Stephanie came back eventually. No one was really mad at her, they were all smiling really, but we weren't thinking about not-being-angry too much. This made Edward even angrier. Esme made Steph and Edward clear up the flour on the floor which was all over the house from where they had been running around. Edward and Stephanie started arguing again until Esme stepped in and snapped at them both. Edward decided not to talk to Steph which happens all the time anyway. Emmett was laughing for basically the whole evening and was still laughing then until Edward yelled at him, but even then he only laughed quieter. Edward was even more annoyed then he was before.
I saw Stephanie sneaking into Edward's bedroom and picking up his wallet. Was she stealing money? I decided to not interfere. I didn't see her for another half hour, but she was by the lake the whole time. Then, she disappeared to her room for at least two hours. In the meantime, Alice dragged me, Rosalie and Emmett downstairs to play on the Xbox. Alice and Rosalie only quit playing because me and Emmett were thrashing them, five games to three. Oh yeah! Of course, I beat Emmett in the end, I always do. He went up to his and Rosalie's room to sulk, or, er, something like that. I went up to mine and Alice's room to... Um... Do the same.
Around half an hour later, Alice called Stephanie in to tell her all about fashion and dress her. I went and wasted time down stairs by seeing how quickly I could kill my character on the Xbox game, since no one had bothered to turn it off and both controllers were still on. My fastest time was 4 seconds when I threw a grenade at my character since the grenade takes ages to explode.
When Alice was finished, I went back up to her room. After about five minutes, Steph begun screaming really loudly and for ages. We left it for about ten seconds and then went to see what was up since she was still screaming. Edward came in to, and I had the feeling it had something to do with him since he was laughing. Me and Alice were really confused. Then, Steph hissed at Edward while Alice walked over to her CD player and screeched "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!?" "Percy!" Stephanie wailed. I asked "what's 'Percy'?" And she said "my fish!" I said "I didn't know you had a fish..." Then Alice said in a matter-of-fact voice "she caught one today. Edward jammed it in her CD player."
Stephanie ran after Edward screaming at him while Edward was still laughing. Then she got a baseball bat and begun hitting him with it. Then Emmett came and begun hitting Edward with a bat as well. Luckily, Edward didn't get hurt. Although, when Steph and Emmett had finished with them, the bats had huge dents in them. Carlisle and Esme called Edward and Stephanie to talk with them. Naturally, everyone crowded round the door outside to listen. Though we didn't really need to, since vampire hearing is so good anyway we could have been upstairs and we still would have heard them, even if they were to whisper. When the lecture was over (or when Carlisle kicked them out of the living room), they carried on arguing until Rosalie screamed at them. Now they are obviously not talking to each other.
It's not fun being in the same room as them. It's too tense. I'm going to go out to the forest to hunt.
Jasper.