This story is becoming too typical (Like with most HomeStuckHighSchool AUs) so before you get bored and assume please realize my intentions and plans for this are supposed to be a bit raw, I use personal experience (said experiences I won't tell exactly) and hope I can get through these lovey dovey chapters so I can get to some of the beauty and raw kind of fiction I was planning on. I'm a sadistic writer, if you're not crying by chapter ten I've failed v/v
It's so fucking ironic that one of his friends happens to be Saul Lucien, or, 'Sollux' or because of his stupid fucking lips 'THOLLUX', Ugh I hate this asshole with his stupid nicknames, I mean Eridan and Karkat are already nicknames! We've been over this! But of course this prick decides to call us KK and ED. Irritating as shit I swear, but of course Eridan has to be an asshole and eat this shit up, calling it cute and affectionate. I fucking hope he scares the heterochromatic asshole away with his big ass googly eyes since he looks like a fucking fish, but when doesn't he?
"KK you listening?"
"No because I don't give two shits about computer programming, Saul." He crinkles his nose. Gamzee attempts to be cute by poking my lips with a fry only to have me bite his finger instead.
"Aw motherfucker, that ain't no fry."
"I know." Fuck he was cute sometimes, I held his face, my expression probably confused him considering he gave me a 'what's wrong' look, until I crashed my lips onto his, only to pull away a second later and wipe my lips off.
"Gay." Eridan and Sollux tease.
"Says the two at the table who might as well go fuck each other! Yeah we see those lip bites and 'accidental' hand touches when you hand another something, you're not slick!"
Both of them glanced down awkwardly as they sipped at their drinks. Sollux was a bit more red than Eridan but I don't think the caterpillars in your cheeks measure your embarrassment. Wait. . . I don't think caterpillars is right. . . what was that word Kankri used. Fuck it, they're veins right now, y'know why? These are my fucking thoughts thats why.
"You three hav-ve to come to my party tonight~"
"I'm your best fucking friend and I didn't know til now?"
"It's a couples party."
"You don't have a boyfriend, asshole."
"Neither do I." Sollux said as sipped awkwardly at his drink.
"Not yet." Eridan winked.
Now he suddenly has a backbone? Now he's suddenly the flirty fun one while I'm the fucking crab?
"Aww sure we can I ain't got no fucking plans."
I glanced down, I couldn't leave Kankri alone with . . . her.
"I sort of have my brother who has to work until like ten."
"It's a good thing it's friday then."
I sighed and nodded. Knowing mother, she'd be out since she's still considered a 'lady' she gets half off at the bar.
Every one checked their watches and groaned.
"Calculus" Came from Gamzee.
"Biology" Sighed from Sollux."
Then eridan and I shuttered at the thought of P.E.
"You ditching, Makara?" Sollux asked.
"Schools got a month left, what do you think." He smirked. "Wanna join us, cuties~?"
"I'm the only cutie to you." I hissed, crossing my arms. I guess he thought it was cute considering he pulled me close, kissing at my lips. The side of my lip curled a bit.
"He's smiling get a camera!" Eridan laughed. I hid my face in Gamzee's shirt, still smiling. . .
After we finished eating we'd walked to Gamzee's house which as almost as fucking huge as Eridan's. Sollux and I both agreed it was overkill considering we were from the same part of town, I guess we were kind of friends considering he was kind of fucking cool. Doesn't matter.
"Listen guys, I have to go at three somewhere but I'll be back before the party. . ." I sighed. We'd all piled into Gamzee's room, Sollux was at the computer desk, but just sat in the chair, I was looking up at the sealing on Gamzee's bed, and Eridan was 'nonchalantly' resting his huge ass on the damn desk. I hope his skinny jeans tear open-I mean not like I like his fucking ass and want to see but it'd be fucking hilarious and embarrassing for him. Scratch that, that asshole Sollux seems like he'd be into it, he probably like Japanese porn with those freaky kinks.
