Dear Professor Dumbledore.
How was your summer? Mine was lovely, I had a small vacation in Alaska, and spent it inspecting the moose population, which was quite thrilling to say the least.
But do not worry, I am more willing then ever to continue inspecting your most excellent school.
When I came back, and made my way to my quarters on the fourth floor, I was disappointed to see that despite my concerns expressed in my very first letter to you, you have yet to change any of the stairs into stationary stairs. I do understand that it was short notice, right before the start of the school year and it takes time to complete the change, I am sure, but I had hoped you would have done something about it by now.
Although legally you do not yet have to make that change to your school, (it being a safety hazard but not an immediate or life threatening one) but you most likely will when I finish my report and send it in for evaluation by the Supreme Inspection Inspector, or face not having your teaching licenses renewed.
I see that you have found a replacement for poor Professor Quirrell, a Mister Gildaroy Lockhart? I must confess I have heard of him, a rather successful author of some kind?
Hope you had a pleasant summer.
Cygnus Stixrood, Chief Centennial Inspector, Department For Permits And Filing.
