"Zim… I think Dibbles is stalking you…" He glanced behind him, once more seeing Dib run behind a garbage can. "Filthy Hyooman…" I nodded nearly dragging Zim into my house, making sure to lock it. "Now Zim! We will begin operation… uh; wait what was the thing we were going to do?" I scratched my head as I fell onto my bed, Zim landing beside me with a sigh.
"You were going to show me this kissing thing that you Hyooman's do…" (Zim has only been on the planet for a few years, coming to Earth when he was sixteen, in Earth years.) I blushed "Why do I have to show you?" I asked rubbing the back of my head, Zim sat up and snorted, well the best he could given he didn't have a nose, and responded with "Why do you question Zim?"
I blew a raspberry and crossed my arms "Water burns you…" He nodded, narrowing his eyes slightly before I lunged at him, licking his cheek before perching above him.
"What was that for!?" He began rubbing his cheek to try and rid it of my spit. "Relax Zimmy… I just had to make sure that human saliva didn't burn you…" "Why?" I sighed and leaned closer to him "Because of this." Planting my lips on his I closed my eyes, Zim wasn't the first person I've kissed, I'm no whore after all I am a virgin, there's been Todd, Dib, Johnny (In a family cheek kiss) and a random guy I was dared to kiss by Gaz.
Moving my face away I stared at his shocked expression "Relax dude… besides that was only stage one kissing, you said you wanted to know what kissing is so relax…" He was silent so I moved closer to his face "Zim, close your eyes…" He gulped and did as I asked, I was doing this to help Zim out and make him blend in more. Pressing my lips against his once more I felt him weakly press back, taking it slowly I nipped at his lower lip before licking it lightly, he jumped slightly but didn't protest.
"Open your mouth a little…" I whispered gently, feeling him part them enough for me to slip my tongue inside, prodding lightly at his tongue until it moved; the cylinder shaped muscle lightly running along mine. Zim was starting to get the idea as he placed his hands on my sides, pushing his mouth to mine more heatedly.
I let the alien explore my mouth, pushing me to a sitting position on his lap, I moaned, wrapping my arms around his neck before separating a small trail of saliva connecting our open mouths before snapping. I glanced up at Zim, his cheeks were a dark green; by the heat of mine I'd say that mine were dark too, just not green.
"So?" I asked after catching my breath. "Zim thinks that it's nice…" He rested his head on my shoulder, hugging me with a smile on his face. I saw a white flash, my eyes instantly going over to the window, where Dib was standing. "Umm Zim… You need to get Dib's camera, now." He groaned and let go of me, getting up and opening the window before lunging at Dib, who was standing still like an idiot; after getting the camera and giving it to me Zim sat down on my bed again.
While he did his homework I looked through the camera, seeing quite a few pictures of Zim and GIR, then landing on the last one, which was of Zim and I cuddled together. It was cute. "D'aww!" I sighed, making Zim look up from his position at my desk "What?" "For a guy with another universe in his head he sure takes cute pictures!" Zim just rolled his eyes and continued with his work.
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"Nny! Zim's hanging out here tonight!" That was a warning not to bring people in or out of the house. "Sure, whatever." He yelled, walking down to the basement "Aww… big brudder's all upset…" I mumbled, Zim snickered as we walked out of the door.
A girl was sitting on a tricycle on our lawn.
I felt mean today so I yelled, pointing at the sign beside me "Can't you read the fuckin' sign!? It's impolite to walk on the dead!" She screamed and carted off towards what I assumed was her house.
Zim started laughing as I walked off of my property "Come along my Taller Irken friend, we must get to The Membrane Residents post hast!" I looked over at the garage, then remembered what Johnny said "Crap, I can't drive us there… Nny said that I was dangerous enough, knowing my luck I would smash into a wall… hmm what to do… SQUEE!" "What?" "Todd you dork! I see him walking down the road!" I ran to the dark brown haired teen and jumped him.
"My home fry!" I said, snuggling Todd into the pavement "Squee!" I let him go; his squee did not fall on deaf ears… Hehe this time.
"What's wrong Squeegee?" I asked, sitting beside him, checking his body for any thing stabby like. "I got beat up…" That was all I needed to hear. Rampaging, while dragging Zim and Todd down the street I kicked a Hobo in the butt and yelled "Squee you tell me who it was!" "It-it was Torq!" I growled, dragging, literally, the two to Torq's house.
Ding-Dong!
The door opened, to Torq.
I dropped Zim and held up Todd, using the Cain strength "Apologize to Todd and then I will make this beating less severe!" After a few run-in's with me you'd think that he would; but no, he crossed his arms and snorted. I set Todd on his feet and turned fast enough to punch him square in the nose, before kicking him in the crotch. "Now apologize before I break a few ribs." "I- oh god, I'm sorry!" "God hasn't forgiven you, the fat bastard that he is; now tell Todd your sorry!" I tapped my foot impatiently on the pavement, waiting for my answer.
"I-I'm sorry Todd…" "You fucking better be, if I ever find out you or any of your other friends hurt Squee I will strangle you with a fishing wire… DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR!?" "YES! Please don't hurt me!" I grinned and skipped off, leaving the bully in his front door.
"Okay to the Membrane's house, so that we may get Gaz and go to the theater!" GIR was now placed crazily on my head, right where he usually was, I was still holding Todd and Zim's hands, they were used to it. "Well aren't you a wacky group…" I felt my eye twitch, letting go of their hands I lowered my head, making GIR fall off, my shoulders raised and I felt like I was hyperventilating.
