Here yah go loves! As requested I made this a two-shot! Anywhos, Nekozawa?
Nekozawa: Shadow Fox 2013 does not own Ouran High School Host Club or Death Note *laughs evilly*
Shadow: Oooooooookay O.o Anyways, on with zee story!
Kyoya looked up when Dakota and Renge pranced up to him. Dakota was wearing all white, including a white wig with short hair, while Renge was in baggy jeans, a white sweat shirt, and a black wig with bags under her eyes.
"Can I help you?" Kyoya asked calmly.
"Yep! We need to know if you're Kira. I'm Near and Renge is L!" Dakota chirped happily. The "cool" host rolled his eyes at her,
"For the last time I am not carrying a Death Note with me, is that understood?" She pouted,
"But Kyoya sempai! How are you not Kira?" she asked. he sighed,
"Why would I need a Death Note if I can just pay people to do it for me?" he asked cooly. Dakota visibly paled before running behind Mori.
"M-Mori sempai, Kyoya sempai is scary," she stared at said boy wide eyed. Kyoya just grinned at her before getting back to work