Hi guys! This is it,the week we break up for the summer holidays! We didn't reach our target of 100 but we got pretty close so,let's see if we can get 100 reviews by September. Peace Out! TG101 :-D x

Green Eggs and Ham

"I do not them Sam I am, I do not like green eggs and ham"

"Rach, what are you doing?" Puck smirked, landing on the couch next to his wife

"I'm reading green eggs and ham" she replied simply, turning over the page

"To the dogs? Rach, they don't even understand what I'm saying, let alone you. Besides, is that Green Eggs and Ham?"

"Yes as a matter of fact it is. Now where were we? Oh yes, would you like them here or there. I would not like them here or there. I would not like them anywhere. I do not like green eggs and ham, I do not like them Sam I am"

"I just have one question,why are you reading to the dogs?"

"They like it. And so does Ava" Rachel smiled,her hand on her swollen stomach

"Ava likes everything" Puck mumbled

"Everything except keeping still. I'm just about to fall asleep,she decides that that's the perfect time for an all night party in my stomach"

"Good girl Ava!" Puck praised,rubbing Rachel's stomach "You're finally not doing as you're told!"

"Why is that good may I ask?"

"It means she's got her daddy's badass streak"

"Do we have green eggs and ham?" Rachel asked later that night

"Huh what? Babe, it's 1 o'clock at night, go to sleep" Puck mumbled yawning

"Noah, I'm being serious. I NEED green eggs and ham"

"Fine, fine" he groaned stretching "Come on Dewey"

Dewey grunted from his sleeping space which was Rachel's feet

"Fine, come on Zoey"

Zoey yawned and fell back asleep, her head resting on Dewey's body

"Whatever. D'you want anything else Rach?"

"Some barbeque cheetos?" she asked smiling sweetly

"Coming right up my hot little Jewish American princess"

He came back upstairs 20 minutes later with a bag of barbeque cheetos and a plate of green eggs and ham

"Well?" Puck asked as Rachel took a bite

"I do like green eggs and ham I do like them Sam I am" she giggled, taking another bite "Hey Noah, the baby's making me really moody"

"Moody as in?"

"As in I either want to rip your clothes off and get you into bed or rip your clothes off and kill you with a vat of acid and a wood chipper"

"Well what is it tonight?"

"The first one" she purred, stroking Puck's neck, making him quiver

"Well then, what are we waiting for?" he grinned, shutting the dogs outside and placing a sombrero on the handle