April 8th, 2013
Dear Diary,
Well, yesterday was interesting. First, I was punched and thrown around like a rag dog, it seemed, by this chick Priya (I think that's her name) and this guy name Kurt (Again, I think that's his name) and I end up with fractured ribs and a concussion. I wonder if there will be anything more painful today. Oh and last night was wonderful, I won't go into details but...Sheldon was brilliant! Shit, Sheldon's waking up, got to go!
Honoria Lucine
I put my diary away as Sheldon woke up. He rolled to his side to stare at my book as I placed it under his...my pillow. "What was that Honor?" he asked as he tried to get the sleep out of his eyes. I smiled at him before leaning up to give him a kiss on the cheek. "Just my diary, nothing important" I smiled as I got out of bed. My over sized red t-shirt and black shorts moved with me as I walked over to the door. "What's for breakfast today?" I asked as Sheldon also got out of bed and went about his morning routine. "Well, probably cereal today" he replied as Leonard saw us both leave Sheldon's room. He looked at us like we just had sex...maybe we did...maybe we didn't, and went back to texting a mystery person. I yawned as I walked out into the living room to see Penny, Howard and Raj. My eye twitched as Sheldon walked out right behind me.
"What's up guys?" I tilted my head slightly as Sheldon went to make us some cereal. Penny grinned and pulled me over as Raj and Howard went over to Sheldon. "So, want to say that something interesting happened last night?" Penny had that sly grin that always unnerved me. I turned away from her a little as she backed me up and against the door. "Nothing happened last night" I tried to move away but obviously that wasn't the answer she wanted to hear. Penny raised her eyebrow as she put her hands on her hips. "Come on, spill"
Sheldon's POV
Howard and Raj came over to me as I made my cereal. "Can I help you?" I turned to them as I saw Penny corner Honor. I wasn't happy to say the least. "Anything happen between you and Honor last night? Maybe...coitus?" Howard wiggled his eyebrows and Raj grinned. I rolled my eyes and went back to my cereal. "No nothing happened" I replied as I put the cereal box away. i grabbed a different cereal box, Honor's favorite, and poured her bowl. "Are you sure, Leonard heard moaning from your room last night and I know Honor slept in your room last night." I turned to look at him as if he had grown three extra heads and a tail. " again, Howard, nothing happened. She doesn't like sleeping alone, it''s normal." I spoke before turning away and called out to Honor to get her breakfast. I saw her sigh in silent thanks before getting away from Penny and grabbing her cereal and headed over to the couch. I followed her as she sat next to my spot before I sat down next to her.
"Come on guys, something had to have happened! Why won't you tell us?" Penny exclaimed as she threw her hands up in the air to emphasize her point. Honor and I both rolled our eyes at her before I switched on the TV. "Nothing happened Penny. Now will you stop asking?!" I
glared at her as I ate a bite of my cereal. Leonard came into the room, ready for work as he eyed Honor and me. "Honor, Sheldon, did you enjoy your night together?" I turned and glared at Leonard. This was not the end of this conversation and Honor and I both knew it.
Honor's POV
I grinned suddenly and whispered in Sheldon's ear a plan to give them the satisfaction they want. He turned to me and gave me a creepy look before nodding with a shrug of his shoulders and smiled. I sighed dramatically as I set down my cereal on the coffee table. "Fine! You win! We engaged in coitus last night" I sighed as if a weight has been lifted from my shoulder. Everyone, minus Sheldon and me, tried to speak over the others who also tried to speak. Finally, before answering any questions, they stopped. "Let's start with Penny, since she was the one who squealed my ear off." I glared at the Nebraskan blonde before she jumped up and down in her seat. "Okay-" "one question then the next person" I cut her off as I knew that she was going to ask more than one. "Okay, How was it?" she asked me with a smirk, I returned it before placing my hand close to Sheldon's crotch. "Great, never knew Sheldon had so much stamina and passion. I do say, I wouldn't mind it again" I turned to him and grinned as he stopped my hand from traveling any further with his own. "Next is Howard" I turned to the skinny jean clad man. "What brought it about?" I could tell he was jumping in his seat as I turned to let Sheldon answer. "well, Honor wanted me to lay with her and I just had the sudden urge to kiss her and it went from there" Sheldon smiled as me as he moved his hand to my upper thigh.
"Raj?" I turned to the Indian as he whispered in Howard's ear. "He asks who had bottom and who had top" Raj nodded and grinned. I turned to Sheldon and kissed his cheek, I knew how hard it was for him to lie. "Well, it depended what position we were in. I do have to say, doggy style would have to be my favorite but I believe yours would have been cow girl" I grinned at Raj then at Sheldon. Sheldon rolled his eyes as he kissed my cheek. I turned to Leonard as he grinned at us. "When's the next time you're going to do it?" his question was innocent but with so much behind it that it was ridiculous. I grinned at Sheldon before whispering in his ear making him go blood red with blush. I turned back to Leonard as I grinned, "Maybe after we get done talking with you guys or maybe tonight, we haven't decided yet" Sheldon nodded as I turned to Leonard. This shut everyone up as Leonard turned to leave. "By the way, I won't be at work today Penny and I doubt Sheldon will be at work today Leonard" I grinned as Leonard went to get ready for work and Howard and Raj left with Penny gaping at us before she,too, turned and left.
I grinned at Sheldon as he sighed in relief, glad everyone was off their backs. "So, Honor, do you want to have coitus once Leonard leaves?" Sheldon asked me so innocently that I couldn't help but smile. "Sure, why not?" I kissed his cheek as Leonard came out and left without another word as he kept his head down. I grinned as I dragged Sheldon to his room. We shut his door and fell to the bed kissing after everything was sanitized. We continued kissing and soon clothes were thrown everywhere and moans were coming from both of our mouths.
~~~Several hours later~~~
Leonard came home to see Sheldon walking out of the bathroom with me behind him. I grinned as I wrapped my arms around Sheldon from behind. Sheldon smiled as he pulled me around to his side by his arm. Leonard looked at both of us before heading to the fridge for something to drink. "Did you have shower sex?" Leonard asked as he shut the fridge door and took a sip of his water. Sheldon looked from him to me then back to Leonard before I grinned and nodded. "Did you clean everything spotless?" Leonard asked again as he had walked over to the arm chair. This time, Sheldon nodded as he and I went over to make something to eat. "How was the actual sex then?" Leonard grinned at us, he knew we didn't have sex the first time we talked about it...sneaky bastard. "you would never guess...unless you had intercourse with my girlfriend" Sheldon spoke as he made both of us a sandwich. I looked from Sheldon to Leonard then back as I kissed Sheldon's cheek and went to sit down on the couch.
"Sheldon...is she really that good in bed? I'd like to compare foot notes" Leonard grinned as he looked from me to Sheldon. I glared at the small man before looking at Sheldon with an eyebrow raised. Sheldon shrugged as he replied with a sure. I rolled my eyes as I got up from my spot, fine if he wanted to compare, I talk to Penny. "Well, in that case, I'll go see how Penny and my apartment are coming along" I got up and walked out the door, shutting it gently behind me. I knocked on Penny's door and waited. It wouldn't be long until she opened it up and I nodded upstairs to my apartment. She grinned, what's with everyone grinning lately? She followed me up the stairs and we started to clean my apartment as the door had already been fixed. "So the boys are comparing foot notes on our sex lives, want to do the same and then critique it in front of their faces?" I smirked and she returned it as we began to compare.
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