Note: So I'm pretty psyched about this chapter because Kick Ass and Knockout get to meet Hit Girl and Big Daddy. Enjoy!

Chapter 6

Dave and I walked into the building and down the hall, looking for Rasul's apartment. After about a minute or two, we found it but there was a big guy standing outside. I'm pretty sure he was Rasul's bodyguard.

He started laughing at Dave and I when he saw us walking down the hallway, "Who the fuck you two supposed to be? The green condom and the porn star? Ya'll know it ain't Halloween for another few months right?" he snickered. I glared at him but still said nothing as we came face to face with him. He then asked who we were.

Dave was about ready to introduce himself as Kick-Ass but stopped himself, "We're friends of Katie's" he told him. The guy muttered something under his breath and let us in. "So um, which one of you guys is Rasul?" Dave asked.

Then, this skank sitting on the couch told him she was Rasul and started rubbing her boobs. Dave was practically drooling and I hit him in the chest, "Not why we're here, idiot." I whispered.

"What is this, trick or treat or something?" A guy on the couch with dreadlocks asked. He was playing a video game. He looked at us for a second and then back at the TV, "Fuck, now I'm dead."

"We have a message for Rasul about Katie Deauxma," I retorted, folding my arms.

He turned and looked at us again, "Katie?"

"Oh you're Rasul? Okay, you've gotta stay away from Katie now. It's over," Dave said as he walked towards him, "So if you just leave her alone, everything will be fine." That's when Rasul got up, "What? Look, who the hell are you two? And what is this?" he asked. It was pretty obvious that this guy wanted to do this the hard way and not the easy way.

"I'm Kick-Ass and this is Knockout," Dave replied.

"Look us up," I sneered, giving Rasul a death glare.

"And this is me giving you a message; Leave Katie alone!" Dave snapped. Rasul looked at us for his second and then he looked at his goons who then got up and crowded around us.

"Or what?" Rasul snapped back. I started to walk forward so that I could kick Rasul's ass but Dave put his arm in front of me and held me back.

"Or, we'll come back, and break your fuckin legs!" Dave spat. Rasul went to attack us but Dave tasered Rasul's eyebrows. Next thing I knew, I was grabbed from behind by one of Rasul's goons and held down along with Dave. Rasul was about ready to finish us off but then, a large blade was thrusted right through his chest, "What the fuck?..." I whispered as my eyes widened.

The blade was pulled out and Rasul fell to the ground, dead. There stood a purple haired little girl no older than 11 or 12, my mouth dropped wide open in shock. "Okay you cunts, let's see what you can do now…" she said. I just sat there speechless along with Dave as this girl launched herself at Rasul's men.

She sliced and diced these guys and at one point she even cut off a guy's leg! I cringed and she shot Dave and me a grin. One guy came out of the bathroom and once he saw her, he pulled out a butterfly knife and flipped it around. "Hey, I got one of those!" she giggled as she stuck her bladed staff into the couch.

She then took out one of her butterfly knives, flipped it around a few times and threw it. It hit the guy right in the balls. She then ran forward and kicked the guy into the bathroom and then, she killed the skank in red.

Dave was pretty much traumatized at this point and he aimed his taser at her. "Oh dude, that is one gay looking taser." she grinned. I looked around the room, "Boy, that escalated quickly." I said, quoting Ron Burgundy. Then I gave her a thumbs up. She smirked at me and looked at Dave, who was still cowering in fear, "Relax, we're on the same team."

Dave and I saw Rasul's bodyguard approaching her from behind. Dave was about to warn her but then the bodyguard was shot in the head. She mumbled something into her walkie talkie. Then, she began putting money into a black bag.

She looked at us, "C'mon you two! Can't use the front door now!" She said before climbing out the window onto a fire escape. I shrugged and followed her onto the roof with Dave right behind me.

"Wait!" I called after her as she was about ready to jump off the roof. She turned and looked at us. "Who are you?" Dave asked.

"Me? I'm Hit Girl. And that's…" she paused pointed to a man on the billboard whose costume was similar to Batman, "Big Daddy."

I smirked and waved at him and he gave us the look that said 'I'm watching you.' Then Hit Girl leapt over to the next building and left with Big Daddy.

Once I got home, I couldn't help but feel worried about Dave. He was pretty much silent during our whole walk home. I quietly snuck in and tiptoed upstairs to my room. I opened my drawer and took out a long sleeved hot pink burnout top, a light pink cami, and some light pink shorts with red polka dots on them.

Then I went into the bathroom and changed out of my costume and into my pajamas. I went into my room, put my costume away, and got into bed.

"Knockout!" I heard a voice that sounded an awful lot like Adam West say. I let out a rather dramatic yell and rolled out of bed. I got up and saw that Big Daddy and Hit Girl were now in my room, "Um, hi..." I replied nervously and waved.

"Hello... Knockout.. Nice to meet you.." Big Daddy said.

"How do you know where I live?..."

"Yours and Ass.. Kick's… IP address.. was very easy to trace… Plus… we saw you… enter your house, Angelina."

Big Daddy told me that he and Hit Girl like Dave and I but they don't trust us. After he made his point, I wrote my number down on a piece of paper from my notebook and tore it out. Then I folded it up and handed it to Hit Girl.

"If you ever need me or Knockout, feel free to text me okay? Or just hit me up on my myspace page." I said and she nodded. "Hit Girl! Back to headquarters!" Big Daddy barked and climbed out my window.

Hit Girl walked over to my window and started to climb out but then looked at me one last time, "See you around." she said and left. I smiled a bit and then climbed back into bed. Then I turned off my light and went to sleep.