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Chapter 98

Note: When ninjas learn your secret, they will put it to their advantage

~Laura's POV

Another week seems to pass like a day as more and more people are dying from all of the countries' armies and navies who have come to help America… sadly none of them have yet killed an Akatsuki member… heck the fans are dying more quickly than the police and army people.

Things seem to be getting louder and crazier around. Deidara seems to find whatever reason he can now to blow Tobi sky high, Kakuzu is getting much stressed that he has lashed out at a few people now including Pein. Konan seems to be pacing more round the house now days, Itachi seems to spend most of his time either looking after Kahlan as she seems to be feeling… glum… these days or in the library, reading.

Tobi seems to be getting more and more insane each day which questions why Obito would do that, Zetsu seems to be getting happier and happier each day, probably because of the increase of… dead people… Hidan seems to enjoy every outing of fighting with glee and seems to be having the most fun out of all the Akatsuki members though Kisame-sensei is a close 2nd.

Kisame seems to be becoming more and more… umm… sealed off at time during the battle and becoming more ruthless, Sasori seems to be finding this all boring as hell as he has read ALL of the Japanese books in the house and has decided to learn English from the other books in the whole and so far his English skills could go head to head with a fifteen year old, as for Pein… he seems to be getting very controlling of the situations of the battles and is keeping Kahlan and I out of all main fights and battles, only letting us fight against the lower ranked fighters and only the Konoha ninjas if we have another five Akatsuki members with us.

"Hey, Deidara, where are you?" I sing while walking through the empty house, the Akatsuki went to fight against the Konoha ninjas but for some reason they left Kahlan, Deidara, Sasori, Konan and I behind, I don't know why, I asked Pein if I could go and he turned me down THEN locked the front AND back door with some weird jutsu that whenever we touch it we get shocked with eclectic! Pein is sooooo mean you know. He would even shock his own members!

I think he left Deidara, Sasori and Konan behind to guard the house but really, why electricity why? Why must you go against me?

"What, un. I'm working on something, yeah," Deidara calls from somewhere in the house as I follow the voice, it soon leans me to the parlour where Deidara is lying on his front with a huge range of clay animals and… thingies.

I slowly walk over to him before slowly sitting down beside him, "I'm bored," I say while leaning my chin on my palm as he fiddles with a piece of clay, turning his finger into it to make an eye for it.

"Not my problem," he says with a small chuckle before pulling his finger out of the eye before making another one for it, this must be how he designs his pieces. The thing he is making looks somewhat like a scary looking dog with big teeth, long thin yet thick legs and big ears, reminds me of a German Sheppard for some reason.

I hum a while and lying on my back before staring at the ceiling, trying to think of an idea of how to entrain myself, I cannot read the Naruto manga books Kahlan got me since there are Akatsuki members in the house so that's a big no-no. Watching a movie would be boring without no one to watch it with and so far no one wants to or is busy like Deidara who is making clay… thingies. I can't really do much since the phone service, internet AND TV is down in this area because of the war so yeah and no planes will fly into this area but army planes.

I sigh again before turning onto my side where my head is opposite his side, I whine a little while curling up into a small ball, my forehead in his side which causes him to chuckle slightly.

"What are you doing, yeah?" he questions as I whine even louder while moving my forehead a little, I'm reeeeeaaaallly boreeeed!

"Whining since I am bored," I answer while head-butting his side a little which causes him to chuckle a little more… is Deidara ticklish? "Deidara are you ticklish?" I ask while head-butting his side again which results in me getting another small chuckle.

"No, why ask that, un," he asks as lean my head back before slowly and ninja like putting my hand on his side before rubbing a little which causes him to chuckle even more, "don't do that, yeah," he says sternly as I laugh at the response, Deidara is ticklish!

"You ARE ticklish," I say while sitting up in my seat, grinning a lot as he puts his clay puppy down before giving me a stern look, crossing his arms over his cheat.

"Never. Do that. Again," he says sternly while giving me a small playful glare before pushing me by my forehead backwards which results in me losing my balance and falling onto my back.

"That's mean," I say while sitting back up while rubbing the back of my head. Deidara only chuckles again while grinning before looking back to his clay stuff. Before Deidara can get a chance to lie back down, I use my right hand to tickle his undefended right side results in his cheeks reddening and him falling onto his back, laughing while trying to push my hands away but he seems to be having trouble just doing that… make that extremely ticklish.

"D-Don't! Yeah!" he yells while trying to push my hands away but he seems to be shaking a little before I use both of my hands which results in him chuckling even louder, Heehee… Deidara is a ticklish person~

"This is fun though," I say with a giggle as his cheeks redden more while tears seem to be forming in his eyes, that is right, while Deidara is at home he doesn't wear his scope. Deidara's laughing seems to bring Sasori into the room with a book in his hand before raising a brow at Deidara and me, "Hey Sasori, did you know Deidara is ticklish?" I ask innocently as I tickle Deidara who is actually crying while laughing, poor Deidara he seems to like laughing.

