Dear Professor Dumbledore.
I have been hearing rumors that there is a werewolf on the grounds. Of course I am sure that it is merely rumors, (all reports say they saw a large black monster wolf/dog wandering on the grounds) but I have decided it would be prudent to investigate the matter thoroughly, just to be sure.
I was hoping that I could be authorized to take my Inspection Club with me. As I am sure that there is most likely not any real danger, and we will be staying on the grounds looking for evidence and not going anywhere near the forbidden forest (which due to the rumors I really think should be checked over again) I think it would be a safe and fun expedition where they may learn of all the signs of a werewolf in the area. And of course I would ask Professor Lupin if he would be so kind as to escort us, being a expert on the dark arts and such creatures.
You know I find it rather coincidental that 'Lupin' is so similar to the word 'Lupine' which of course means: relating to wolf: relating to a wolf or wolves. Now I am asking the man to help me try and track one down. I think I will inform him of this so he can appreciate the irony as well.
Cygnus Stixrood, Chief Centennial Inspector, Department For Permits And Filing