Hi guys! There might be several UK words slipped into here but there'll be a translation. Crisps= Potato chips that sorta thing. Peace Out! TG101 :-D x
Rachel knew she'd hate it. She wanted to go off with her Dads to New York but they both insisted she'd enjoy it more there and that "Is was an exciting opportunity to make new friends". She'd only been there one week and already she had some creep following her around asking for her number or her bra. She and a few friends she met were on their way to the lake when she first spotted him. He was quite tall, with tanned skin and a dark brown mohawk
"Who's that?"
"That's Noah Puckerman, the local badass" Lauren explained,dipping her hand into Mercedes' bag of crisps only to get it slapped away
"Girl, get your own chips. Anyway, that's Noah or Puck as he likes to be called. Already this week, he found a skunk and put it in Tina's tent" Mercedes smirked snorting with laughter
"Didn't she tell anyone?"
"That's his secret. No one knows it's him. Okay, all of us know but we don't say"
"Why not?"
"It's one of those things that we just don't. Anyway, I think they already sense that's he's got something to do with it"
"Are you going to the poker game in cabin 38 tonight?" Lauren mumbled, her mouth full
"Hey!" Mercedes moaned looking at the now empty bag
"So..no more takers?" Puck grinned, shuffling his cards
There were a few mumbles and head shakes
"Anyone?" he was about to claim victory when the door opened
"I'll have a go" Rachel said striding in, her purse full of coins
Puck scoffed "Huh, Berry? You can't even win pin the afro on the Jacob"
"Okay then Noah, we'll turn it into a bet. Winner gets all the loser's desserts for the rest of camp plus all their money and the loser has to jump in the lake. Butt. Naked"
Puck raised an impressed eyebrow "You're good"
"I've done this sort of thing before"
"Straight. In. Diamonds" Puck said triumphantly
Rachel stared at the cards in horror
"You're good Noah"
"Thank you"
"But...you're just not good enough"
"Say what?"
"In your honour, a royal flush"
"That's not fair!"
"Rules are rules Noah" Rachel shrugged
"I want a rematch!"
"No can do Puck. According to the unrwritten camp code, once a bet is placed, you must follow it through if you accept. It's simple, Rachel wins"
"Thank you David" Rachel smiled sweetly
"Ungh" he grunted
Puck sighed "Fine. But no looking when I get changed"
"Who said anything about getting changed?"
When Puck woke up the next morning, he found himself tied to the flagpole in only his underwear
"NOAH PUCKERMAN! WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?"
Puck then remembered a wise piece of advice someone once told him. "Whenever you're in trouble, pretend you don't speak English"
"Fue culpa de Rachel Berry! Yo no quería, pero ella me hizo! Dave dijo algo acerca de un código no escrito del campamento, así que tenía que seguir, me guste o no!Por favor no me hagas volver a casa Beiste, POR FAVOR!"
"Okay,let's see what Scout Master Lopez has to say about this"
"Gracias señorita, si yo era veinte años mayor, yo definitley se tiene en cuenta que mi novia"
Translation of Puck's Spanish! (In order)
It was Rachel Berry's fault! I didn't want to but she made me! Dave said something about an unwritten camp code so I had to follow it whether I like it or not! Please don't make me go home Beiste, PLEASE!
Thank you Miss, if I was twenty years older,I definitley consider you as my girlfriend