Then again, I want Gamzee to do some really freaky things-No. . . no, thinking about that would be fucking horrible because I'm not about to get a boner in front of these teasing freaks. No sir. Gamzee walked in with sodas. I didn't feel like sitting up so he poked my lip with a straw.
"C'mon it tastes like a fucking miracle~"
I sipped.
"No it's nasty. The fuck is that."
"Faygo~"
The other's didn't seem to mind, everyone talked and got to know each other but I'd become so easily distracted. Gamzee's beg smelled like weed, cologne and head and shoulders. . . it smelt like him. . . I dozed off on the lush comforters. I felt so relaxed...I almost opened my eyes worrying he'd roofied me, but I recall not getting a lot of sleep oh say. . . any night. And I was use to a busty twin sized mattress on the floor where Kanki held me close every night, and on some nights, let me have to myself when he'd sneak (or fall) off onto the shabby carpet. . .
I almost woke up, pulling the comfortable blanket over my shoulder as I snuggle the rather stiff pillow. . . My eyes shot open and Gamzee smirked down at me.
"I-I'm sorry." This was a lot more embarrassing than it seemed. . . "I didn't mean to fall asleep I just. . .-" His lips met mine. . . fuck. He pulled me close.
"Where do you have to go at three?"
"The library." He glanced down confused, "My brother works there and I need to tell him where I'll be tonight."
"Wanna give him a call?"
I nodded, Gamzee searched the number and dialed it for me.
"Alternian Library and Recreation Center, this is Kanner Vantas speaking how might I direct your call?"
"It's me."
"It's four. . ." He sighed, "What's wrong are you hurt?"
"No I'm. . at my boyfriend's house."
"Your what?"
"My boyfriend's house." I heard him sigh on the other line.
"Please be careful. . . what time are you coming home?"
"11 maybe. . . I'm going to a party at Eridan's."
"Ah. . . I'll see you there."
"What?"
"I was invited by his rather kind older brother."
"You know Cronus?"
"We're sort of going a bit steady."
"Gay."
"Now Karson I will have you know that being homosexual as I am the term 'gay' when used as a derogative term is rather triggering a bit rude I'd assumed that you being homosexual yourself could sympathize and kindly respect the fact that I find said aforementioned term to be, as previously stated triggering, ergo though I do respect your opinions I kindly ask that you do not use such a term without tagging it in some sort of manner even when speaking-"
"OKAY I LOVE YOU BYE!' I shouted, hanging up. I glanced aside to see Gamzee undressing.
He took off his shirt . . . fuck was he cut, then his pants. . .I bit my lip.
That is until he tugged at his boxers.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING ASSHOLE!?"
"Getting all up and ready for a nap."
"NAKED?!"
"That's how I nap."
"NO"
"No?"
"LEAVE YOUR BOXERS ON!"
He smirked over, teasingly tugging the front down a bit, exposing his 'v'. . . my face burned.
"Stop!"
"What if I don't~?" I glanced down again, shrugging.
"I'll leave them on. . . if you undress too." I shook my head.
"Nope!"
He began sliding them off, and my hands shot to my eyes.
"Triggered!"
"What bro?"
"I mean-Agh! Fine!" I took off my sweater. "C..could you turn off the fucking lights?"
It's not like I was ashamed of my body or shy I was just. . . the both of those fucking things. But not for the usual reasons. . . I had fresh bruises today. He nodded, dimming them down until it was dark enough to hide my scars and bruises, but bright enough to sort of see me. . . I kicked off my jeans and curled up under the covers, resting my head on his chest.
"Gamzee. . . what's that?"
My knee brushed over it, and my face burned red.
"I TOLD YOU TO LEAVE THE BOXERS ON"
"I lied."
I tried getting out of the bed but he pulled me close, holding me tight.
"I won't do anything, I just want to get all comfy." He snuggled me. I sighed, nodding, still too tired to argue.
Perhaps he's not that insane after all.