Hey :D G here with As You Wish. If you want, please leave some ideas, you'd have saved our lives, we'd be eternally greatful :3 Yeah we're busy this week. Bowling and school on Thursday, Drayton Manor next Friday. We also want to see Titanic 3D and on Tuesday we saw The Pirates! In an Adventure with Scientists. It's pretty good! Peace Out! TG101 :-D x

"...RACHEL! A LITTLE HELP HERE?"

Rachel sighed, putting on her fiancee's old football jersey. Sighing again, she headed to the bathroom, where Noah was standing on the toilet, whimpering quietly.

"Noah, what the..."

"No sudden movements. They can smell fear" Puck whispered, glancing at the corner to see if they were still there.

"Who can? And why have you got my singing trophy I won when I was 3?"

"Trust me on this one babe, you do not want to mess these"

Suddenly, something ran across the floor, making Puck squeal again and wave the trophy around wildly, almost smacking Rachel in the face.

"Noah! Stop waving that thing! I've already had my nose broken once, I don't want it done again"

"But-but...the spider!"

"Is not going to harm you" Rachel said camly "They're more scared of you than you are of them. Now then, put the trophy down"

"Yes 'm" he mumbled reluctantly, placing it on the floor,still wary.

"Good boy. Now, where's the spider?"

"There"

Rachel followed his finger to the corner, where she saw a spider. A massive spider.

Screaming, she tried to scramble up on on the toilet next Noah, only to get shoved off.

"Hey!"

"Sorry toots, only one person per toilet. Wait, I've got an idea" Puck gave a short sharp whistle, alerting Zoey, Duey and Sirius.

"Go on, go get the spider! Go get it!"

Dewey yawned and stayed next to Zoey whilst Sirius padded up to the offending creature and sniffed it. He snapped at it a few times before eating it.

Rachel gave a scream as Sirius coughed it up "Sirius! Go...get...it!"

He ate it again before giving a small bark,running towards the door.

"You are such a wuss,you know that?" Rachel smirked,lightly punching Puck on the arm as she got down from the toilet

"Says you! You tried to get on the toilet with me!" he smiled, flashing his signature grin.

"Whatever. I'm going to pick Ava up."

Puck couldn't help but smile as she walked away. Why he picked Rachel friggin' Berry,he'll never know.