Happy Birthday to You Part 3

"Never again Noah" Rachel growled clinging onto Puck's hand "JESUS!"

"You called?" (A/N This happened during a science lesson. The glue wouldn't work and the person who was sitting near me said "Jesus!" and my science teacher said "Yes? That is me")

"Don't push it Puckerman" she muttered, closing her eyes, breathing deeply "When is this gonna be over?"

"After the walk, you're about halfway so that's a big improvement" Blaine said whilst examining her "Good news is, you can have an epidural if you want, the bad news is contractions are going to get stronger"

"I promised myself and my Dads that I'd get through this with little if any pain relief"

"Okay suit yourself"

7 hours later

"Blaine! I-I've my mind! Just gimme what you got! Please!" Rachel sobbed tears pouring down her cheeks

"Sorry Rachel, you're almost fully dilated, it's too late"

Rachel grabbed his tie and pulled him so they were face to face

"Now listen here Anderson, I am in pain and a lot of it so if I can't have an epidural then what can I have?" she hissed menacingly

"Gas and air?" Blaine asked, chuckling nervously

"NOAH, YOU ASS-HOLE, YOU ARE NEVER GETTING ME IN BED EVER AGAIN!" she screamed as yet another contraction wreaked havoc in her abdomen

"Yes babe, no babe , three bags full babe" he said solemnly

Rachel gave him a look of pure loathing. He chuckled as he remembered Quinn giving him the same look 10 years earlier

"I'm serious Noah. You're not the one that's having our daughter and for the first time!"

"I know that...but I also know that you're gonna be a great Mom and together we're gonna be kickass parents"

"Noah...that's so sweet" Rachel mumbled looking up at her husband

"Okay Rachel, you're fully dilated..."

Blaine pressed a button and 2 nurses entered the room, one of which Rachel recognised as Quinn

"Rachel, these are my two assistants, one of which is a student, Nurse Evans and Nurse Brooke, they're gonna be helping out today"

"Hey" Quinn gave Rachel a warm smile

Rachel weakly smiled back "Hey" before gripping Puck's hand

"Alright, have you had the urge to push yet?" Blaine asked handing her the gas and air.

Nodding furiously, she grabbed the mouth piece and sucked it, instantly feeling relieved

"Okay,let's get ready"

2 hours later and Rachel was beyond exhausted

"Rachel, you with me? I can see the head so I need you to.." Blaine was cut off by the sound of someone fainting, that someone being Puck

"Noah!" Rachel panted trying to lean over to see her husband but was lowered back down by Quinn

"He's going to be alright, you won't believe how common that is for first time Dads" Blaine chuckled

Rachel and Quinn exchanged glances but kept quiet

"Okay, just before you kill me, I have one thing to say. This is my first ever delivery. I only transferred here from San Fransisco last week so I'm still getting into the swing of things"

"And you've only just remembered that fact?" Rachel growled gripping onto the bedsheets

"I didn't want you to freak out...and push again"

Blaine encouraged her as she pushed

"If you want you can feel the head"

Rachel gasped as she felt it "Is that...?"

"Sure is" Quinn grinned

"And push again" Blaine instructed, counting to 10 "1,2,3,4,5,6...hold it...7,8,9...hold it hold it hold it...10"

Rachel lay back gasping as she felt some more burning and something slip out

"We did it! It's a girl!"

"Oh my...oh my...hi" she whispered

Puck slowly limped to Rachel's side "She perfect babe"

"Touch me again and I'll drown you you bastard"

"10 fingers, 12 toes.."

"What?"

"Just messing...10 fingers, 10 toes, Ava Shelby Puckerman, get ready for the ride of your life"