Himayura Hidekaz owns Hetalia.
Warning- May contain some racial slurs or "speaking the lord(s) name in vain." I don't mean to offend ANYONE!
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Alfred went into the back of the car. Ivan sat next to him, meaning that Toris was driving. Ravis was sitting in the passenger seat, which made Ivan pout.
"Why won't Ravis sit by Ivan?"
'Why is he talking in third person?!' Alfred asked himself.
Ravis jumped and yelped. "I d-don't want ta-t-to distract you, fr-from getting to know... Alfred?"
"Yeah... How do you know my name?" Alfred asked, tilting his head a bit to the side.
"Ludwig m-mentioned it, when you were asleep."
"Don't be silly, Ravis! You wouldn't be distracting me from getting to know Alfred! Besides, I'm sure my shoulder would be a better pillow, than a window."
"I'm not really tired, b-but, okay..." Ravis got out of the car, so he could sit on the other side of Ivan. Toris started the car right then, and started driving away.
Ivan was staring at Alfred, until the younger man noticed his glare. "Can I help you?"
"Nyet.* I was just thinking, I'm pretty sure I know why Ludwig would choose Eduard, now. Normally, when I do these type of things, the person would choose Toris, but not this time. Ludwig chose Eduard, and I guess I understand why, now."
"And... Why is that?" Alfred asked, curious.
"Eduard, out of the three, resembles you the most."
Alfred's eyebrows scrunched together. "I don't think that would matter. He bought me because I'm American. Not because I look good."
"That's the only reason, then?" Alfred shrugged, and then nodded. "Okay. If you really insist that it is..."
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"So... Eduard..." Eduard looked up at Ludwig.
"Yes?"
"I can do whatever I want with you. I can even use you to make me marks. Your master never said that I couldn't."
Eduard coughed at the bluntness. "That's true, but, I doubt that Ivan would live it at all, if I were to work until I make the same amount of money that Ivan bought me for..."
"Right..." Ludwig sighed. "Do you happen to know what that is? The amount of money that he spent on you, I mean."
"No, I don't. I'm sorry."
"It's... Okay."
"If... If you don't mind me asking... Why would you want me to make you money?"
Ludwig stared at him for a few seconds, before sitting down on the couch. "Take a seat, and I'll explain the entire thing for you..."
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"You know, Alfred..." Ivan placed a hand on Alfred's leg. "I can make a lot of money with you."
"I'm not raping anybody!" Alfred snapped. Ivan chuckled.
"No, no. I'm not even sure if I'll use you for money, yet. I'm just letting you know ahead of time."
'He's missing some words...' Alfred noticed. "So then, what would you use me for, if not money?"
"Oh, you know... Chores, pleasure, showing off..."
Alfred winced at the word "pleasure." 'He'll probably ask for his money back, if I disobey him.'
"What are you thinking right now, Alfred?"
"Huh?" Alfred took a split second to process what he said. "Oh. Just... Stuff."
"Like~ what?"
Alfred gritted his teeth. "Like... Money, I guess. It's a long story, actually."
"We have a lot of time for long stories."
Alfred sighed. "Well..."
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"Oh, wow... That's... I don't know what that is. Is he okay? Is your brother hurting him?"
Ludwig shook his head. "No, no. He's not like that. He would never hurt someone who is defenseless. He doesn't even really like the idea of having a slave."
"Oh..." Eduard didn't know what else to say.
Ludwig stood up, suddenly. "Have you ever had a German meal, before, Eduard?"
Eduard shook his head. "No, I'm sorry. If you can teach me, though, I can cook them for you, in the future..."
"That won't be necessary. I ask, because I'm curious. It sounds like you're going to have your first one, today."
"Are you sure? I can cook. You don't have to-"
"Really, I don't like it when others uses my kitchen."
"Oh..." Eduard averted his eyes to the floor.
Ludwig grabbed his ahoulder. "Hey, just relax. It shouldn't take too long, so you can just... If you must do something... Um... You can... Make the bed?"
Eduard nodded, and stood up. "Do you not like it when other people clean your house?"
"I-It's not that! It's just that, I have some breakable things, and I can't be sure if just anyone will be careful with them! I'm sure you understand."
Eduard smiled and nodded. "I understand just fine. Now... Where's the bedroom?"
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"Oh, wow. That's quite a story." Ravis nodded in agreement. "He's doing okay, though, right?"
"Y-Yeah, I guess. I've been talking to him daily- oh God damn it."
"What?" Ivan asked.
Alfred sighed. "Well, I guess Ludwig will just tell him that I can't talk to him for the month..."
"Oh..."
"Well, it sounds like he's doing just fine."
"Really? Well, that's good. The ten thousand that I gave him must be a big help, then!"
Alfred nodded. "Very much. Thank you very much!"
Ivan giggled. "You are very welcome!"
Ivan was starting to creep Alfred out a bit...
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"Nyet" - "No"