"No I did not know that," Sasori says boredly while watching Deidara laugh like he's being tickled with a feather while I use him as a seat as I tickle him, hey its funny from where I'm sitting, "you do know you're not safe sitting there," he says while crossing his arms with the book in his hands, giving me a very bored look as Deidara continues to laugh, huffing a little from all the laughing.

I look down shortly while blinking before stopping for a few seconds so I can turn my head to the side slightly; how is this dangerous?

"No I do not know," I say calmly while laughing as Deidara seems to be calming down, rubbing his eyes from the tears that haven't fallen… none of them have.

"I have warned you," Sasori says while walking over to us two as I tilt my head slightly as he holds out his hand which I take, how is sitting on Deidara dangerous, I was tickling him. Sasori slowly pulls me up and off of Deidara who slowly starts laughing.

"N-Never again, yeah," Deidara says while finally breathing before opening his eyes and his eyes snap to Sasori, widening a little, "S-Sasori-no-Danna!" he almost yells while sitting up from the floor, tripping over his clay figures before standing up straight.

"I didn't misunderstand any of that," Sasori says calmly while letting of my hand before walking out of the room with his book in hand, "I cannot control how Kisame and Hidan react to it though," he says while glancing back into the room with a small smirk before disappearing around the bend of the door, Deidara's eyes seem to widen as he starts sprinting out of the room after Sasori.

"Don't do that Danna! They are idiots, yeah!" he yells after him as I giggle before walking out of the parlour and around the house till I hear the door being unlocked which results in my running to the door to greet everyone.

"Welcome back guys~!" I sing as everyone walks through the doors, they cloaks seem to be burnt for some reason and some of them look a little pissed off. I whine a little at the no responses before following them into the living room where Pein grabs the remote from the TV and turns it on, turning it to the News Channel which is the only channel which works for some strange reason.

"Earlier this day, another explosion happened just outside the 'Neko-Yuki' café near the Sunny-side beach, it seems the Akatsuki side, which are the rebel 'ninjas' seem to have the upper hand in this battle as the Konoha ninjas are slowly losing 'ninjas' and from the looks of the Akatsuki, who started with twelve ninjas, they still have all of them, the president of America has decided to pull all troops out of Cape Breeze and keep all of the troops on the borders of the town and just a few miles back, he has decided that we will not fight against these 'ninjas' but will let them continue their own battle on the grounds that they do not leave that town, if they refuse to do so, then he will call in the alliances of other countries for help in this war," the news lady says before Pein turns the TV off before plopping right down on the sofa with an extremely loud sigh for once.

"Zetsu, Sasori, Kisame, you three will be on guard at night for the surrounding area, if any soldiers pull an attack on this area during the night, wake Pein and kill them," he says as Sasori nods his head softly before closing his book and exiting the room, things seem to be getting more and more stressful.

"So, who did you fight today sensei?" I ask while sitting down beside him with slight glee in my eyes, I hope he didn't hurt anyone I care about, if he happen to hurt Karin then that's fine.

"A Hyūga, some orange suited numbskull and a boy and his dog," Kisame says with a small shake of his head, "we 'killed' the boy but not his dog," he uses the finger signs for 'killed' since no one in the Akatsuki think that they have been killed since if they did, they would leave behind their body, Pein has a strange and crazy theory that they went back to their world but he said he doesn't want to prove his theory in case it isn't true.

"Hinata? Neji?" I ask as he shrugs his shoulders, damn, he doesn't know.

"Leader, you should see what I found," Sasori says while walking into the room with… oh no… oh no oh no oh no oh no! He has one of my manga books! My NARUTO manga books! "I found these in some boxes in the attic," yep that is where Kahlan and I hid them… damn it… wait why was Sasori in the attic?

"Let me see those," Pein says while standing up from his spot on the sofa quickly before taking the book from Sasori before looking it over, it's the book where Asuma is killed by Hidan but Hidan doesn't 'die' in that one. "Sasori, bring them all down here," he says with a stern yet not angry voice. Sasori nods his head softly before disappearing from the room as Pein ever so slowly and painfully (for me) turns to me with a stern look before crossing his arms over his chest, glaring but it isn't the angry type of glare, more like the 'why-didn't-you-tell-me' glare, "care to explain why you have these," he questions while walking over to me as I slowly back up away from him which results in me crashing into the wall behind me before being boxed in by Pein who seems to be giving me the same type of glare, "talk," he says as I shiver softly… I'm in big trouble…

I sigh softly before nodding my head to him; he leans away from me slightly but doesn't let me go… oh well… they were all going to find out sooner or later.

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Ah what a lovely Deidara and Laura moment. I'm positive there is going to be more. As for the war, it is going to continue until the end but Laura and Kahlan won't be participating much, but that is all we will let you guys know.

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