The boys were playing basketball. Cartman kept trying to be cool but before he even got close to shooting the ball, Kyle blocked him. It was rather amusing to see Cartman get pissy.

" God damnit Kahl, not it off!" Cartman shouted after Kyle blocked the ball five times now.

Kyle rolled his eyes. " Then pass the ball to somebody." He said crossing his arms.

" Hell no! I'm about to own your Jewish ass!" He tried to throw the ball over Kyle's head but Kyle caught it without breaking a sweat.

" Ay! That's cheating!" Cartman accused.

" No its not." Kyle responded coolly. " You just cant throw."

" Can you guys knock it off?" Stan asked.

" Stan, you know they cant ever knock it off." Kenny said with a sigh.

Cartman and Kyle were having a stare down. Cartman was glaring as Kyle just looked at him bored. Kyle got bored of the staring contest and shot the ball from their angle. Nothing but net.

" Game, set, and match." Kyle said.

The three other guys jaws dropped. They knew he was good but didn't know that he was THAT good. Cartman growled. " You cheated!"

" How the hell did you do that?" Kenny asked amazed.

" I'm on a basketball team, I think I'll learn some new tricks." Kyle said with a smirk.

" Pretty cool." Stan commented.

" That's cute Stan, you gonna kiss him like the fag he is?" Cartman said in fake delight.

Kyle glared at him. " You would like that wouldn't you?"

" Aw sick!"

" We all know you have the hot's for Kyle fatass." Kenny said pervertly.

Kyle and Cartman shivered in disgust. The thought of them hooking up sicken them. Who in their right mind would date Cartman? He's evil and a homicide.

" That's gross."

" I think I threw up in my mouth."

Stan rolled his eyes. His friends are so weird. " Alright, we need a tie breaker." He said grabbing everyone's attention.

" So who wants to go up against the lying Jew? Cause it's not gonna be me." Cartman said walking out of the game area.

" Scared I'll hand your fatass on a sliver platter?" Kyle said with a smirk.

" No. I just don't want to play with a Jew that cheats and then lies about it." Cartman replied.

" Asshole."

" Dick."

Stan and Kenny looked at each other. " I'll do it." Kenny volunteered.

Stan shrugged. It wasn't like he was going to win anyway. Kyle was a master at basketball.

" Alright Ky, lets see how good you are." Kenny said passing the ball to Kyle. Kyle passed it back and Kenny made a break for the net. Kyle stole the ball from him and was about to soot when he tripped slightly. The got stuck on top of the hoop of the net.

The boys groaned. " Damnit. I was so close." Kyle whined.

Kenny shrugged. " At least I still have my pride."

Kyle sighed. He started to stare at the ball. He tilted his head to the side, causing the ball to move as well. He tilted his head to the right and the ball fell through the net. The ball floated to his hands and he caught it.

" I forgot you could do that." Stan said.

Kyle shook his head and smiled. " I haven't used it in front of you guys for a while." He explained.

" Wait a minute, you could of used that in this game! I knew you were a cheat! Never trust a Jew." Cartman grumbled.

" Cartman, I swear to God, accuse me of cheating again, I'll hit you so hard that your grandkids would feel it." Kyle threatened.

Cartman made the hand movement that said ' come at me'. Kyle looked at him. Cartman suddenly punched himself in the face hard enough to give himself a nose bleed. Stan and Kenny laughed.

" Why you hitting yourself?" Kenny was able to say while laughing.

" YOU FUCKING, NO GOOD, LYING SON OF A JEW!" Cartman screamed holding his bleeding nose.

" You did tell him to come at you." Stan said once his laughter stopped. " Kyle, you said you weren't going to do that. Even though it was funny."

" He asked me to." He said simply.

" Fuck you Kahl."

" Burn in hell fatass."

" Okay, time to go." Stan said breaking up the fight and throwing Kyle over his shoulder.

" Stan?! THE FUCK?!" Kyle shouted trying to get out of Stans hold.

" I'm going to take Ky home. See you guys later." Stan said to the guys.

" Peace dude. Ky, what ever you do, stay. Calm." Kenny said jokingly.

Kyle flipped him off. Kenny smiled. Stan carried Kyle away. Kyle was cursing him out the whole way but hey, that guy was being carried. Any guy would act like that if they were being carried like that.