Hey guys, back for another one shot?

Bakura: Am I in this one?

No. Anyways I-

Bakura: Why not?

... Shut up Bakura. As I was saying... this one shot is based off of 'A Friend Like Me' from Aladdin. *confetti* :p

Bakura: Aladdin?

Yeah Aladdin. Now I suppose we should-

Bakura: ON WITH THE RA DAMNED FIC!

Friend Like Me

Natalie sighed.

I'll never be pretty enough for Yami... She thought.

Jade smirked to herself. Courtney is gone... Now's my chance...

"Let's give you a makeover Natalie!" Jade said, feigning cheerfulness.

Natalie sighed. "If that will make you happy."

Jade led her to a chair and pushed her into it, strapping her to it slightly. The table next to them had all sorts of hair styling tools on them.

"Well Ali Baba had them forty thieves.." Jade sang."Schernzad-ie had a thousand tales..."
Jade spun Natalie around in her chair.

"But sister you in luck 'cause up your sleeves.. You've got a hand of magic that never fails..!"
Jade pulled out a small case of sparkles and put it in Natalie's hair ad on her skin while singing this.

"You've got some power in your corner now! Some heavy ammunition in your smile!"
Jade sang.

Natalie frowned. Will Yami really like me when she's finished?

"You got some punch, pizzaz, yahoo and how?"

As Jade sang this, she had pulled out a bottle of 'perfume' (sleeping mist) and sprayed it on Natalie, causing her to cough.
"See all you gotta do is sit in dat chair and I'll do your hair!" Jade sang, hiding a smirk.

"Hey misses Natalie girl, what will your new style be? Let me take your order, make it come to life!" Jade sang, laying out clothes and magazines.

Jade chuckled to herself. She trusts me... Perfect.

She began to brush Natalie's hair back.
"You ain't never had a friend like me! No no no!" She sang.

She finished brushing out Natalie's hair and got out a curling iron.

"Life is your beauty salon, your catwalk, and I'm your manager. C'mon and whisper how it is you want to look, I really wanna know..!" She sang, pulling the curling iron away from Natalie's hair to reveal a perfect curl.

"You ain't never had a friend like me."
Where's Courtney...? Natalie thought.

Jade frowned and sang to divert Natalie's attention back to her.
"Yes ma'am I pride myself on myself on my masterpieces, you're fabulous! Full of flair, debonair!"
Jade finished Natalie's curls.

"Just say what you need, it'll happen, true fact."
Jade pulled out a make up kit and began to fix Natalie's face.

"How bout a little more mascara? Have some more blush there, try more of another shade, I'm going to help you have it made. You ain't had a friend like me!" Jade smiled when Natalie yawned.

"Where... where's Courtney, Jade?"

Jade sneered suddenly and grabbed some more 'perfume' and sprayed angrily.

"Can Courtney do this?! Does Courtney do that?! Can Courtney go poof?!" Jade snapped, singing.

Natalie coughed loudly as she breathed in the cloud of perfume. Jade smirked. "Well looky here."

She held a can of hairspray.

Shit. Natalie thought.

"Can Courtney go abracadabra, let 'er rip!"
The spray came out of the can.

"And make your ugliness disappear. So don't you stand there with that dumb look on your face, you're a disgrace. I'm here to make your prayers come true honey." She sang, smirking still.

Natalie frowned at her. Jade's smirk grew.

"You gotta be a bonifide, certified chica in order to win Yami Yugi's heart. And I gotta help you out, so whatcha wanna be? Stand up tall, or you'll never be as good as me.."
Jade poofed Natalie into a new outfit.

"Well all you gotta do is be sexy and oh! Hey misses Natalie girl, think of what you can be..!"
Natalie blinked at her.

Jade gave her a flashing smile.
"Jade is on the case of your huge mistake. You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend." Jade sang.
Natalie felt her eyes closing.

Jade smirked when she heard Courtney's screams coming from the necklace Jade trapped her in.

"Natalie!" Courtney's voice seemed faint.

Jade laughed evilly.
"You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend. You ain't never had a friend like me!" Jade sang, cackling afterwards.

She tricked me... Natalie thought.
"You ain't never had a friend like me, hah!"

Natalie's eyes closed.

Jade laughed. "Sorry Natalie, but this was for your own food. Courtney is a terrible friend for you. Now she's gone."

Kura?

Bakura: It sucked.

*heart breaks* Really...?

Ryou: No, no, no Silver it was wonderful.

Bakura (muttering): suck up.

Ryou: *glares* How could you say that to poor Silver?! You know how hard she works!

Bakura: SHE NEVER UPDATES ANYTHING!

Ryou: She tries her best Baka-ra.

Bakura: O.o You're mean today Ryou!

Ryou: Well you're being mean too Kura. Now apologize by doing the disclaimer.

Bakura: She doesn't own anything idiots.

Ryou: *smacks Bakura* Meanie!

Bakura: *sticks tongue out*