A/N: Here's the first chapter I hope you enjoy it :)

Disclaimer: I don't own Katekyo Hitman Reborn.

Chapter 1: Really Freaking Really!

Lori stared at her teacher give a lecture to the class. It was the end of the day and she was ready to go.

"God when will this be over," she thought as she looked at the clock that read 3:00 p.m. She had ten more minutes before she could leave. She just sighed as she began to drift into a daydream. She closed her eyes for what felt like a few seconds. When she opened them she was standing in a meadow with a white dress on. She looked around to see no one.

"Where the hell am I," she said out loud. She started to walk toward a lake next to her. She looked at her reflection, but jumped back when she saw another form next to her. Suddenly, she began to be pulled back to reality but the last thing she heard was a weird laugh.

"Kufufu…"

Lori shot out of her seat to see she was the only one still in the classroom. Everyone even the teacher just left her in the class.

"Those bastards they couldn't wake me before leaving. That's just wrong," she yelled. She stuffed her things into her backpack and stomped out the school.

"I guess I'll take the long way home," she began to walk. While walking she began to think about the weird dream she just had. The scene seemed so familiar, and that laugh sounded exactly like Mukuro Rokudo from Katekyo Hitman Reborn. She loved the show and read the manga online every week. The anime may be the reason why she is obsessed with the mafia.

She was taken away from her thoughts when her phone began to vibrate.

"Hello," she said in a monotone.

"Lori its Amy, Mom said that she will be going on a yearlong trip so don't worry if she doesn't come home," she listened to her older sister.

"What the hell! Why didn't she tell me this in the morning before I left for school? That selfish mother of ours," Lori said back.

"She said it was last minute, plus you never answer your phone when you're in school," Amy sighed, "Just go home and locked up. I'll be there to bring you to my place later."

Lori sighed, "Alright, love you."

"Love you too," Amy said with a dial tone following after.

Lori decided to pick up the pace. She started to run home, but noticed something was off. She couldn't hear any birds, insects, or even children. It also wasn't the usual traffic in the street. She slowed to a stop.

"Where is everyone?" she said, "Oh God, please don't tell me I'm having a Twilight Zone moment! I don't want to be the only person on Earth. That would suck monkey balls."

She began to walk cautiously down the street until she started to hear a loud ringing sound.

"Shit what the hell is going on," she yelled covering her ears. That's when she saw a blinding light coming her way. She did what any normal person would do and ran away from it, but it was meaningless as it engulfed her anyway.

Lori screamed as she was flying through a tunnel that kept flashing different colors.

"Why did this happen to me," she screamed as she approached the end of the tunnel. Next thing she knows she fell to the ground butt first.

"Ouch!"

She looked at her surrounding they looked familiar, but she knew she wasn't in her neighborhood or even world. She slowly got to her feet, and started to walk.

"Hmm, where have I seen this layout before," she thought as she turned a corner, "Dammit I have no idea where I'm going…"

"REBORN," a boy in heart boxers screamed and ran by Lori.

Her eyes widened and she looked at the direction the boy ran to, "This cannot be happening…"

"Ciaossu," she heard a squeaky voice say from behind her.

Lori whipped around to see none other nothing the world's greatest Hitman and strongest Arcobaleno himself. She pulled on her bang as she yelled, "Oh my God it's Reborn. This really is happening…"

"You seem to know me, but I don't know who you are. Are you are hitman girl," the baby asked turning Leon into his trademark gun.

Lori jumped back and threw her armed up and yelled, "No I'm not a hitman so please don't shoot me Reborn." She looked at him and thought, "Just great now I'm going to die. Death by baby. My tombstone will be epic."

The baby looked at the girl from under his hat. He took her appearance in. She looked short maybe a little taller than Tsuna. Her hair was long stopping at her lower back, honey blonde, and spiky. All of it held in a high ponytail. Her eyes were purple with specks of blue. She had on dark blue skinny jeans, a purple Mickey Mouse shirt, and black boots that came above her knees. She also had purple studded ,the thing that caught his attention the most was her purple butterfly pendant that glistened in the sun.

"That pendant…," he thought. He put his gun down and Leon turned back to normal. Lori sighed in relief.

"What is your name girl," the little hitman asked.

Lori looked down and said, "My name is Lorielle King but call me Lori for short, and before you start to ask me a thousand questions I'm from a different universe where all the events that take place here are just an anime and manga series."

Reborn kept an emotionless face, but he soon had that evil glint in his eye and smirked.

"I'm not liking that look. I forget how sadistic this little monster…erm hitman is," she thought which earned a kick in the face by Reborn.

"Don't insult me Lori. I can kill you with one shot," Reborn glared at the girl as she rubbed her now hurting head.

"I forgot you could read minds," Lori mumbled brushing the dirt off her as she got off the ground.

"Follow me Lori. I have some questions to ask. You might be interested," Reborn said with that glint in his eye again. Lori nodded and followed the baby to Tsuna's house.

Many questions ran through her head, "How the hell did I wind up here? How do I get home? Why do I feel like Reborn will hit me for all these irritating questions?"

Reborn hit her and said, "Will you stop that. We're here."

Lori looked at the house and said, "Wow I'm at Tsuna's house. This is so cool. Do I get to meet Nana," she asked looking at the Spartan tutor.

"Mama is out shopping with Bianchi right now. You'll meet them later," the baby said walking into the house. Lori followed after the baby to Tsuna's room.

She sat down on the bed as Reborn started his questions.

"The first thing I want to know is where you got that pendant," Reborn asked.

Lori looked at the baby with a confused expression. She grabbed the butterfly and said, "I found in the woods when I was six, but really it was like it found me…" Lori recalled when she was playing in the woods and she heard a faint voice telling her to come toward it. When she got to were it was coming from she only found the pendant. It actually floated into her hands. But she thought nothing of it as a child…

Reborn asked his next question, "Would you like to join Tsuna's family?"

