Okay, we know it's meant to be Puckleberry but think of this as a story within a story. Peace Out! TG101 :-D x

Bold= Artie

Normal= Finn

Bold italics= Puck

Normal italics= Both

Bittersweet and strange part 3

Kurt's POV

I stepped into the front door only to be greeted by an over hyperactive 10 month old who had WAY too much sugar running through her system. I keep telling Dad that too much sugar at that age is not good but he doesn't really listen.

"KURRY! KURRY PAY! KURRY PAY!"

"Sorry squirt, not tonight. I'm going out with someone special" I smiled, bending down to her level

"Ayees!" she squealed clapping her fists together

"That's right! You're gonna be a good girl for Puck and Ray Ray okay?"

She took one of her drool soaked fists and started wiping it on my face. That's her way of saying "okay"

"Thanks Kurt, it's been really fun" Mercedes smiled, as I walked her home

"It's okay" I grinned, trying on my best sexy face, making her laugh

Rachel's POV

The next day was Finn and Artie's turn. With the help of Brittany

"Alright, today we are going to be performing something from The Lion King" Artie grinned as most of the group whooped. Wheeling to the front of the room, he strummed his guitar once.

Hakuna Matata!
What a wonderful phrase

Hakuna Matata!
Ain't no passing craze

It means no worries for the rest of your days

It's our problem-free philosophy
Hakuna Matata!

Hakuna Matata?

Yeah. It's our motto!

What's a motto?

Nothing. What's a-motto with you?

Those two words will solve all your problems

That's right. Take Finn here
Why, when he was a young dumb jock

When I was a young dumb...what?

You heard

Oh

He found his intelligence lacked a certain appeal
All he thought about was when was his next meal

I'm a sensitive soul though I seem thick-skinned
And it hurt that my friends never stood downwind
And oh, the shame

He was ashamed

Thought of changin' my name

Oh! What's in a name?

And I got downhearted

How did ya feel?

Everytime that I

Hey! Finn! Not in front of Mr Schue

Oh. Sorry

Hakuna Matata! What a wonderful phrase
Hakuna Matata! Ain't no passing craze

It means no worries for the rest of your days

It's our problem-free philosophy
Hakuna Matata!
Hakuna Matata! Hakuna matata!
Hakuna Matata! Hakuna matata!
Hakuna Matata! Hakuna matata!
Hakuna Matata! Hakuna!

It means no worries for the rest of your days

It's our problem-free philosophy
Hakuna Matata!

I say "Hakuna"

I say "Matata"

Ha-kuuu-na Matata

Artie bowed as all of the group cheered "Thank you, we'll be here till Tuesday"