Dear Ms. And Mr. Creevey.
I am very sorry to say that your young son Colin has been has been put into a coma, or as we WIZARDS call it PETRIFIED. I know this may come as a shock to you but do NOT worry, the WIZARDING society has a very advanced HEALING MAGIC that will put your boy to rights in no time!
I do have some very simple Questions for you to answer, to try and work out how this came to pass.
1. Do you have any odd purple plants growing in your yard, Or as we WIZARDS call them VIOLETS?
2. Did Colin have any contact with dogs that had THREE (3) eyes?
3. Is Colin's bedroom Orange?
4. Does he usually have milk in the morning?
5. Is it goat milk?
6. Is the goat actually a Chupacabra? (sometimes it is very hard to tell)
I understand that some of theses questions may seem 'Arbitrary' or 'Nutter Nonsense' to Muggle's such as yourself but I can assure you that they are all relevant in a MAGICAL way, and you should not worry about it in the slightest.
Just know that anything you can tell me is vital, and in no time at all your son will be back to normal, frolicking in the school yard and retuning homework on time.
Cygnus Stixrood, Chief Centennial Inspector, Department For Permits And Filing.
P.S. I know that some of the words that WIZARDS use are not common place in the MUGGLE world. I did try to write this letter in a way I could be better understood but it is perfectly fine if you need clarification on a particular word or phrase, do not hesitate to OWL me a question. (that's how WIZARDS talk to each other, just like a TELEYALUR PHONE)