Lori's eyes widened at the question and she thought, "What is this kid up to?"

"Well…," Reborn said as he waits for the blonde's answer.

Lori stood up and crossed her arm she said, "As much as I would love to I should really be trying to find a way back to my world. I have to refuse."

Reborn said, "Okay how about this I'll give you a weapon if you join."

Lori's eyes lit up and she yelled, "Really? I accept your offer then." She was a sucker for weapons, and it might actually be fun to be with some of her favorite characters.

Reborn smirked and said, "But there are a few conditions."

Lori sat back down, " I'm listening…"

"You can't tell anyone else about you being from a different world. It could make enemies want to kidnap and use you for information. You will have to go to Namimori with the family. Also, you will have to disguise yourself as a boy. That's pretty much it," Reborn said climbing into his bed.

Lori shook her head and smiled, "Alright I can do that…WAIT WHY DO I HAVE TO DISGUISE MYSELF AS A BOY?!"

She never got an answer since Reborn fell asleep with his eyes open.

Lori face palmed, "Dammit Reborn."

Lori decided to take a nap as well. She fell asleep on Tsuna's bed. Reborn made her change into some male clothes to fit the part. She had to wrap her chest with bandages to make her look flat. She has a grey t-shirt and black pants. She still looked feminine in the face, but boyish overall. Everything was peaceful until Tsuna came home later that day. He walked into the room to see Lori and Reborn drinking tea without a care in the world.

"Hieeee Reborn who is he," Tsuna asked looking nervous. Lori thought she looked so adorable.

"Hey bastard the tenth asked who you were," a silver haired boy yelled at Lori. The one and only Gokudera was right in front of Lori in person.

"Ma ma~ Gokudera calm down there is no need to yell," another voice came to Lori's attention. She looked over Gokudera's shoulder to see Yamamoto.

Lori spoke up, "Actually Tsuna asked Reborn not me so shut up octopus hair." Lori stuck her tongue out mocking the silverette.

Gokudera yelled, "Bastard I'll kill you." He pulled out his dynamite and threw it at Lori. She just kicked them out the window where they exploded.

She and Reborn smirked as she said, "Sorry but it won't be that easy kid."

The others jaw dropped as they looked at her. Tsuna asked again, "Reborn who is he."

Reborn smiled and said, "This is Kazune. From this day on he will be one of your Guardians."

The three teens yelled, "WHAT?"

Lori just smiled and said, "Yep, so take care up me you three."

The next day Mama registered Lori for Namimori with the other guardians under the name Kazune Matsumoto. She sighed as she put on the male version of the uniform. She looked at herself in the mirror.

"This actually looks good on me," Lori said.

"Kazune hurry up we're already late," Tsuna yelled up the stairs.

"Coming," she ran out the house with her "boss" down the street. The came to a skid when they got to the school, but it was too late for the late bell rang.

"Herbivore you're late," a deep voice said from behind the two. They snapped their heads back to see a boy with black hair, sharp silver eyes, and a band that say Disciplinary Committee. It was the one and only Kyoya Hibari, "For that I'll bite you to death."

Tsuna screamed and ran to class before he could get hit leaving Lori by herself. Hibari's attention shifted to Lori.

"Um… how's it going," Lori was kind of nervous being alone with Hibari. Knowing him he'll just to beat the crap out of her.

"Herbivore you are trespassing. I'll bite you to death," Hibari said with a dark smirk.

"I knew that was coming," she thought.

Then she spoke, "Look I'm a new student here. My name is Kazune not herbivore, and I don't have time for this." She tried to walk away, but ducked when she sense something coming for her head.

Hibari smirked, "Oh the herbivore has some skills. Let's see how long you last." He swung again, but she dodged again gaining some distance between the two. He smirked again and he thought, "This herbivore will be fun."

Lori continued to dodge until she had enough. She stopped as Hibari ran toward her. When he got close enough she punched him in the face and yelled, "Would you quit it. I'm already late on my first day. Leave me alone you blood thirsty fighting obsessed bastard." She gasped after she realized what she just did.

"Oh shit I just hit Hibari. Well it was worth it because I don't like him anyway," she thought as she took a few steps back. She began to shiver when she felt a bloodthirsty aura form around Hibari.

"…Herbivore I'll kill you," he growled and lunged forward. Lori was having a hard time keeping up, for his speed increased.

Lori just screamed and ran away comically and yelled, "I'm sorry. I wasn't thinking about what I was doing! AHHHHH!"

Hibari kept chasing her until she climbed up a tree for protect and thought, "This herbivore is pretty amusing. I guess he can live a while longer."

Lori caught her breath as she hugged the tree and she mumbled, "Thank God for all the years I took track and karate otherwise Hibari would have caught and killed me."

A deep voice took Lori away from her thoughts, "Herbivore report to my office after school is over for your punishment." Lori cringed.

Before he left Hibari broke the tree with his tonfa making it fall over with Lori in it and he said, "Get to class."

Lori glared at him as he walked away hoping his head would burst into flame and she said. "That asshole I hope he trips down the stairs."

"Ciaossu Lori," Reborn said popping out of nowhere scaring Lori.

"I now know how Dino and Tsuna feel when this happens," she thought holding her chest, "Reborn please don't pop out of nowhere like that."

Reborn smirked and said, "You have to be stealthy to be a hitman, and just to let you know I scheduled a spare between you are Hibari a week from now so be prepared." With that being said he disappeared into one of his multiple hiding places in the school.

The only thing Lori could think was, "Really freaking really!"

A/N: Please review and the next chapter is on its way. Hope you enjoyed it.