"What, did you just say…?" "I said don't you look like a wacky group…" I turned around, my eyes screwed shut as I screamed at the person "What the fuck! That isn't a real word, your fucking to fucking stupid to realize that, I should just kill your filthy prick ass before it infects the rest of the Nation, oh wait then I'd need to capture your fucking EGO! Maybe I can shrink it a few sizes! You're a tiny dicked insect on a dog's ass! Yeah that's right! Hah! Wacky I'll show you fucking wacky!" Panting I lunged at the person with a Spork, using it to disembowel the man before stalking off towards Gaz's house.
"Some one called her Wacky didn't they…" Gaz said, hearing me slam the kitchen door the minute the door opened. Todd nodded, trying to get the blood off of his face with a paper towel while Zim grinned as he plopped down on the couch. "This is why I like that Hyooman…" Gaz nodded, waiting for me to finish raiding her kitchen and sitting down on the couch. "Screw the movies, DIB IF YOU WANT TO WATCH PLANET TERROR GIT YOUR ASS DOWN HERE!" He stalked down the stairs and sat on the wrap around couch. "I wanted to go to the Theater… but that doesn't matter, first let's watch the news!" I turned on the TV and let them watch the reporter show scenes from what I had just done, that was until they showed a video that was to blurry to see me. "Heh, classic." "What do you mean?" Dib asked, Gaz explained "You know that Geni's a homicidal maniac, and her brother is too… well when ever they catch them on camera their never caught, the pictures to blurry or never comes out… They are unstoppable and unkillable…" I stood up, holding up a tazer, used for well you know, and copied Nny.
"Exactly! I NO DIE!" I stabbed the thing into my neck Todd shook his head "Geni you forgot to charge that this morning…" "Yes! But something made me forget to charge it! SO I can't die… well I did once…" going into a pose I faced towards the door randomly blurting out "R. A. P. E. Stay the hell away from me!" the door opened, showing the maid. "Oh shit…" I face palmed while everyone else in the room laughed, the maid looked confused and then shrugged, going to the kitchen to make supper.
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We watched Planet Terror, everyone except Zim was laughing their asses off, and the maid had even come in and watched it. "Zim… you look green dude!" "Like I haven't heard that before…" "Don't worry the only people that have Zombies is that mall cop Slab Ranko… and me, that gerbil army that I created came in handy… until they exploded…" I sniffed and then turned the lights back on, jumping on the couch and onto Dib "Dibbles! I will haunt your brain dreams!" I snorted and hugged his glasses clad face to my chest, effectively making him blush and screw up his glasses.
Pulling the said items off of his face I stood up "Hey! Give those back!" I shook my head, unbuttoning the three buttons on my shirt I put the glasses on the edge of my nose, saying in a seductive tone "You've got a lot of late fees mister…" as I bent far enough foreword for the guys to see down my shirt. It was all worth it to see the blushes on the three male's faces and maybe tents in their pants, they all seemed to be hiding something. I gave Dib back his glasses and skipped up stairs and straight to his room. Locking the door the minute I heard him running up the stairs.
I was going to mess with him, big time. "Hmm… oh Dib! What's this!?" I said, faking a moan as I held up… nothing, since he couldn't see through doors, or walls. "W-what are you doing!?" I opened his closet, pulling out the nearest trench coat. I snickered softly, formulating a plan. Stripping down to my underwear I put on the trench coat and buttoned it up, the coat only reaching mid-thigh in the front. Messing the hair I tried so desperately to keep neat today I listened only to hear the other side of the door go quiet, oh yeah he had another key in his car.
Hurrying up I giggled and jumped on his covers, placing myself sexily on the bed so that my hands were up by my head, making the trench coat pull up to show red laced panties from between my parted legs; that I wore for just this reason, for my love to mess with Dibbles.
I closed my eyes, trying to hold back the excitement as he stomped up stairs "Open the door Geni!" He pounded on the door once more. I moaned out "No!" and heard him turn the key.
I opened my eyes slightly, parting my lips as the door swung open, the first thing he saw was me on the bed; the very next thing he saw was what I was doing and wearing. "F-fuck…" His nose started bleeding and I could SEE the tent in his pants "This is revenge for peeping in my room." I purred out, before sitting up and pouting at Dib "Lucky for you your camera's still working, so you can touch yourself to me all you like!" I blew a raspberry, picked up my clothes and stalked off to Gaz's room, where we burst out laughing and I changed into one of the outfits that I kept in there, seeing as the other one was covered in blood. "Next time bring a naughty nurses costume, Dib watches a lot of anime…"
I high-fived her and nodded, making sure that I was dressed oddly like Johnny "Holy fuck! I forgot Nny got me a replica pair of his boots, ah so comfy!" They were brand new, and I had stored them at Gaz's house till I needed them. "Where the hell do you get those boots?" "I don't know, Nny said he woke up with his new wardrobe and I have no fucking clue where mine came from… I think the devil did it!" I grinned and walked down stairs. "See you later Gaz, come along my precious for it is my night to cook and Irken food is on the menu… since Zim can't really have earth food…" He nodded "Mmh-hmm!" "Okay." Todd confirmed, now carrying me due to my tired brain.
"Did you steal Dib's trench coat?" I looked down and me and yawned "Seems so, I'm not going to fall asleep, for you know the demons that lurk in the darkness, right Squee!" "Yes you and your brother made sure of that I knew…" "Hey we only do that 'cause we love you… in a twisted and boob squishy kind of way!" I made my point by pressing my chest onto the top of his head.
"Yeah… thanks Geni." "Your welcome magical tunic wearing unicorn!"