They were both sitting in the living room on their respective laptops.
Sherlock had been scrolling loudly when he stopped to speak.
"John, I fear the internet has turned to aischrolatry in their time of need."
John only looked at him blankly.
"I am not telling you what that means," Sherlock said firmly. "You can look that up yourself."
Five minutes later, John looked up from his computer, eyes wide.
"I don't even want to know how you discovered that," he whispered.
Sherlock shook his head. "No... you really don't."