Himayura Hidekaz owns Hetalia.
Warning- May contain some racial slurs or "speaking the lord(s) name in vain." I don't mean to offend ANYONE!
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Alfred was taking a nap on Ludwig's bed, with all of his clothes on. He was tired, for having sex three times in a row. It didn't help that he was doing most of the work all three times.
Ludwig figured that he would wake up on his own in the middle of night. 'I should probably wake him up, then, when supper is on the table.' Ludig thought to himself, while reading a book that he's been working on.
The door bell rang, and he looked up from his book. He sighed, set the book down, and walked to the front door, which opened right when he unlocked it.
"Hello~!" A tall, cheery man with ash-white hair greeted. He was wearing a scarf, despite it being between spring and summer outside. "Is this the home of American's master?"
"It is... And you are?"
"Ah, how rude of me! I am Ivan Braginski!"
"Ludwig Beilschmidt." He noticed three others behind the man. "If you're looking to use him, you should come back tomorrow. We got back from a big job for him, so he's very tired, and needs to regain his energy."
"Ah, well... I was actually hoping to buy American off of you."
"Nein.* I'm sorry, but I'm not selling him completely."
"Oh..." Ivan pouted. "That is too bad. Well, could I at least "rent" him, for about a month? I'll even lend you one of mine, for collateral."
"Why would you want to "rent" a slave that you can never own?"
"Ah, well. Family and friends are curious to see if he exists. Also, perhaps maybe I can change your mind, and we will trade, plus extra cash for the American. I am prepared to give you ten-thousand, plus one of two of my slaves in exchange for yours for a month."
Ludwig's eyes widen. "T-Ten... Are you... Serious?"
"Da!"* Ivan cheered. "I am very wealthy man, you see. That's how I have three slaves. One of them even has purple eyes, like mine! But he's not part of the exchange. Too rare."
"Purple..." Ludwig looked up to Ivan's eyes to see if he was joking. "Oh... Yeah, you do... And you found another one with purple eyes? That's amazing. Oh, please, come in." Ludwig stepped back, allowing Ivan, and the other three men to walk inside.
"Thank you. Now then." Ivan placed his hand on the smallest of the other three, and pushed down slightly. The boy started shaking. "This is Ravis, the off-limits one."
"Let me see." Ludwig tilted the shaking boy's chin up, so he could look into his eyes. "Very pretty." He let go, making the boy sigh in relief. "So then..." He looked at the other two.
"U-Um..." The man with the shoulder-length, brown hair cleared his voice. "M-My name is Toris. It's nice to meet you."
"And I'm Eduard." The tallest of the three males, blond with glasses, said.
"Eduard..." Ludwig repeated, before turning back to Ivan. "Do you need any one of them to break?" All three gasped and started shaking, but Ivan simply smiled.
"No, not at all!"
"Then, I'll take Eduard, for a month."
Eduard's eyes widen a bit. 'He's choosing... Me?'
"Very good~! So then, where's American?"
"I'll go get him." Ludwig left the four in the room to pick up Alfred- quite literally. He lifted the boy's still sleeping body, and carried him into the other room. "His name is Alfred."
"H-He's a heavy sleeper..." Ravis noticed.
"Well, again, he had a big job today, which wore him out."
"He's cute~" Ivan took Alfred into his own arms without any effort. "Wake-up-sleepy-head~" He sang. Alfred opened his eyes slowly, before widening them and jumping out of Ivan's arms.
"Wh-Who the fuck..?! Where-" He looked around. He was still in Ludwig's house.
Ivan giggled. "For a tired boy, he sure has a lot of energy."
Alfred pointed at him. "Who are you, and why were you holding me while I was still asleep?!"
Ludwig sighed. "Alfred, this man is paying me ten-thousand marks- or money- to "rent" you to him."
"Ten..." Alfred's eyes widen. "Ten fucking grand?! What's the catch?!"
"Well, I'm giving up one of my slaves for the month to Ludwig, while I have you."
"I meant for me!"
"Oh, well, I will have to punish you, if you misbehave." Ivan giggled like a child, which creeped both Alfred, and Ludwig, out. "Otherwise, you're just not gonna see Ludwig for a month."
"Ah... Okay then..."
"I will need to have your address, and phone number." Ludwig dug around in a drawer, that was against his wall, for a piece of paper, and a pen.
"Ah, well, my number is..." Ludwig wrote it down rapidly.
"And where you live?"
"I live in Moscow, at-"
"Wait..." Ludwig interrupted him. "Moscow... Russia?"
"Da! The trip isn't THAT far, though, if traffic's good."
"Oh... Kay..." Ludwig placed the piece of paper by his phone. "So... A month, then?"
"Da. I can pay you right now, even."
"Excellent. Well, I guess... Have a safe trip?"
"Wait, wait..." Alfred spoke up. "I'm going to RUSSIA?!"
"Apparently, but you'll be okay, right? There are two others to help you out, if you need it, and Ivan can't, for whatever reason."
"Um..." Alfred looked at the other three, quiet men, for a second. "Okay, whatever. I lack further questions."
"Great! Let's go, then!" Ivan was already starting to leave, but Alfred stopped him.
"Ah, wait, I lied. Will we be staying at a hotel somewhere?"
Ivan shrugged. "Maybe. I know that we'll be stopping at a restuarant somewhere, so we can all eat. That will take time, so we may be stopping at a hotel, but only one. Toris and I both know the way back, so we can take turns driving."
"Okay... Then... Let's go... I... Guess..."
12,450/20,000
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(German) "Nein" - "No"
(Russian... Kinda.) "Da" - "Yes"