Talos, Maxios, Pyre, Gaia, Elika, Kai, Crux, Alex, James, Taze, Destra, Combu, Noir, Smog, Aria and her Dark side; Ariasel, Lesh and Laya, and Blank belong to Dragon. Of. Chaos97
"TOBI QUIT USING MY HEAD AS A HAND PUPPET!" yelled a redhead's head resting on Tobi's right hand.
"Awww, but Sasori you look so cute!" said Tobi as he moved Sasori's mouth with his hand.
"TOBI, LISTEN TO SASORI! OR ELSE I'M GONNA KILL YOU!" yelled Deidara thrashing against Combu's grip.
"I wonder how much I can sell these parts for?" mused Kakuzu to himself as he carried away Sasori's body parts on his back.
"KAKUZU GIVE ME BACK MY BODY!" yelled Sasori.
"No, you lost the bets fair and square." said Kakuzu.
"ITACHI CHEATED! HE USED THOSE SHARIGAN EYES OF HIS AND THEN YOU CHEATED!"
"I didn't use my Sharigan...You know, what forget it..." said Itachi walking away while eating Pocky(1).
"There, there Sasori, Tobi will take good care of you." said Tobi patting Sasori on the head.
*CHOMP!*
"OWOWOWOW! GET HIM OFF! GET HIM OFF!" yelled Tobi scuttling like a crab with Sasori biting down on his left hand.
Pain 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, and 6, Alex, Combu, Destra, Comet, Aria, Flare, and Noir all sweat-drop at the new members actions.
"Are they always like this?" said Alex to Pain 1.
"Yes." replied Pain 1.
"Hey. Has anybody seen Hidan?" said Kisame lounging in the shade with his "sword" next to him, it growled in response.
Suddenly the grey haired man came into view, bloodied and filled with weapons.
"Jashin is pleased with me!" exclaimed the Jashinist follower.
"If you want to know what happened, he went into an Ape camp and slaughtered them all. But of course, he did accidentally kill some local wildlife." said Zetsu coming out of the ground.
"You know what? We need to ban some members from poker nights." said Alex.
"Like who?" said Pain 1 raising an eyebrow.
"Tobi..."
"HEY!"
"...Kakuzu..."
"HEY!"
"...Hidan, Klaxon..."
"(Klaxon's voice) HEY!"
"...WOULD YOU SHUT UP! Nevermind..."
"TOBI HELP ME GET MY BODY BACK AND I'LL TREAT YOU TO DANGO." said Sasori.
"YAY!"
Tobi then tackled Kakuzu and the two got into a wrestling match causing everybody to sweat-drop...again...
END CHAPTER
(1) If you don't know why Itachi eats Poky, look up "Itachi Uchiha" on Google.