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"Hey. Hey." = Black/White Zetsu speaking

Five Days Later; Present; Great Plains

A massive army of Apes were fighting Dragons, cheetahs, and Transformers yet so m ehow the Apes were winning. Suddenly Time froze for everyone and a vortex opened and 13 human...ish figures walked out followed by a blue-green scaled dragon with a cybernetic left foreleg. The dragon then shape-shifted into Tobi and he disappeared into the ground. Time resumed as the vortex closed and that's when both sides noticed the newcomers. Suddenly Tobi burst from the ground.

"TA-DA! I'm baaaaack!" said Tobi in his childish voice, "Oooohhhh! Are we fighting? Let's play! Get them!"

12 of the others charged the Apes while a man with Venus Flytrap like appendages around his head with a black and white face stayed away from the fight before he disappeared into the ground.

"ALMIGHTY PUSH!" yelled a man with orange hair and weird metal piercings on his face as he outstretched his arms and sent 50 Apes around him flying. Suddenly an Ape charged him with a sword only to have a man with three faces and multiple arms and piercings on his face(s) get in his way and impale him with a long chain saw like blade protruding from his back .

"Water Style: Water Shark Bomb!" yelled Kisame and a massive amount of water from the nearby river came flying at a group of Apes and took the form of a shark and it bit into the Apes, turning the Water Shark red with blood. Meanwhile Tobi was running from a large group of angry Apes.

"AAAAHH! SOMEBODY HELP ME! DEIDARA-SENPA I, COMBU-SENPAI, ANYONE, HEEEELLLLPPPP! " screamed Tobi as he ran, his arms flailing behind him before he was cornered between a rock and a sharp place ( Apes with swords).

"Not even worth my talent. un." mumbled Deidara before he threw clay spiders at the Apes from atop a giant clay bird. The spiders latched themselves onto the unaware Apes.

"Katsu!" yelled Deidara.

The spiders exploded killing the Apes, yet it also caught Tobi in the blast who's backside was now on fire.

"OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWHOTHOTHOTH OTOTHOTHOT HOTHOTOHHOT!" screamed Tobi running through tall dry grass and setting it ablaze . Tobi kept running with his backside on fire before he ran through the river and ran over the surface a few feet before he fell through the surface and disappeared. A few air bubbles came up and then he came flying out with fish latched on to him.

"OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW OWOW!" screamed Tobi as the fish bit into his flesh through his clothing, yet not drawing blood.

"Planetary Devastation!" said one of the six Pains as he released a black orb into the sky.

"So he's really going all out. Kind of drastic. Well, wouldn't you do the same? No. I'd rather let the others deal with it.So even though we're clones, you wouldn't do it? This conversation is pointless." said the Venus Flytrap like man watching the battle from a (safe) distance.

Suddenly the landscape started breaking apart and began floating up towards the black orb and any enemies caught in the gravitational pull were trapped and then crushed. Tobi was jumping from rock to rock trying to escape.

"CANCEL THE JUTSU! CANCEL THE JUTSU PAIN ! TOBI IS TRA-GAH!" screamed Tobi before a fair sized rock slammed into his mask sending him catapulting into the rocky mass where he was crushed.

Pain looked up and sighed as the small planetoid lowered itself towards the ground.

"Kakuzu, make sure Tobi is fine." said Pain as he walked away.

"As long as I get paid..." grumbled the man as he walked up to stony planetoid.

Kakuzu's hands then reached up and began pulling off rocks and weird tentacle-y appendages made his reach longer as he continued the search. Tobi's mask then fell in front of him and he picked it up .

"Okay, Tobi's dead. Now where's my payment?" said Kakuzu dismissing Tobi. Suddenly rocks fell down and reveal the body of Tobi, his face hidden by a hood.

"(Klaxon's voice) Kakuzu, my mask..." said Tobi outstretching his hand.

"First my payment."

"[Sigh] Fine...here, ten gold bars, knock yourself out." said Tobi handing Kakuzu ten solid gold bars.

*Cash Register opening*

Kakuzu fell back with wide eyes that had the dollar sign in them and Tobi sweat-dropped before he dropped the bars on Kakuzu and grabbed his mask before he put it back on. He got out of the hole and looked down to see Kakuzu in a daze, drooling.

"Why do I have to put up with these idiots?" he asked himself. Tobi then sees Alex and Combu walking towards him.

"(Childish voice) Combu-Senpai! Alex-jerk! So good to see you two again!" said Tobi waving his arms excitedly.

"Drop the act." growled Alex through clenched and barred teeth.

"Ngh! (Klaxon's voice) Sheesh, don't you know how to be a killjoy! So what do you want to know?"

"Whywereyougoneforfivedays?" said Combu.

"Whoa! Whoa! Whoa. Slow down Combu. I may be insane but even I still have trouble understanding Volteer-speak. HEHEH. Little joke there. HEHEHEHAHA!"

"He said 'why were you gone for five day s'?" said Alex narrowing his eyes.

"Time-space distortion; wound up in the past when I was twelve, yucky future, and a whole bunch of other nasty situations. Trust me, I tried to get back here quicker, but Hidan had to go and sacrifice that harem!" said Tobi/Klaxon before he turned and yelled at the grey haired man with the three bladed scythe.

"Jashin needed a sacrifice. They sufficed." said the man before walking away.

"Ugh...trust me, I hate that guy. Too voodoo-y for me."

The large group then heads back to Mountain Base unaware that this might be the last day they see the sun...

END CHAPTER

Please Note; I did not make typing mistakes with words, the computer did. I wouldn't make a space between words like "Tobi".