Party Time

Disclaimer: I don't own Friends!

Apartment 20 was filled with about more than 25 people and the music bounced off the walls. It wasn't too loud so no one would complain and Treeger wouldn't threaten to tell that Monica was living in her Grandmothers apartment.

"I can't believe you invited Janice!" Patricia chuckled as she saw Chandler being 'harassed' by Janice.

"Yeah Mon. Why did you invite her?" Rachel asked as her and Monica refilled the bowls with potato chips and Patricia and Phoebe refilled the dip.

"It was completely by accident. I was inviting people from my address book and I dialled the wrong number." Monica explained.

"Well anyway it is kinda funny watching Chandler fidgeting uncomfortably." Phoebe admitted as she saw a kinda drunk Janice trying to kiss Chandler and him trying to get away.

"Aww look at Ross and Emily." Rachel cooed.

"I know! I can't believe it's just a fling till she goes back to England." Patricia exclaimed.

The door opened revealing Jessica with two boys. One of the boys had raven hair and clear blue eyes and the other boy had dirty blond hair with green eyes.

"Your here!" Patricia exclaimed and ran over to them giving them each a hug.

"I can honestly say I missed you sis." Derek smiled running a hand through his dark hair.

"So are we like the only minors here?" Kendall asked.

"Yup, unless you count Joey and Chandler; although their IDs say otherwise." Patricia replied.

"Dude this is awesome we can say we crashed this party." Derek said.

"I know, we'll be so popular!" Kendall responded and they high fived.

"I'm going to get a drink." Jessica smiled and went over to where the drinks where.

"I'm going to get one too." Derek replied and turned to leave but he was dragged back by someone.

"Dude, do you have a crush on her something?" Patricia asked.

"What? N-no, no, noooooooooooo." Derek coughed. "(high-pitched voice) What?" Derek quickly headed over to the drinks to talk with Jessica.

Kendall and Patricia exchanged glances.

"He sooo has a crush on her." Patricia told Kendall.

"Ooh yeah." Kendall replied. "Look I need to talk to you."

"Sure shoot."

"Is there anything you want to tell me first about your mom?"

"Em…..she's an evil bitch but y'know that already."

"Trish, Derek's worries about you….he told me."

Patricia pushed her brown hair behind her ear. She felt little beads of sweat form on her forehead. Did he really know?

"Wanna talk about it?" Kendall asked and Patricia nodded slowly.

"Ross!" Monica called repeatedly as she moved through the people over to her older brother.

"Oh hey Mon!" Ross smiled.

"Ross mom called." Monica told him.

"Monica, don't mind her she's just-"

"Frannie and Stewart are coming back tomorrow from their trip."

"What? Early?"

"Yeah something about Stewart missing the kids."

"What are they going to say when Patricia isn't home?"

"Ross do you really think I know the answer to that?!"

"You don't want her to go do you?"

"Of course I don't! She's my little sister and something's up! Anyways it's her choice if she doesn't want to go home I won't make her."

Ross pulled Monica into a hug and gently rubbed her back. The whole gang came over to them.

"Hey what's wrong?" Rachel asked.

"Frannie and Stewart are coming back tomorrow." Monica croaked.

"Oh no!" They all said.

"There's so much we still have to talk about!" Rachel and Phoebe announced.

"She's practically one of us!" Chandler told them.

"Who's going to make me sandwiches when Mon isn't here?!" Joey whined.

"Really Joe?" Ross questioned. "Is that all you can think about?!"

"Hey, hey, no need to get vicious!" Joey told him.

"Oh Chandler!" An annoying voice called.

"Oh no." Chandler groaned. "Gotta hide!"

Patricia was out on the balcony. Her hands were clasped at the ledge of the wall as she looked over Manhattan. There was a beautiful full moon out and a light breeze to go with it.

"Huh? Ugly naked guy can play the violin too?" Patricia said. "What a talented little creep."

"Hey, mind if I join you?" A voice asked.

The brunette turned her head to see Kendall. "No."

Kendall stood beside her and stood in the same position.

Everyone was gone home except the gang and Jessica, Derek and Emily who were washing up.

