Okay, here's the next chapter. A little weird, a lot of implied Merthur but in one P.O.V. Hope you all enjoy it. Thanks to everyone who added me to their favourites and alerts and to all those who reviewed.

Also, Series 5 of Merlin starts this Saturday and I can't wait. Can I hear a HELL YEAH! For all the British Merlin fans? And to all of you in other countries, I'm sorry you have to wait. But if you go to google and then type in project free tv, you should be able to watch Merlin on Sunday instead. Project free tv usually has new episodes of things up the day after they air. it's how I'll be watching the new season of Once Upon A Time which airs on Sunday.

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That Awkward Moment When...

Chapter Five – Morgana Realises Why The Dragon Hates Her So Much.

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Morgana had decided to follow Merlin into the woods. She knew he met the dragon on Wednesdays, because Mondays and Fridays were too busy, and Sunday was stay-in-bed-for-as-long-as-possible day. At least it was for Morgana and Merlin. But Merlin did not allow Morgana to come with him. He'd actually forbidden her from coming with him to see the Dragon. Now, Morgana had always been the dominant one in the relationship and the fact that Merlin would forbid her to do anything was absurd. So Morgana did what any other dominant female would do when her husband forbids her to do something. She followed him.

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Percival, Elyan, Gwaine and Leon were all gathered in the corridor looking out of one of the windows when they noticed Merlin leaving. It was Wednesday so they weren't surprised, but what did surprise them was that Morgana was following him.

"Maybe we should follow her?" Gwaine stated.

"Are you crazy? Remember the last eavesdropping session we had? I'm never eavesdropping again!" Leon exclaimed loudly. The other Knights shuddered, they hadn't forgotten the incident with the Round Table. Gwaine shrugged.

"We said we wouldn't eavesdrop on Arthur and Merlin, not Morgana and Merlin." Gwaine replied.

"Good point." Elyan agreed.

"An excellent point actually, but I'll be going with you." The Knights turned to see Arthur in the corridor with Gwen. The Knights didn't bother to argue with Arthur, knowing they wouldn't win. So the group left to follow after Morgana. As they headed for the woods, Arthur and Gwen looked at the Knights. "Why were you all gathered in the corridor anyways? Didn't I give you all guard duty?" Arthur asked.

"We got some guards to handle it." Gwaine replied.

"They're useless, that's why I asked you lot to do it." Arthur replied.

"Then why are they your guards if they're useless?" Gwen asked. Arthur didn't answer as they crept further into the woods.

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Morgana arrived at the specified clearing to see Merlin sat on a log, talking to The Great Dragon.

"You do realise that Morgana is my wife Kilgarrah?" Merlin stated.

"But you and the young Pendragon are two sides of the same coin!" Kilgarrah almost whined. Merlin rolled his eyes.

"Arthur is married to Gwen and I'm married to Morgana. We are NOT a secretly gay couple Kilgarrah." Merlin intoned drily. Morgana's eyes went wide.

"It's all that witch's fault!" Kilgarrah grumbled,

"Don't call her that." Merlin said. Almost as though it were just a reflex and he didn't expect it to make a difference.

"Well if she wasn't so busy trying to get into your pants then you and the young Pendragon would already have created Albion by now." Kilgarrah replied.

"But we've already created Albion!" Merlin exclaimed.

"Good point young warlock." Kilgarrah conceded. Morgana's eyes went even wider as she stepped into the clearing.

"So you hate me because I'm a bigger threat to your idea that Merlin and Arthur should be together?" Morgana asked.

"Yes! That Guinevere is a wimp. But you're crazy. I wouldn't bet against you. However, you're ruining my perfect vision." Kilgarrah stated.

"How many forest mushrooms have you eaten today Kilgarrah? I warned you about them. They can give hallucinations if you eat the wrong ones." Merlin asked. Kilgarrah looked very contrite in that moment.

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The Knights, Arthur and Guinevere all looked at each other form their own hiding place around the clearing.

"We're all going home and we never speak of this again." Arthur hissed.

"What? About your epic romance with Merlin that was foretold by a mushroom addled dragon? Nope we'll never talk about it again." Gwen replied. Arthur glared at this wife and the group left, not ever bothering to listen as Morgana and Kilgarrah started arguing over the pros and cons of which relationship was more beneficial for Merlin in the long run.

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So, that's the end of this chapter. I know it's random, but I hope you found it funny at any rate. Please R&R and let me know what you thought.