Talos, Maxios, Pyre, Gaia, Elika, Kai, Crux, Alex, James, Taze, Destra, Combu, Noir, Smog, Aria and her Dark side; Ariasel, Lesh and Laya, and Blank belong to Dragon. Of. Chaos97

"HIT THE DIRT!" yelled Tobi phasing through his attackers arms and he hit the dirt, literally and face first. Blank's eyes were suddenly focused again and he ducked as did Alex. A massive Convexity fury then erupted from Dark Combu and the Apes in the area were turned to stone and shattered. When the dust cleared the three dragons saw Tobi hiding his face with his cloak and searching for his mask.

"Tobi's mask! Where is Tobi's mask?!" wailed the ninja using his free hand to feel around for the mask. Alex found the mask and walked up to Tobi and tapped his shoulder.

"AAAAAH!" screamed Tobi.

"Here." said Alex handing Tobi the mask who took it and turned away.

*CLICK!*

Tobi whirled around and was back to his "normal" self.

"YAH! Thank you Alex-jerk!" said Tobi hugging Alex.

"Get off!" said Alex (barely) pushing Tobi off himself.

"WAH! You hurt Tobi again!" wailed the masked man.

"Come on. Let's just get out of here." said Combu taking off followed by the other two.

"What? Wait! Combu-Senpai! Don't leave me! Don't leave Tobi behind!" said Tobi trying to flap his hands for flight. Blank was laughing at Tobi's attempt to fly, Combu was trying to stifle a laugh, and Alex just looked annoyed.

"Wait! Come back!" said Tobi running after them but then stopped after ten steps, "Awww, now what do I do? I know! Hidden Jutsu: Feather Flight!(1)"

A fair distance away, Combu and Blank were laughing their heads off while Alex was just annoyed.

"Can you two grow up?!" snapped Alex at the two.

"Come on man. You have to admit, Tobi is downright funny!" said Blank.

"No he's not! He's an annoying-"

"What am I?" said Tobi next to Alex causing the Chaos Dragon to forget to flap his wings and nearly plummet to the ground.

"What the-!? Where'd you come from?!"

"Tobi has ways of following you."

Alex looked at Tobi and saw him using only two giant feathers and flapping his arms with his feet tucked in. Suddenly the sky turned dark and it began raining.

"Hmm. Lovely weather." said Tobi flapping his arms as he held the feathers.

(Tobi gets struck by lightning)

Tobi looks at his feathers and they're burnt to a crisp, he increases his flap rate yet with no success.

*Sound of Air Plane Falling*

"Ground Control, this is Flight Tobi and I have this to say: HEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPP PPPPPPP!" said Tobi before screaming the last part as he crashed into the treeline below. An explosion ensued upon Tobi hitting the ground and Blank looked at Combu who shook his head. Suddenly Tobi was resting on Combu's back yet he was covered in bark, dirt, and soot and his mask was cracked in several places.

"Tobi not feeling like flying anymore. So, Tobi use Combu-Senpai as means of transport." said Tobi reclining on Combu's back.

"You realize you can shape-shift, right Klaxon?" said Combu eyeing the masked ninja.

"(Klaxon's voice) Hmmm, yes but I don't wanna."

Combu sweat-drops before he gets a cruel joke in his head and he suddenly does a barrel-roll and Tobi screams as he falls off.

*CLANG!*

The three look down to see Tobi on top of StarScream.

"You guys are so cruel to your passengers." said StarScream as the cockpit opened and Tobi walked in, "Even I'm not that cruel. Come now BB, we have a mission to accomplish."

"Roger." said BB appearing from out of nowhere and the F-22 Raptor and Stealth Bomber took off leaving Alex, Combu, and Blank to eat exhaust, causing all three to have coughing fits.

"Anyway you can bomb them?" said Alex looking at Combu.

"Sorry, I'd rather not get in trouble with them." said Combu shrugging.

"Killjoy."

Baltimore Theater; The Suffering Universe

Dr. Killjoy, despite being a movie projection, sneezed...twice.

END CHAPTER

(1) For those who know Naruto "Hidden Jutsu: Feather Flight" is not one of Tobi's moves and I probably just made it up for fun. If not, I do not own the move.