"Ross will you bring these leftovers over to ugly naked guy?" Monica asked holding up a casserole dish covered with tin foil.

"Ok, but I'm not going over there alone." Ross replied. "Derek?"

"Ok I'll come." Derek replied.

"Ok and on the way we'll talk about getting a PHD." Ross said knowing Derek wanted to be a doctor.

"Ross I already have one." Derek responded and they all looked at the soon to be sixteen year old boy. "Yup I've got a PHD. A pretty huge di-"

"Don't finish that sentence young man!" Monica told him and he nodded. She placed the dish in his hands. "Make sure he gives you twenty dollars."

"You told me something that was a secret of yours." Kendall started and Patricia nodded. "I'm going to tell you a secret that not even your bro knows."

"Ken you don't have too." Patricia told him.

"I never kissed a girl." Kendall admitted.

Patricia's blue eyes widened to the size of flying saucers and she looked him in the eyes. "What?"

"Although you may not think it because y'know I'm like freaking irresistible." Kendall smiled and Patricia hit him in the arm. "It's true."

"Dude you're going to be sixteen in three months!" Patricia exclaimed. "I got my first kiss when I was thirteen! Wait didn't you and Sasha Doolittle kiss?"

"Yeah on the lips for like two seconds each kiss and she was using me for homework. I never had a real kiss. Y'know"

"You helped me today so I'm going to help you."

Patricia pressed her lips against his for like half a second because Kendall pulled away.

"Eh how do you use-" Kendall was cut off.

"Just go with it."

Kendall nodded and wrapped his arms around her waist and pulled her into his chest. Patricia wrapped her arms around his neck and pressed her lips against his. Their lips moved in perfect synch with each other's. Patricia parted her lips when she felt the blonde's tongue poke at her lip.

Ugly Naked Guy's Apartment

Ross and Derek were in Ugly Naked Guy's apartment waiting for him to come back with the money. Ross goes to sit down on the black leather couch but Derek stops him.

"Ross do you really think that's a good idea?" Derek asked and Ross quickly got up quickly before his ass could touch the leather.

Derek started to wander around the living room and he stopped at the window. He looked out and saw Kendall and Patricia standing on the balcony and her smiled. He started to wave but they didn't see him. His smile soon faded into a perfect o shape when he saw them making out.

"GET OFF MY LITTLE SISTER!" Derek roared and Ross came over to him to ask him what's wrong but the scene on Monica & Rachel's balcony caught his eye.

"GET OFF MY GODDAUGHTER!" Ross roared.

Monica & Rachel's Apartment

"Aww look at them." The girls cooed.

"GET OFF HER!" Chandler yelled.

"I'M GOING TO CUT KENDALL'S BALLS OFF!" Joey yelled.

"Guys it's not like they're having sex." Phoebe told them.

"Yeah your right!" They both replied and continued watching TV.

Kendall and Patricia came back from the balcony and everyone looked at them.

"Oh crap you saw." Patricia said.

"Yup!" Emily replied.

"So are you to going out now?" Rachel whispered to Patricia.

"Rach!" Patricia groaned.

"Oh come on I can keep a secret." Rachel whispered.

"No you can't!" Patricia told her. "We're not going out. It's a long twisted story that Kendall would probably not like to talk about it because it's really embarrassing."

"More embarrassing than a third nipple?" Chandler asked.

"You have a third nipple?" Jessica asked.

"I had a third nipple." Chandler corrected her.

Ross and Derek entered the apartment.

"Dude we need to talk!" Derek said to Kendall.

"Can you save it for our train trip home to Rhode Island?" Jessica asked. "Because we gotta go now if we want to make it."

They all said their goodbyes before leaving.

"That was an eventful night." Monica admitted as she walked to her bedroom.

"Sure was." Rachel replied as she headed for hers.

"Goodnight!" Patricia said as she lay down on the couch.

"Sweet dreams!"

A/N: I think from now own it will get a bit more serious now that I'm bring in her parents well mainly her mom. Thank you for all your reviews! Please review on this chapter too! I'll try to update soon!