A/N: I understand it's been forever and I apologise. I do dearly wish I could update on a regular basis... Though these are dreams that cannot be. But, here's another few for your reading pleasure. And again, I appreciate any helpful reviews.
Dear Fanfiction,
I'll track every single one of you to make sure your bloody rotten fingers never touch a keyboard again if you keep up with all these ridiculous stories about me and the Doctor in a so-called romantic relationship. I've said before he's a little slip of a barely-anything alien-thing, and let me tell you that if Spaceman makes a single move on me, so help me I'll bite those little scrawny hands of his off.
- Donna Noble