Harry Potter and the School Inspection

by themask77

Dear Professor Dumbledore, It has come to my attention that Hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry is slightly lapse when it comes to a few mandatory safety regulations.

40. Stay Away From My Family

Mr. Insane Wizard.

Yes, we damn well do understand the consequences, and we still want our freak of a nephew to enter the bloody tournament.

We would be so sad if he did get turned into a plant.

Thank you so much for informing us of the possibility.

Never write again.

Sincerely, Vernon Dursley