Cygnus
Please stop breaking into my ingredients cupboard. I know it is you. I have told you that you do not have to live in the dungeons, I have a spare room I have offered you on multiple occasions, that you continue to refuse.
No, I will not tell Umbridge you are here. It is rather insulting that you thought I needed telling.
However, if you do continue to take things from my room or cupboard, then I will tell Umbridge you are down here. And yes, there is a lot of mold. It is magical mold that keeps pests away. Please stop removing it.
Yes, your "Inspection Squad" is doing fine. All they do is leave rude notes for Umbridge at her place at the high table. She has stopped attending meals.
Severus