It seems like almost everything in this house is breaking. Edward goes into Steph's room and breaks her things when she annoys him, she sometimes breaks his things by accident, etc, etc. Now the TV in living room's broken. Emmett is going crazy.
What happened first today is Edward and Stephanie aren't talking to each other. Again. Steph spelt her name wrong and Emmett laughed at her. Carlisle wanted to tutor her and said she needed to 'improve'. She asked "improve on what?" And Carlisle replied with "a few things" then Edward said nastily "basically, that's short for 'you need to improve on everything!'". She asked what he meant by 'everything' and Edward angrily replied with "what do you think!?" And Steph said "I don't know, do I?! I was the one asking the question!" And he has been ignoring her ever since.
We all went hunting after that. That was probably why Steph and Edward were arguing. She gets all cranky when she's thirsty, whereas Edward is always cranky when Steph's around. While we were hunting, a mountain lion came and mauled Stephanie's favourite tee-shirt. She ate the animal afterwards, for revenge. Steph asked Alice if she could fix it for her but instead, Alice took her shopping. Alice tried to take me as well but I thought of an excuse. I always skive shopping.
While they were at the mall, I played Emmett and Edward at the Xbox game again. I won. Emmett's character died first, by an assassin with a shot-gun. Edward's character got killed by a grenade, thrown by me, as punishment for all the times he yells at Stephanie and makes her sad. I tried not to think about why though. He knows that I always target him, so he always targets me. Though I win every time. Emmett demanded a rematch, and targeted Edward this time. To my surprise, Emmett won. Edward stormed off in a strop. Then me and Emmett teamed up and ran around killing innocent villagers. Then we stole a horse and ran over loads of people. We scaled building and, timing our jumps perfectly, we landed on the villagers, squashing them flat. Who says violence can't be fun? I play the game with Stephanie once, and she didn't know which buttons did what, so she ended up kicking a fellow assassins horse, which angered him so he tried to attack her with a knife. She started pressing loads of random buttons and ended up shooting him twenty five times in the leg, while also killing some of the innocent villagers and the horse in question in the process. Then she accidentally blew up a house by firing twelve grenades at it. Then she rode a horse off an edge of a cliff. The impact of the rocks below killed both the character and the horse. All she could say was "that was the most horrendous game I've ever played." I don't understand her sometimes. She did really well, she murdered twenty three people and one horse (to her dismay, since she is animal obsessed) in the space of five minuets. I told her this, and she gave me a short lecture on how killing is wrong.
I reminded her that it was just a video game, and she said that it was still a bad example to little children. I pointed out that it had an age rating of fifteen, and only a neglectful parent would let a child that young play this. She stared at me blankly for a few seconds, until I explained what 'neglectful' means. She said that it didn't matter what age rating it was, and that maybe the parents didn't see it. Then she pointed out that maybe a little kid could watch an older sibling playing it. I said that a mere video game wouldn't influence what the child wants to do when he or she grows up. She just said that I didn't know that for certain. I pointed out that she wasn't even fifteen, so she shouldn't be playing. She said that she was actually ninety eight, and that even if she was only eleven, it would've been my fault since I told her to play. Then we got into a big discussion about if the age ratings only applied to physical appearance or if even a person, like Stephanie, just looked younger, but she was actually well over the age required. It was a long day.
Alice and Stephanie were four hours shopping in the mall and came back with fifteen bags full of clothes, shoes and accessories. Stephanie was bored out of her mind already, but then Alice made her put all the clothes away in her closet as well.
I was bored as well, so I decided to read a book to pass the never-ending time I had on my hands. Then Stephanie called for Carlisle from the living room, saying that the TV as broken. Carlisle asked "how?" And Stephanie explained "I don't know, it glitched!" Then Carlisle bent down and fiddled with the wires and then took the vent off. Flour floated down from the lid and onto the floor. Everyone looked at Steph as it was obviously her. Who else had had flour in the living room recently? Stephanie gasped over-dramatically and said "Who put flour in there?!" Then Emmett whined "Noooooooooo! There's a game on today! How am I supposed to watch it now!?" And Alice pointed out "Emmett, get over yourself. Your acting like this is the only TV in the house. There's basically one in every room!" Emmett said, still whining "but this is the best TV!" Stephanie sighed. "I'll buy a new one." She said sadly.
Steph just came into mine and Alice's bedroom and started bugging Alice into giving her back that six hundred dollars Alice borrowed from her. It's interesting watching Alice thinking if excuses. It's obvious to everyone except Steph that Alice used it all up on their shopping trip. She's going to flip when she find out.
Jasper.