A/N: AHHH! I haven't updated this in so long! I'm so sos ososososo sorry you guys!

I'm so sorry, that im going on a My Christmas miracle marathon. I'm about to write ten MCM chapters right now.

December Sixteenth

Jade and Beck Sitting In A Tree... K-I-S-S-I-N-G

"You know what I hate?" Jade begins, crossing her arms as he drives down the road home from the movie theater.

"What?" He wonders, bracing himself for the long rant.

"Christmas carols," She replies. "Because they always include bells. I mean seriously, bells aren't ever a real instrument! And what do bells have to do with Christmas!?" She rants.

"Well there's like bells on Santa's sleigh or whatever," Beck replies.

"Oh, and that reminds me! Santa Claus!" Jade remembers, causing Beck to groan internally. "He's an awful role model for young kids, don't you think? Basically, he's enforcing slavery with his little elf minions, showing that you should eat cookies and get really fat and that animal is totally okay! I'll never understand why parents poison their children's brains into believing such an awful man exists!"

Beck can't help but snicker at Jade's serious attitude towards... Well... Santa!

"Beck, seriously, when we get all old and gross we are not lying to our kids about a talking bunny, fairy, or fat animal abuser," Jade demands.

"You want to have kids in the future?" Beck asks, raising his eyebrows. "With me?" He adds.

Jade rolls her eyes. "That's not even close to the main point of what I said," Jade reminds him.

"It was implied though," Beck teases her, pulling up to the RV.

"Kinda," Jade replies shrugging it off, determined to not let Beck think she said anything the least bit sappy.

"Jadey want to have kids with me," Beck teases, getting out of the car, Jade following as they go into the RV.

He grins, tapping Jade's nose.

"Jade and Beck sitting in a tree... K-I-S-S-I-N-G! First comes love," He pulls Jade in closer to him so she's pressing against his chest. "Then comes marriage," He whispers to her, lying Jade to his bed almost harshly. "Then comes the baby in the baby carriage," he finishes, smothering Jade in a kiss.

"Beck, there's no way you're going to seduce me with a rhyme invented by immature three year olds," Jade scoffed.

Beck looks around the RV at his girl, lying underneath him, completely surrendered to his absolute power. "I think I just did," He tells her truthfully.

So Jade attaches their lips to distract him, knowing she's been beat.