Hey guys thanks for all of the alerts but if only you guys would review too! So here's chapter 2 of Karma's a pain in the butt; even though you already knew the name of the story. Ok I'm just gonna stop now 'cuz you probably want to read the chapter.
Homeroom which is 20 minutes felt like five-hundred hours because I had to deal with all of the glances and all of the girls trying to flirt with MY BOYFRIEND emphasis on the MY, Dylan. And what did Dylan do you ask? Well he just sat there letting girls shove their plastic boobs in his face, and feel his biceps! Well I don't think he was enjoying it because he sat in the position that he sits in whenever he's uncomfortable.
Then the bell rang and he walked me to my next class slowly and at the entrance he gave me a quick kiss then left. I went through math, history, and science knowing in another room girls were drooling on Dylan, hopefully he wasn't letting them sit on him or do anything inappropriate to him, because if I find out he is letting them then I am going to kill them and then kill him slowly.
I don't care about anything right now all I want is people to get over the magazine.
You may be wondering Max, if you knew this was going to happen then why did you enter the contest? Well I got dared to and I never back down from a dare so I did it. So this whole thing is the fault of the person who dared me to do it my once best friend, Lissa. See before senior year me and Lissa were the best of friends until I found out she had been spreading rumors about my family, then we stopped being friends. Then she just ranked herself the best everything, and me the worst of everything (nice huh)
As I walked through the cafeteria I saw a girl with the magazine open and a little drool covering Dylan's face. I snorted inwardly. When I got to our table I was surprised (not) to see all of the jocks at it like if it was theirs. I ignored them and just went to sit at my spot next to Dylan, but guess who I saw? If you guessed a crazy girl: you were partially right, if you guessed Lissa then Bingo! You were right.
"You're in my seat Lissa."
"No, I'm not does it say your name on it? No, I didn't think so." Ugh I so want to punch her little plastic nose right now.
"Really you're gonna use that as your excuse to sit next to my boyfriend?"
"Max, we'll just go sit somewhere else. Bye guys" he told me
"Okay but she better not come too just our old friends." With that I grabbed his hand and left to sit at the jocks old table. I looked back to see Lissa doing this bowling ball face at me. (You know that face where it's like the three little holes one for the mouth and two for the eyes. Yeah that one.)
Once we were at the table Dylan started talking to me and the rest of the gang arrived. Telling me about how people were asking them if Dylan was as cool as I said he was in the magazine.
I started eating my lunch and then Dylan whispers in my ear
"Did I tell you that you look really hot in that outfit?" I felt my cheeks heat up
"No, not yet." I whispered back
"Well then you look really hot in that outfit." He grinned at me and I smiled back.
"Hey, what are you two love birds flirting about?" oh god Ella way to ruin the moment
"Nothing." I replied coolly
Dylan was going to explain but the bell rang, thank the lord! I did not want people to know what me and Dylan say to each other, there's a little thing called privacy.
FANG POV (FANGIRLS FIST-PUMP!)
Oh joy, time to go to school. Hopefully you are smart enough to notice my sarcasm. I untangle myself from my sheets got to my closet and get out a black shirt, black pants, and you guessed it black converse. I go to the mirror to fix my emo haircut. Yes I have one but I'm not emo like many people think. I go down stairs get a bowl of cereal great my dog, Total, and my brother and sister Gazzy and Angel, yes they are twins.
I get my back pack rinse my bowl and get into my black convertible.
As I'm walking to my locker I see a crowd so I decide to go see what the whole thing is about. When I get to the circle of kids I see that they are all surrounding Dylan Smith and Maximum Ride. Max looks a little freaked out and Dylan seems to be enjoying all of the attention. Then Lissa comes up and asks them if they can come to the party she throws every other weekend at my family's house as in my house. She's allowed to do this because she is my girlfriend and she is "popular."
I'm never at those parties when she throws them. I always leave right before and go to my secret spot where I go when I need peace and quiet. Unfortunately I always have to hear about how great they are.
I'm not gonna bore you with the details of the here classes before lunch.
At lunch I went into the cafeteria and found my group sitting where Max usually sits. What the fuck are they sitting there? Oh well, I went and sat at my spot next to Lissa who was next to Dylan. Man Max is gonna get mad she always sits next to him no matter what. We were 5 minutes into lunch when Max came and shit she looked mad and she looks hot when she's mad.
Her face said that she was calm but inside I could tell that she wanted to punch Lissa's nose like hell. They started talking about I don't know what I was to busy staring at Max. Wait no scratch that I have a girlfriend I can't look at Max that way. While I was mentally convincing myself that I did not like Max, she got up holding Dylan's hand and left. Leaving Lissa with a very unattractive face that almost made me laugh. Almost.
I am now dealing with Lissa's rant about how great the party is gonna be and how this time I should stick around. I'm not really listening I'm just pretending to.
Underline: other voice in Fangs head
Italics: Fang thinking
How can Max not see that Lissa is gonna steal Dylan from her? Should I tell her?
No because she doesn't trust you
But I don't want Lissa to hurt her!
Great now I'm even fighting with myself.
This does not concern you this is in between Lissa and her not you and Lissa and her.
Wait if she is gonna steal Dylan from Max then she's gonna break up with me!
So break up with her before she breaks up with you!
Ok I'll do it.
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