Onwards Men! Together we shall take over the Furuba kingdom of FANFICTIOOOOOOOOOON!
Chai & Riley: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAH! -MOUNTS OUR OSTRICH-
FOR NARNIA!
... No really...Onwards o_o
We don't own Furuba ;_;
"Hand over the TV remote, Chai. I want to watch something!" Riley said sternly, looking at her younger sister, who was currently spread out around the couch.
"Nuhh Li-Li! It's my turn to watch TV so I'm watching Fruits Basket." pouted Chai, crossing her tanned arms over her chest adoring a Hollywood Undead T-shirt,
"You've had it for the past 2 hours, it's definitely my turn!" Riley whined, gesturing to the remote that rested on Chai's stomach, getting ready to just take it out of her reach. Finally giving up and just plainly snatching it off of Chai, holding it just out of her reach.
"No fair, Riley!" Chai yelled, stomping loudly, "You..Y-you CUNT!" she exaggeratedly sighed and flailed around, before getting into a tug-of-war fight.
"Give it here!"
"NO!"
"CHAI, LET IT GO. YOU'RE GOING TO BREAK IT"
"SHUT UP, FATTY."
"OH MY GOD, CHAI. YOU'RE SO CHILDISH."
Finally, Riley gave an extremely large pull, causing them to fall back - right into the tv, but instead of tumbling into it, and knocking it over, they ended up falling..right into the screen.
Clinging tightly onto each other, promptly forgetting about their earlier fight, screaming on harmony.
Their screams fell short as they fell onto a thing dirt path before their visions were obscured with black and they both passed out.
Riley P.O.V.
"..iley!" I slowly opened my eyes; wincing as my eyes were adjusting to the light. "What happened?" I grumbled; sitting up. As I sat up, I looked around me, checking out all my surroundings. My eyes finally landed on Chai, who was still still sound asleep next to me.
"What the hell happened?" I asked; a bit louder. No answer. I got up and started wandering around my surroundings. I took in everything around me, and noticed that everything was a bit...odd looking. " I then looked at Chai, who was still knocked out, and I then noticed her appearances- they looked..anime-ish. I did a double-take and finally took in her appearance, She looked...She looked...ANIME-ISH. ANIME-ISH.
"OH MY GOD, CHAI. CHAI WAKE UP RIGHT NOW, WAKE UP. OH MY GOD" I promptly, started flailing my arms and that's when I got a good look at myself. Shuffling my arms around I reached into my pocket for the mirror I always carried for self-conscious reasons.
I took in my anime-like bright blue's looked shocked back at me, I took in my full set of lips, and looked up at my brown, fluffy hair with my normal orange streak in it.
Putting the mini-mirror away, I took calm, assured breaths and walked softly over to my still sleeping sister, shaking her awake, careful to not panic as it would only cause more trouble for us,
"Chai..Chai, wake up" I said softly, shaking her tanned shoulder that was facing upright, I smirked when she started to groan, and mumble in her sleep before her head rolled over on a rock, pressing into her cheek, insisting she woke up, before she opened her crimson-blue eyes, looking around curiously before her shocked, wide doe-like eyes settling onto me and then back around again,
"NO FLIPPIN' WAY! WE'RE IN FRUITS BASKET!" Chai shrieked, looking around excitedly before hopping up on her feet and looked down on her bare legs, a blush running up from her neck, to her cheeks in a light pink.
"Ah, ah..Uhm, What are we going to do?" Chai looked at me dependently as she always do, clinging to my side and holding onto what she had left. I sighed, a slight groan of misfortune and looked down at her sister's eyes, sensing slight excitement and worry...
"Why don't we try and find the Sohma's house?" I said, before I was cut off by a brown-haired girl running to us frantically, and I noticed her blue-green eyes, filled with panic and worry before she stopped by us, and I immediately recognized her as Tohru Honda, from said apparent Anime we were in.
