Dear Severus
As you most likely are already aware, our planned Distraction Inspection Combo failed spectacularly.
We were found out by a passing member of the Inquisitorial Squad and thankfully I was the only one recognized on sight, before we were able to make our escape.
Anyway, I am now in hiding in the dungeons. Please do not tell Dolores where I am.
I suppose I should have fled the castle entirely, but I haven't finished my main Inspection yet. And besides, I have not before now gotten a chance to inspect the dungeons so closely. Spoiler: there is a lot of mold.
I am getting some information from the house elves who have so kindly given me food whenever I ask for it, but can you tell me how things are going upstairs? And could you watch over the Inspection Club for me? I did tell them to lie low for awhile, but you know them, always wanting to Inspect Tyranny.
I do hope that Dolores is disposed of soon. I really do want to leave the dungeons before summer vacation.
By the way, you don't happen to know where Dumbledore has gone off to, do you?
Cygnus Stixrood, Chief Centennial Inspector, Department For Permits And Filing
P.S. Down with the Pink Toad!