Dear Professor Dumbledore.
I am rather irritated that though I was sent to inspect this school you rarely, if ever, give me a straight answer.
I will re-ask the questions I asked you last evening, and I hope that this time you could please try to be less cryptic.
1: Why is Professor Lupin resigning? Was it something I said? Ever since I sent him a letter inviting him to a card game he started to avoid me. As you might see I really should know the reasons that Staff members decide to leave your employ, especially with how frequently it happens.
2: Why did the Dementors surge onto the lake last night?
3: Why, when I informed you yesterday that I saw a boy being dragged off by a dog from my window, did you just smile at me, and do nothing to stop it. I ran after him once it became apparent that you would do nothing and became quite lost, not finding any trace of the boy other then drag marks in the mud. I asked both Professors Lupin when he was walking down the grounds and Snape when I later saw him doing the same, if they could help me, but they both said that they had pressing matters to attend to before I could tell them about the boys predicament.
4: Why when I spoke with you last night about the boy and how we needed to start a search party you just said that he was fine and would speak no more on the subject?
5:Why did you allow a execution of an animal to take place on the grounds? Witnessing such a event can prove quite traumatizing to a young student, and therefore should not have taken place anywhere near the castle.
6:May we or may we not host Percy's going away party in the unused class room on the fourth floor? We really should have had this worked out months ago.
I can only assume you had a perfectly valid reason not to answer these questions previously. I do expect you to kindly reply to these questions as quickly as you can. I do not know why you could not do so last night. Seeing as I am Chief Centennial Inspector I really must know what is going on in this school. I understand it is my job to inspect and figure it out on my own but if I ask you a question, especially those about students being dragged off by wild animals, I really should get a answer.
Happy late end of exams.
Cygnus Stixrood, Chief Centennial Inspector, Department For Permits And Filing