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Chapter 66

Note: Everyone has limits and it seems Pein JUST noticed that.

~Laura's POV

Okay its official, Hidan is such a Meanie! I didn't mean to chop his arm off! I really didn't! I mean I really didn't there is no need to chase me round the garden for over an hour! Soo mean!

"Hiiiidaaaaaan stooooop pleaaaaaseee~!" I whine loudly while running away from him, my super cool samurai sword in hand as he still looks very annoyed with his scythe in hand, growling in his throat from what I can hear, "Pretty please with sugar and sweets on tooop!"

"Get the fuck back here bitch you will fucking pay for fucking chopping my fucking arm off!" he yells back angry as I whine to myself; I didn't mean it at all you know!

I trip slightly over a pebble and end up falling onto my front, squeaking a little as I drop, face first, onto the ground.

"Owwwwwieeeeeee," I whine slightly while slowly sitting up, putting my sword down with my legs crossed as I start to rub my nose with blood running down it and down my chin.

My eyes tear up a little as my nose throbs a little and I look down a little to the floor and see a tiny little puddle of blood… uh oh.

I look a little when I see dark green toenails in front of me… if I remember correctly its Kakuzu and Hidan have dark green nails… and the skin is pale not dark like Kakuzu's… uh oh!

"Kyaaa!" I scream while falling backwards onto my back, my legs have died and now they are trying to kill me! Why is everyone against me today… no really why?

Hidan looks very calm which is confusing… why?

I shake a little as he smirks like he does when he is about to battle as he kneels down in front of me, reaches his right hand out and I clench my eyes shut, I don't wanna see what he's doing!

"Stop the spars!" I hear Konan yell as I feel something wipe the blood off of my mouth and chin.

"You'd fucking die if I was fucking someone else," I hear Hidan say with amusement as I slowly open my eyes and look at his right hand, its covered in my blood from my chin and mouth.

"…" I remain speechless as I slowly turn my head to Konan who runs pass us both, running over to where Kisame and Kahlan are.

My eyes drop to Kahlan who is crying like a child lost in a shopping center with Kisame above her who is soon pushed to the side and ground by Konan who kneels down in front of Kahlan, a very concerned look on her face.

"Sasori, Itachi, come here right now!" Konan orders out like Pein would as Pein makes a small jog over to Konan and Kahlan… Heehee… Pein jogged!

I snap my eyes to Hidan who stands up and pulls his scythe onto his back with a heavy sigh before wiping my blood off of his hands and onto his jeans. "What the fuck is fucking going on over fucking there," he grumbles before glancing to me with another cold glance, I shrink a little on my spot on the ground as he reaches down, grabs my arm and pulls me to my feet as I unsteadily stand, its official my legs have died.

"Her Sai has clipped one of her ribs and it's broken," Sasori says with knowledge in his voice as he nods to Konan who looks even more worried. Kahlan!

"Kahlan!" I yell loudly as I run to her, only to be pulled backwards and onto the ground by Deidara who happened to be behind me… how?! You speedy ninja that is unfair I do not have sonic speed! Nuuu fair!

"Let them help first before rushing over, yeah," Deidara says while glancing to me with a stern look before looking back to the small group. Kahlan is holding onto her side till Sasori rips her hands away from her side as Kisame and Itachi hold her legs down.

"Kahlan…" I whine softly while still sitting on the floor as I watch Sasori's fingers light up blue faintly… must be chakra threads. I watch as one of the light blue threads slid into Kahlan's wound and Sasori makes a face of thought as the finger it's attached to twitches and Kahlan yells out loudly, in pain, while thrashing a little as Itachi and Kisame hold her down. Konan looks very worried while Pein is watching with a slightly blank expression as Sasori's finger moves more and more screams are heard.

I grind my teeth as tears continue to fall; it's really painful watching this… Kahlan looks like she's really hurting.

"Konan, apply pressure to the wound as I do this," Sasori says as Konan drops to her knees and puts her hands on the wound as Sasori's eyes narrow a little before giving his finger one last twitch as the blue thread disappears. He grabs something out of his pockets which I think are bandages as Konan rolls up her shirt before Sasori starts applying the bandages to Kahlan.

