Harry Potter and the School Inspection

by themask77

Dear Professor Dumbledore, It has come to my attention that Hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry is slightly lapse when it comes to a few mandatory safety regulations.

63. Ankle Chains? Really?

Mr. Filch

I must respectfully decline your request to repurpose the unused classroom in the dungeons as a detention room.

I really do not see the need, as the Professors are quite capable of disciplining the students by themselves, also, I have no clue as to what purpose Ankle Chains suspended from the ceiling would serve.

Although while we are already in correspondence, there is something I have been meaning to speak with you about.

I understand that you are a friend to Dolores. I was wondering if perhaps you have noticed anything off about her lately. I am starting to worry about how much time she spends thinking up new decrees. And how increasingly restrictive they are to the students' and teachers' daily lives.

Just hoping that you could shed some light on the situation,

Cygnus Stixrood, Chief Centennial Inspector, Department For Permits And Filing

P.S. Does she talk about me at all? Just curious. I just need to know. Because of a perfectly reasonable inspecting type reason.