Harry Potter and the School Inspection

by themask77

Dear Professor Dumbledore, It has come to my attention that Hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry is slightly lapse when it comes to a few mandatory safety regulations.

19. We Will Inspect!

Dear Professor Dumbledore.

What exactly do you mean 'the mirrors should not be inspected at this time'?

Are you trying to prevent me from teaching my Club the intricacies of the bathroom mirror?

You know it is people like you that try to beat down the noble pursuit of inspection, and tear down our modern society!

I Will be sending a letter to the Inspection Inspector about your flagrant display of hatred toward my profession.

The Inspection Club will Not Fall! They will Not give up! They will Inspect! And never Not (inspect)!

Cygnus Stixrood, Chief Centennial Inspector, Department For Permits And Filing.

P.S. Today at breakfast you had food stuck in between your teeth. I was not going to say anything, but I feel you needed to know that it really was very disgusting.