Harry Potter and the School Inspection

by themask77

Dear Professor Dumbledore, It has come to my attention that Hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry is slightly lapse when it comes to a few mandatory safety regulations.

61. Come Collect Cygnus

Albus

I really cannot take it anymore.

Cygnus has broken up with that pink toad and now has taken up residence in my quarters, drinking any alcohol that I have on hand and bemoaning his 'lost love'.

Please come and collect him at your earliest convenience.

And please stop smirking. Yes I encouraged his feelings for Umbridge. I only did it because it was the only thing he would talk about during our card games, and I believed that if he spoke with her and got it over with then we could move onto other conversational topics.

And yes it backfired. He would stay after the game was finished so he could say More about his 'sweet flower'.

If Cygnus didn't have such a good poker face I would have been done with him long ago.

So if you would kindly stop that damned eye twinkle I know you are currently doing while reading this and get down here, it would be much appreciated.

Severus

P.S If you take longer than a hour then I will simply put him out in the hall and leave him for Peeves.