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"...Okay Rachel,you're doing well so far, from what I've heard you've got quite a way to go"

Oh God...not him anyone but him

"Jesse St James" Puck growled, his hand slowly clenching into a fist

"The one and only"

"Noah,help me up. We're going home, there is no way I'm letting him anywhere near me" Rachel tried to get up but was stopped by fluid spurting down her legs

"Please don't tell it's what I think it is" Rachel whispered shakily

"I hate to say but..."

"I didn't ask for your opinion St James" she growled, her grip on Puck's hand increasing

Puck opened his mouth to protest but Rachel shot him a look that said "Moan and you're dead"

"If you want, you can have an epidural" Jesse suggested

"Anything but that. I promised myself and my Dads I would have little or no pain relief and I'm sticking to that"

Just then Rachel felt an increasing pressure in her abdomen that was becoming worse every minute, causing her to cry out

"Okay! Uncle UNCLE!"

Jesse remained silent until it had passed

"If you do ANYTHING to piss me of St James, I'll make you wish you weren't even born" she hissed glaring at him

An hour later, Jesse shuffled out the room, his body bent slightly and one hand over his eye. Blaine walked in moments later

"What happened?" He didn't know about the Jesse and Rachel story that happened in High School, so Puck had to explain

"Ah I see! So Rachel got seriously annoyed with Jesse, and when he went to check how dilated she was, she kicked him?"

"Pretty much"

"HELLO! Giving birth here"

"If you want, you can do some light walking around the ward. That usually tends to help"

"Noah can you...?" Rachel looked at her husband with pleading eyes

"Sure babe" Puck kissed her temple "As you wish"