Kahlan clicks her tongue as the Akatsuki group dash out of the building from what I can hear.

I look round for a second at the building and see smoke coming out of the building, along with fire from what I can see.

"We're leaving, now," Pein says while looking to Itachi and Kisame. Kisame grins while picking me up like a bride and starts dashing off, I think it's in the direction of the apartment, I'm not sure I can't see with his arm in the way.

Using my upper body strength, I look over his shoulder and see Kahlan being carried by Itachi, glaring at him while telling him to put her and me down as Pein gives her a glare, telling her to shut up.

"Shut up," he says while giving that glare I was talking about. Kahlan glares back as I look down and see rooftops, then watches as Kisame jumps on a rooftop and onto another and another, I'm guessing the Akatsuki are jumping from rooftops so no one can follow us… smart super ninjas.

"This is soo cool," I say with a grin to Kisame which he grins back at before looking ahead, probably to make sure he doesn't bash into any cats or roof aliens.

I watch as Konan, who is leading us, drops off of a building and doesn't come back up. I panic for a second before looking to the building in front of us which is our apartment. I sigh with relief as I know she isn't hurt.

I watch as the other Akatsuki members drop down and cover my eyes as Kisame jumps, I'm more scared of falling then us jumping from roof to roof like Spiderman!

I hear us landing as their shoe type things, no idea what their shoes are called, land and make a soft 'tap' as they land. I slowly open my eyes as Kisame puts me down somewhat lighter then when we first met when he more or less THREW me on the floor. What a nice shark hybrid he is.

I watch as Itachi struggles to get Kahlan to let go of him, I think she may be scared of heights now, but soon she lets go and composes herself.

I calmly walk to the door and unlock it, hearing the click, and open the door up and head to the living room. The living room is a somewhat calm place.

"Oh my god, oh my god," Kahlan repeats to herself as she speed walks into the living room and quickly turns the TV on, turning to the news channel.

"A just happened in this little town of Cape Breeze, police surround the area of the attack while getting witness reports, if you have any information of this attack, please call the number below," the TV says as I stare at it then at Deidara who is grinning while having his hands behind his head, he looks very pleased with himself.

I look to Pein and Konan as they both glare at Deidara. He is in big~ trouble.

"Deidara. Kitchen. NOW," Pein spaces out while sending the blonde a glare before looking to me, Kahlan then everyone else.

I watch again as Deidara quickly runs to the kitchen as Kakuzu and Itachi sit down on the sofas like nothing is happening and start to watch the boring news.

"I wonder how those girls knew us," Konan says softly to herself while standing behind me, I look up to her sweetly as she gives me a small smile as if saying not to worry about it.

I nod softly to her before quickly walking out of the room and start heading to my bedroom; I need to start making some plushies so if they ask how I got the Deidara and Sasori plushies I'll say I made them. Making Japanese and Chinese things like clothes, plushies and jewelry is one of my specialties.

The only plushies I have made are the Hamtaro and Tsunayoshi plushies and that's all, they look pretty damn good too.

As I get to my room, I slowly open the door and step in, quickly and silently closing the door behind me. I go to my closet of fabric and other stuff and get out some stuffing, fabric, needles and thread. I quickly made the fabric pieces for a Konan plushie and go to the sewing machines to sew the fabric together.

After an hour of sewing, I have pricked myself with the needle thirteen times. I now have all types of picture plasters covering my hands now. I forgot how hard making plushies were and how hard it was to make all the fabric go together without making they heads look too small or too big.

I look over the Konan plushie and nod to myself; it looks like a professional plushie which makes me SUPER proud of my work. The hardest part of the plushie is probably their hair and eyes, apart from that it's pretty easy.

I quickly walk over to the stuffing and softly stuff her. I quickly sew up the opening in her back and sew the Kimono I made for her, but its red with black butterflies on it, onto her. I nod to myself at my work.

I hear knocking at my bedroom door and look to it slowly while hugging the plushie, she looks pretty good and feels super soft.

"Come in!" I yell while patting Konan on the head where I made her bun and flower, the flower was easy though attaching her bun to her head was pretty hard.

I watch the door as Sasori opens it with a blank bored look while as his eyes settle on me. I watch as his eyes dart to the Konan plushie as he looks to me with a slightly stern look.

"Why do you have a toy of Konan-san," he asks nicely while opening my door a little wider while keeping his gaze on mini Konan.

I grin while saying, "I made her~ plushies are easy to make~"

Sasori nods slightly before turning his back to me, glancing over his shoulder to me, "Leader wants you in the living room, right now," he says as I jump to my feet with the mini Konan in hand.

"Okay~" I sing while grinning. I quickly speed walk to him and walk behind him, holding mini Konan to my chest as her calm hazel eyes stare ahead at Sasori's back.

I grin happily at mini Konan as Sasori and I walk into the living room, we are greeted by many stares and I quickly walk over to Konan who is standing beside Pein.

"Lookie," I say while grinning, showing her mini Konan as she stares blankly at her.

"Why… " she asks with confusion in her eyes.

"I wanted to make a plushie and I made you~" I sing happily while hugging the mini Konan as the normal Konan nods softly, smiling softly.

"Laura," I hear Pein say as I look up to him, shielding mini Konan from his somewhat glare / look, "Sit down," he says with power in his voice as I nod slowly and take a seat beside Kahlan who is pinching the bridge of her nose, thinking.

"Okay," Pein begins as I look up to him with Kahlan who pulls herself away from her daydream, "let this 'meeting' begin," he says as the words 'oh crap oh crap' repeat themselves in my head for some very strange, awesome reason.

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Hello readers, I must inform you that I haven't had internet at my house since November 30 that is why the story hasn't been updated. Sadly, I won't be getting internet back for possibly another few weeks, so I'm going to try and update this at school when I can. I apologize deeply. We both hope you enjoyed this chapter. Both of us are thankful for everyone who is reading, reviewing, adding to their favorite and/or alerts. Please review, and once again I'm sorry.