Ahhh thanks for the reviews! We are finally at twenty five you think we can get to 30? Please? The question for this chapter is: who is better Niggy or Eggy?
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Ha-ha we are one fourth done with our revenge! Heck ya after the prank I felt amazingly badass. The next day we woke up and planned out part two.
This part involves getting cougar numbers *smiles evilly.* We decided to put our plan in action at 4:30pm. Which is the time according to Nudge who is Chris's neighbor is the time the older girl he got pregnant would go to his house. After Chris got this girl pregnant he cheated on her with an even older girl.
Our plan was to set up a date with a cougar at his house when the girl was there so the girl would break up with him.
We called the number and asked for a very old, fierce, lady with lots of make-up to show up at 63519 Lester Ave. (in California where we live) at 4:45 at night and just walk on in. After calling we waited and talked about what would happen and how they would all react.
At nine-thirty we went over to his house and I picked the lock leaving the door open just a crack. We then hid in the bushes and waited for the lady to get here. We were waiting for 16 minutes until she arrived (wow this lady tried to be fashionably late!) She got out of her car; I think she said her name was Veronica or something, anyway she looked horribly like Lissa except older and blonde, and the sluttiness was still there though. (Outfit on my profile [I tried to make it as weird as possible])
We had to do everything not to laugh. She walked up to the steps pushed the door open and walked in, to find Chris and his girlfriend making out. (We were watching through the window.) Veronica then said, "Oh I didn't know this would be a threesome! Oh well let's get started with this one-night stand!"
"What the Fuck is this about Chris? I thought you said I was your one and only, But now I see you have been ordering older woman to fuck with!" Chris's girlfriend screamed slapped him and walked out the door, crying I should add.
Nudge Ella, and me all headed back to Nudge's house to celebrate and talk.
"Holy shit, that was amazing! Revenge is sweet to us at least but not to the victims." Ella said ecstatically
"Yup, that was some pretty funny stuff I got it in video by the way, we should totally put it on YouTube I bet you I would be the most viewed of all time! Oh Max can we please upload it? Even though I'm not sure why I'm asking you for permission because you are not me parent or anything! We could be like the Waka Waka video which is most viewed of all time. Shakira is so amazing at singing and dancing I wish I could be like her! And kjfirbiauybriuybr." I finally slapped my hand over her mouth.
"SO let me get this straight you took a video and want to post it on YouTube?" I asked patiently while Ella was watching us. Nudge slowly nodded
"OK then yes you can upload it but don't put our names on it ok? Also…" I was interrupted by my phone ringing telling me that I had received a text
Fang's texts
Max's texts
Where r u? We were supposed to meet park 10 min. ago
Oh shit I'm srry I'll be there in a few I was busy and I forgot
It's ok :[]
"Hey guys sorry I have to go soccer calls."
"Bye Max" they both said.
I ran/jogged to the park and saw Fang running laps. He didn't see me until I joined him in running the laps.
"Hey." He said exhaling
"'Sup"
"The sky."
"Ha-ha very funny Fang."
"Ready?" he asked me looking at the soccer ball
"As I'll ever be" We stopped running and went to the pile of soccer balls.
I noticed his IHome and took out my IPod plugged it in and put it on shuffle.
Blow me away by Breaking Benjamin came on.
they fall in line,
One at a time,
Ready to play,
(I can't see them anyway)
No time to lose,
We've got to move,
Steady the helm.
(I am losing sight again)
[Bridge]
Fire your guns,
It's time to roll,
Blow me away,
(I will stay in the mess I made)
After the fall,
We'll shake it off,
Show me the way.
[Chorus]
Only the strongest will survive,
Lead me to heaven when we die,
I am a shadow on the wall,
I'll be the one to save us all.
There's nothing left,
So save your breath,
Lying in wait.
(Caught inside this tidal wave)
Your cover's blown,
Nowhere to go,
Holding your fate.
(Loaded I will walk alone)
[Bridge]
Fire your guns,
It's time to roll,
Blow me away,
"Yeah Fang blow me away with your teaching skills." I said teasingly.
(I will stay in the mess i made)
After the fall,
We'll shake it off,
Show me the way.
[Chorus]
Only the strongest will survive
"So you better be strong Max," He retorted.
Lead me to heaven when we die,
I am a shadow on the wall,
I'll be the one to save us all.
"Don't forget that Fangy-poo, I'll be the one to save us all."
Wanted it back
(Don't make me mad)
(Die)
[Chorus]
Only the strongest will survive,
Lead me to heaven when we die,
I am a shadow on the wall,
I'll be the one to save us all.
Save us all!
The next song was Unnatural selection by Muse.
They'll laugh as they watch us fall,
The lucky don't care at all,
No chance for fate,
It's unnatural selection,
I want the truth
We stared setting up and he demonstrated how to do the trick.
I am hungry for some unrest,
I want to push this beyond a peaceful protest,
I wanna speak in a language that they'll understand
Dedication, to a new age,
Is this the end of destruction and rampage?
Another just a chance to erase then repeat again
Counter balance this commotion,
We're not droplets in the ocean
They'll laugh as they watch us fall,
The lucky don't care at all,
No chance for fate,
It's unnatural selection,
I want the truth
No religion or mind virus,
Is there a hope that the facts will ever find us,
Just make sure that you are looking out for number one
I am hungry for some unrest,
Let's push it beyond a peaceful protest,
I wanna speak in a language that you will understand
They'll laugh as they watch us crawl,
The lucky don't share at all,
No chance for fate, it's a random chance selection,
I want the truth
On my third try I got the trick right and I taught him how to fake perfectly.
Try to ride out the storm,
Whilst they'll make you believe, that they are the special ones, (we have not been chosen),
Injustice is the norm,
You are not the first and you know you won't be the last
They'll laugh as they watch us fall,
The lucky don't care at all,
No hope for fate,
It's unnatural selection,
I want the truth
The rest of my practice went like that; us teaching on another our tricks and stuff.
At the end we were so tired we had practiced for four and a half hours (long right?)
And are now lying in the grass looking at the stars (it was like 9 at night)
"We should do this more often to get in shape for soccer season." I panted out
"Yeah we should." We were both tired and I didn't have any water to drink.
"I'm soo thirsty I'm gonna go get water from the water fountain."
"No its ok here." He said handing me a water bottle
"Thanks." I took a sip and I gave it back, "I have to go now I'll see you later."
"OK I'll call you for next practice k?"
"Ok bye."
The best part of this whole day was: I never thought of the fuck nugget (Dylan) at all. (That was for you Robert de Spaz)
OK I'm done do you guys think we can reach 30 reviews? In order to do that you guys have to review!
If you guys haven't heard of the bands in this chapter you should look them up they are amazing! The answers for last weeks question are:
Fuck nugget from Robert de Spaz
And Dyldo from anonymous