Chai squirmed beside me, pure excitement written on her face, and her tanned cheeks pulled into that dimpled-smile of hers. I immediately clung to her forearm and leaned down to whisper in her ear,
"Hey earth to stupid, we can't let her know we know who she is, or else we'd been in some deep stuff, got it?" I emphasized this with a squeeze to her arm, and looked at her face, searching for any sign that she'd heard me.
Understanding and slight disappointment showed on her face and she immediately frowned before nodding in confidence and smiling softly at Tohru, who was clutching her bag within her small, dainty hand.
I looked at Tohru, waiting for her to say something, or introduce herself, but she just stood there with a dazed look on her face and a peaceful smile on her face.
"Uhhh...Hello?" I waved my hand across her eyes and she immediately seemed to come down from whatever high- no I think she was on drugs or something before she smiled and said in her bright voice of hers,
"Hello, um...who are you?" I stared blankly at her for the innocent question before introducing myself and Chai, who was currently spacing out with stars in her eyes.
"Uh..I'm Riley, and this here," I gestured to Chai sitting by my feet, "is my sister, Chai." Tohru smiled brightly and grabbed our hands, dragging us in the direction I supposed her tent was at.
Tohru insisted that we washed up by the river and got us the uniform she was currently wearing. "There we go!" Tohru said, a look of accomplishment plastered on her face, "I suppose we should get ready to go."
Me and Chai followed her out into the forest once again before we walked into an opening where a house was placed, a house I assumed to be Shigure's place, where a stand of 11 zodiacs stood. Chai immediately pushed Tohru to the side, mumbling a sorry under her breath before sprinting over to front of the house, looking at the zodiacs. I shook my head when I heard her say Tohru's lines,
"Oh look, how cute, the 12 animals of the zodiac!" Chai said excitedly, looking amongst the little porcelain-painted glass laid.
Authors' P.O.V.
Riley and Tohru immediately ran up to Chai when a middle-aged man came into views with a light gray kimono, "My, word, Do my eyes deceive me or is there three young girls standing on my porch?"
Tohru immediately went ballistic, "AAH, We're sorry! We're so sorry! We were just looking, We didn't mean to barge in without permission." Shigure only smiled pervesly before saying in a smooth voice, "It's no trouble at all~"
Riley shouted, pointing an accusing finger at him, "BACK THE FUCK AWAY, YOU PERVERT!" before Riley went full-blown rage and ran straight at him, screaming incoherent words before tackling him to the floor and his fan fell onto the floor.
Riley got onto her feet once she deemed him good enough beaten, "You just got owned BITCH-TITS! " Riley emphasized this with a pelvic thrust before being knocked on the back of the head by Chai, only to have Riley spin around and press her hand hard on Chai's head,
"What the HELL, Chai?" she said, albeit arrogantly.
Chai crossed her arms before leaning to whisper angrily in her ear, "What the fuck? That's Shigure, you dumb meanie. You already made a bad impression," Chai made a baffled gesture to Shigure, who was now rubbing his hand over his crotch, a slight smirk on his face. Shigure was now thinking, (A/N: "OOH BABY. I LIKE IT ROUGH" okay. i'm sorry.) head, a slight hurt expression that was overruled by the mischievous look in his eyes that just screamed 'pervert'
Riley and Chai immediately crossed their arms when she saw a flash purple and couldn't help but whisper menacingly under their breaths, "Yuki..." However, Tohru did the exact opposite as she squealed his name out before blushing and looking around dumbly as always (A/N: Can you already tell we DO NOT like Tohru?) with a dazed look on.
Chai immediately got back on track while she glided over to the steps again to gaze at the zodiac's once more, a slight look of concentration on her face that Riley automatically knew was fake,
"Ah, I should have known, you left out the cat" Chai looked up to meet Shigure's confused as eyes as something flashed through them that Riley couldn't quite put her finger on, noticing the way Shigure leered off towards Chai , only get a backpack stamped flat on the back of his head, Riley found this amusing so she simply shrugged it off.
