December Thirteenth

Chat

ToriVega and HappyCat Have Entered Chatrrom

ToriVega: Hey Cat!

HappyCat: Hiiiiii! Whats up!?

ToriVega: Trina's rehearsing for a singing audition. I'm hiding out in my room until the storm dies down.

HappyCat: There's a storm!?

ToriVega: No... I meant until Trina quits singing.

HappyCat: Oh.

ToriVega: Wbu?

HappyCat: Well, my brother locked me in the closet and I'm really bored, so I came on chat!

RockRobster And RexInTheCity Have Entered Chatroom

RockRobster: Hey little birdies!

HappyCat: Hiiiiiiiiiiiiii!

ToriVega: Hey Rob. What's up?

RockRobster: Nm. HBU?

RexInTheCity: Those Abrevs' don't make you cool Rob.

AndreH Has Entered Chatroom

AndreH: Hi!

ToriVega: Hey :)

GotBeck Has Entered Chatroom

GotBeck: Hey. Did you guys ever notice how freaking sexy my girlfriend is.

AndreH: Jade?

GotBeck: No! MY other girlfriend! Yes Jade! What? You don't think she's sexy!?

AndreH: You're putting me in an awkward position here Beck. I mean yeah your girl's hot but like I totally don't like her at all ever never ever never have or ever never will.

ToriVega: Andre.. Your wonk is showing.

HappyCat: OMG! Where?

GotBeck: Seriously. I have the hottest, sweetest, most beautiful girlfriend in the world.

HappyCat: Yeah! Jade is so awesome!

ToriVega: Something tells me "Beck" is not being 100% honest about his identity, Right JADE?

HappyCat: Jade is ScissorLuv, remember?

GotBeck: I'm Beck, and I think my beautiful amazing girlfriend would never log into my slap account. She's too beautiful and sweet and amazing. Seriously. I want Jade right now. Jaaaaadddddeeeeee.

ToriVega: TMI.

ScissorLuv Has Entered Chatroom

ScissorLuv: Have I ever told you guys how much I love the color pink!? And yellow!?

ToriVega: No..

ScissorLuv: Well I do, my bestest BFFFFL friend, Tori :D

GotBeck: Canada sucks. I'd waaayyyy rather make out w/ Jade then ever set foot in that awful place. Hey Vega, you suck. Jade's soooo much prettier than you!

HappyCat: Beck! That's not nice!

RockRobster: Yeah! Cat beats both of them!

ToriVega: What?

GotBeck: WHAT? I WILL KILL YOU WITH MY SCISSORS YOU WORTHLESS LITTLE NUB.

ScissorLuv: You mean MY scissors, which I'm throwing away! Im into collecting buttons now! A much better hobby that won't murder my boyfriend, Beck (Who BTW is hot and awesome and amazing! Best BF EVER!)

GotBeck: I've decided to fry all my fish and feed them to that nasty stray cat that lives in town! You guys in?

ScissorLuv: NO! Those fish are my babies Beck! I may not show it, but my motherly side won't let you harm those fish!

ToriVega: Where even ARE you guys?

GotBeck: I'm in my RV, wishing I was making out with Jade.

ScissorLuv: I'm dancing on a rainbow with a pink fluffy unicorn!

HappyCat: YEYYYYYY! CAN I COME!?/

GotBeck: NO!

HappyCat: ),:

RexInTheCity: You can dance with me on a rainbow ;)

ScissorLuv: I'm SO excited for Xmass you guyssssss! :D

GotBeck: Me too! I'm totally NOT going to Canada! I'm way to awesome to make my hot GF spend Xmas all alone! nope nope nope! I'm staying in the RV to give her gifts and make out and watch cheesy movies!

Beck's eyes widen as he reads that, and he looks at Jade from across the RV.

They're sitting on opposite ends of his bed, and she's been acting extremely gank-like all day.

He gets it now. She's worried. Worried she's going to spend her Christmas alone, from what she heard yesterday, it must have seemed like that.

He gives a small smile, typing into Jade's pear phone, looking over at the chat. This is probably the most hilarious small fight they've ever had.

ScissorLuv: Aww, Jade baby, is that what ur wazzed about? I won't go with out you. Don't worry. I love you :)

GotBeck: You have to. Aunt Buttcheek says so.

ScissorLuv: F her.

GotBeck: No, me.

ScissorLuv: Fine ;)

ScissorLuv And GotBeck Have exited Chatroom

HappyCat: I'm confusedd... Why did Jade call Beck Jade?