"W-W-What did S-Sasori do?" I ask Deidara while looking up to him, my eyes already stinging from all the crying I have been doing.

"It looks like Danna pulled and moved her rib back into place before tying the rib back together with his chakra thread, yeah," Deidara musses with a thoughtful look in his eye as I think… I seriously didn't know Sasori could do that.

"Leader, she is in no condition to continue with the training today," Sasori says while picking up Kahlan who… feinted… I think when Sasori finished.

"Yes, Sasori, she will be in your care until she is well enough to train again," Pein says while looking to Kahlan then to Sasori.

Konan looks even more worried before turning to Sasori with a glare with a twist of a stern look, "Sasori, you are not to harm her in any way as it would slow down her healing, restrain her, do NOT hurt her," Konan growls while Sasori looks at her with a blank yet slightly afraid look, whoa even Sasori is scared of Konan! But she's awesome!

"Hai," he says before nodding to both and walking out and into the house, closing the door behind with Kahlan carefully in his arms.

"Leader, if it is alright; may I assist Sasori with Kahlan," Itachi says while appearing out of nowhere which makes me blink, whoa, HE IS NINJA! I wanna be a ninja that is not fair! Meanie… he is ninja.

Pein glances to Itachi for a moment before looking to Konan who only stares at Itachi for a moment before nodding her head a little. "Yes, you may," Pein finally says as Itachi gives a slightly formal nod and bow before adventuring back into the house, he seems quite happy with himself, no idea hooow he is happy but he seems it.

"Oi, Leader, its fucking late when the fuck is dinner!" Hidan seems to yell loudly at Pein while the leader himself glares at Hidan in a way which screams 'don't make me almighty push you'.

Pein looks to the sky as a strong breeze pushes everything and makes me shiver… its cooold I do not like the cold I like the waaaarm!

"Konan, Laura, you two will start dinner as Kahlan cannot," he says to us girls as I roll my eyes a little while standing up from the floor; he is stereotyping girls by saying that.

"I can't cook though, I broke the Konoha ninja's toaster while I was there," I say with a small giggle as I remember that, oh how fun that was… I miss them now… nuu fair.

"Well," Pein starts while giving me a stern look, "you will assist Konan with the cooking," he says as I nod and salute him; aye-aye Capitan coco pops.

"Hai, Capitan Frosty," I say with a grin before putting my sword in my belt and heading inside with my sword only for me to be pulled backwards by my belt. I look back to see Pein holding onto my sword by the handle, "do you want the sword?" I ask while taking it out of my belt, quickly give it to him before running into the house and jump into the kitchen, forgot about the whole NO SWORD thingy.

I skip softly in the kitchen before opening the fridge and gazing inside, looks like we have enough stuff for salt and pepper chicken strips, egg fried rice with egg rolls… hopefully Konan knows how to cook it.

"Hey Konan~" I call while looking round for her as she steps into the kitchen, a small smile on her face as she looks to me.

"Yes?" she asks while walking over to me as I take out the ingredients for the food and place them on the counter.

"Can you make salt and pepper chicken strips with egg fried rice and egg rolls with this?" I ask with sparkling eyes as she nods her head and starts to get everything ready before cooking it all, I watch with glee and follow her instructions as we start cooking; I almost burnt myself but thankfully Konan stopped me, I didn't know the chicken was still hot.

It takes a looong time before everything is ready and I start to set the table out as everyone starts walking in from the back garden, all covered in mud.

"Guys, shouldn't you change before eating?" I ask while blinking as Pein and the other ninjas walk into the room, still all muddy as Konan walks into the room with plates of food, it smells sooooo nice!

"Yes, everyone expect Kakuzu and Kisame get changed, you two will continue training Laura for another hour," Pein orders as everyone either groans, complains or grunts before going to change as Kisame and Kakuzu just shrug and sit down at the table as Konan places a plate in front of them both and Pein before going back to the kitchen.

"I got Kahlan's food for when she wakes up," I say while picking up the plate by the side with a grin before slowly walking out of the kitchen and heading for Kahlan's room, being VERY careful with the plate and food.

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