Yuki finally spoke up, "Please forgive my cousin, he's a bit of a flirt but he's harmless, in general it's best to just ignore him." smiling his signature 'fake' smile that Riley and Chai could see right through of.
Tohru immediately brightened before saying the most stupidest thing a person could ever say, "YUKI SOHMA?!" Chai glanced at her like she grew two heads, mumbling under her breath, "Nice job, Captain obvious." Riley chuckled before straightening up when Yuki sent her a look that had the words "What the fuck" written all over them. "Well, isn't this...lovely?" Riley said; in more of a questioning tone.
Shigure whimpered pathetically, "What's in the bag, Yuki? A dictionary?" rubbing the back of his head dramatically as rivers of tears streamed down his face. Yuki spared him a glance before saying in a matter of fact tone, "No, actually there's two of them."
Yuki looked to Tohru to Chai and lastly to Riley, he immediately connected his eyes back to Tohru as Chai and Riley imaginarily threw shards of glass and needles into him,
"Who might these two ladies be?" He said politely, avoiding their eye contact still. Tohru perked up and said softly,
"Oh! I'm sorry. This is Riley, and her sister Chai." She smiled and gestured with her hand at each of us when she said our names.
"Nice to meet you." They both said in a sarcastic voice, high fiving each other behind their backs as Yuki only stared at us in disbelief before smiling that once again fake smile that had most of the girls falling for his bitch-ass ways. (A/N: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA- we don't like Yuki either. ._.) Shigure decided to bring himself back to attention before asking all of us,
"So, you all must be Yuki's classmates, ne?" Tohru immediately said yes, and Riley and Chai quickly averted eyes before Shigure caught on, asking us politely,
"Riley, Chai, you both go to Yuki's school right?" Chai and Riley quickly cut in, "NO! YES! I mean, Yes! HAHAHAHA-ha.." They both looked nervously before they said, "Ahh, look at the time, we really must be going!"
"Ah, wait. Let me introduce myself better, I'm Shigure, Yuki's older, and much less violent cousin." Chai perked up before saying in a calming soothing voice,
"Oh, Hi! It's very nice to meet you!" Chai quickly turned around, only to be stopped by Yuki, "And what brings you to our house, this morning?" Chai quickly tensed up before looking towards Riley with a slight panicked look.
Chai's eye suddenly lit up, "Ah, well you see, We live close by." Yuki and Shigure both lifted their eyebrows up, "Really? Where?"
Chai giggled unsurely, "Right?" She said, with more of a questioning tone. Yuki and Shigure stared at her with unreadable expressions, "Uhhh..."
Chai, Riley and Tohru all said at the same time, "Ahh...I think we'll just be going now." When Tohru bowed down to give them a farewell bow, Chai and Riley both took off running, leaving a slightly flustered Tohru to deal with the rest, and they heard Yuki ask Tohru, "Since you're here, why don't we walk together?" Tohru deadpanned before agreeing.
Chai was practically hyperventilating when they reached their destination, an empty alley where they stood there for a while thinking up a plan. Chai turned to Riley, "Hey Riley," "What?" Riley asked curiously, turning her head towards Chai, still panting after running, like a madman.
Chai gave her a brilliant smile before saying, "How about we buy a tent, move it next to Tohru's house, so like in the end of episode 2, they find not only her but us too! Oh, and we also need to find a way to get sick." Chai said, smilingly as if she were a genius. "First off, back the fuck up. Second, bitch, does it look like i'm made of money? And lastly, lets find someone to cough on us...Someone who looks repulsive too." Riley said; now sitting on the ratty floor of the alley's ground.
Chai huffed, crossing her arms across her chest, "Well, Mr. Sarcasm, How about we find a job?" Chai threw her a look that said 'SHUT UP OR I'LL KILL YOU IF YOU INTERRUPT ME' "And lastly, how about we just fake it?" "IT'S MS. MS!" Riley said; now standing back up. Riley silently agreed to their plan as they walked by Kaibara High school, Chai looking innocently into the yard only to witness the most disturbing thing EVER-